Everyone wants to live a healthy life, but they can't find a magic pill for longevity. Don’t look for it. As the saying goes, “Smile, you will be young for ten years.” Doesn’t this just show that “laughing” can prolong life? I hope the humorous joke I will give you today will bri

Everyone wants to live a healthy life, but they can’t find a magic pill for longevity. Don’t look for it. As the saying goes, “Smile, you will be young for ten years.” Doesn’t this just show that “laughing” can prolong life? I hope the humorous joke I will give you today will bring you laughter and make you feel good all day long. A good mood will definitely bring you a healthy body. I updated every day, hoping to get your attention and give you a like. The principle of

01

Ibuprofen is like the powerful eunuch under the command of a king of a country. Let him hurt, just don’t know it.

02

Yesterday I took the bus home and saw a thief taking out the man's bag next to me.

I saw him paying for a long time and still not stopping, and finally I couldn't help but pat his shoulder and said to him quietly, "Don't pay, this person has no money."

He looked at me with a particularly surprised look, as if he had met a companion, and then he asked in a low voice, "How do you know?" I said, "Can I not know, he is my husband."

03

A beautiful woman took the dog to see a veterinarian.

Doctor said, "Your poodle ..."

"Sorry" the woman interrupted the doctor: "Please respect the key points, don't say the word 'dog', he is my baby son."

Doctor said, "How old is your son?"

" 9 months"

"Where is your son feeling uncomfortable?"

"He is in a bad mood recently and likes to bite people."

"Have your son been vaccinated by 'crazy your son'?"

The beauty was so embarrassed that she was at a loss.

04

The hostess called the maid in front of her and asked her: "Are you pregnant?"

"Yes!" the maid replied.

"You still say it out loud. You are not married yet. Don't you feel shy?" The hostess scolded again.

"Why am I shy? Aren't you pregnant yourself?" the maid replied.

"But I am pregnant with my husband!" The hostess retorted angrily.

"I'm pregnant too!" The maid agreed happily.

05

The boss lady suddenly came at work. I hurriedly ran to tell the boss that the boss was intimate with the female secretary. Seeing that he was about to be furious, I hurriedly told him that the boss's wife was here.

As a result, this guy pushed the secretary into my arms and raised his voice: "Xiao Wang, you should pay attention to the influence when you go to work. The couple will go home to solve the problem. Next time they come to my office, you can quit yourself!"

I looked at the boss's wife and lowered my head in shame.

The next day I became the project manager, and happiness came so suddenly!

06

A girl ran away with the rich second generation and met her ex-boyfriend a few years later.

Ex-boyfriend asked her: "Is the rich second generation really better than me? You have a bad stomach and it hurts often in the middle of the night. I go to the market every morning to buy the freshest ginger, cut it into slices and put it next to you, and hold it when you feel uncomfortable. My knife skills are almost as good as the chef. Can he do this for you?"

The girl replied lightly: "No, he spent 300,000 to take me to the hospital for treatment, and even hired a chef for me."

07

When my son was with his father, he asked his father: "Why just now," he asked his father: "Why just now," when his son and father were together. The married girls call them bride? "

Dad said, "Son, look at what dad does every day?"

The son said bluntly: "Take tea and water to my mother every day, wash clothes and cook, and serve my mother!"

Dad said, "Do you understand now? Getting married means marrying a new mom!"

08

Dad and his son were negotiating in the bedroom, and the mother watched. When it comes to intense conversations, my son asked his mother to help him.

Daddy said happily: "That's my wife, she will help me."

His son squinted his father: "We are related to blood, you two are just male-female relationships."

09

I quarreled with my dear wife, and my wife slammed the door and went out when she was angry.

At this time, my daughter next to me said to me, "Dad, why don't you hurry up and get mom back!"

I was also angry at that time, so I didn't say that children should not take care of adult affairs, and I won't go.

Who knew that at this time, my daughter snatched my phone and called my mother-in-law and said, "Grandma, please lock the door quickly. Dad was so angry that he went to your house to have delicious food again!"

Me:...

010

The canteen restaurant has added a new function. Scan the QR code on the table to order food.

I saw a female colleague who sent the QR code to the group after ordering the meal, and someone paid the order for her.

So I followed the female colleague's appearance and ordered the meal, and sent the QR code to the group. The time is to test the relationship between people.

I don’t know who it was, so I ordered 20 bowls of rice for me. Drunk....

011

The plane flew for a long time. A female passenger who was sleeping suddenly woke up and rang the call bell angrily and asked her what she needed. She said angrily: "Why did you delay again? Why didn't you take off yet?..."

scolded a lot, and the flight attendant said in confusion: "Madam, the plane has not been delayed. Isn't it just in the air now?"

female passenger said angrily: "Don't fool me, the plane is flying, why didn't her wings move? The flight attendant suddenly had a dark face!"

Henan Happy Little Fisher, likes to laugh every day, and hopes that everyone will smile as much as I do. If you have any dissatisfaction or good suggestions, please let me know in the comment section so that you can send you more laughs. Thanks.

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