1One day, my wife was caught in something evil and suddenly announced: I will not call her "wife" again in the future. I wondered why? She said that there is a word "old" in "wife". A woman calls out to the point of being old without hesitation. OK. Then I will change my words an

1 One day, my wife was infected with something evil and suddenly announced: I will not call her "wife" again in the future. I wondered why? She said that there is a word "old" in "wife". A woman calls out to the point of being old without hesitation.

line. Then I will change my words and call me "Madam"! Not long after, a new rule was issued: She is not allowed to be called "wife". I continued to wonder and asked her why? She said that the word "madam" is suspected of referring to old women and the old society to the concubine, so it is not allowed to be called.

line. Then I will change my words and call me "Madam"! "Madam, Madam" called out for a while, and the little girl first protested, saying that she would get goosebumps all over her body every day as soon as she got home from school, which made her feel so stingy.

2 When I was in high school, I and a classmate who was naturally alone in my class were at the same desk. On the first day when we were assigned to our deskmates, he chatted with me during evening self-study and showed me palms, saying, "Oh, your hand is not good! You lose money! Just like me, I lose money too!"

At this time, a gust of cold wind suddenly came, and the head teacher suddenly appeared and said, "What are you two doing if you don't study? Each person is fined ten yuan!"

3 was embarrassed! ! ! The family arranged for a blind date. When I arrived at the place in advance, I saw the girl I met with friends coming towards me. I was surprised. The girl said, "It's you!" I said, "Hehe! Fate!" The two were having fun chatting. The guy at the next table was not calm. He looked at his phone and shouted to the girl, "Beauty! We're going on a blind date, let's go on a blind date!"

4 In the morning, he took my nephew to kindergarten. He asked me to buy him 4 flowers and he wanted to give it to his wife.

I want to give you flowers, either 8 flowers or 11 flowers to make a good fortune, but how can I give you 4 flowers? But I bought it for him.

Pick him up after school in the afternoon and saw 4 little girls each holding one.

5 Wife: "Look at how you drink it, you're just falling down all the way?"

Husband: "Don't worry, I didn't fall half a wrestle."

Wife: "Then why are you covered in dirt?"

Husband: "I crawled back."

6 My mother told me, don't believe men's nonsense. Before my father and I got married, I told your father that my hand encountered washing powder and dishwashing liquid was allergic to it! Your dad said, baby, don’t be afraid, leave it to me! A few days after getting married, your dad gave me a pair of rubber gloves!

7 Xiao Zhang likes stock trading and has fallen obsessive-compulsive disorder . When he saw his wife coming home with a basket of eggs, he hurriedly said, "Oh, don't put all the eggs in the same basket. After saying so many times, why don't you listen?"

The wife couldn't bear it anymore: "Buy a house for me, I'll move out."

Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Which are you making trouble?"

The wife said angrily: "Don't put everyone in the same house!"

8 Best friend is a high-priced hand, how high is it? My best friend drove me to a party. I met someone who was hit by the car on the way and had to pay 2,000 yuan. As a result, my best friend understood it with reason, moved it with emotion, and killed it all the way, and finally gave it ten yuan!

9 My son was playing with building blocks for a long time. He had been very tall after building them for a long time. When I was happy, I came to continue to raise them. Who knew that the building blocks fell down all of them. Seeing that my son looked wrong, I was about to cry immediately. I immediately threw myself on the sofa and cried: The building blocks fell down Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! Seeing this, my son's eyes widened and then comforted me: Dad, stop crying, I'm helping you!

Haha, I am so smart

10 When I was at work, the manager suddenly walked into the office angrily, criticized a cute intern girl, and finally said, "What do you think, right?"

The girl replied weakly, "As long as you don't look for parents."

The entire office laughed instantly, and even the most serious manager usually laughed, and the girl was still looking at us innocently.