1. Hilarious classic complaints and funny jokes. A customer complained to the manager that the customer service attitude was very bad, so the manager called himself and found that his service attitude was indeed very bad. Manager: How dare you talk to me like this? Do you know wh

1. Hilarious classic complaints and funny jokes, A customer complained to the manager that the customer service attitude was very bad, so the manager called himself and found that his service attitude was indeed very bad. Manager: How dare you talk to me like this? Do you know who I am? Customer Service: I don’t have time to care about who you are, but I just don’t like to listen to this attitude. Manager: I am your manager. If you pack up your things tomorrow, get out of here. Customer Service: Then do you know who I am? Manager: I don’t have time to know who you are. Customer Service: Just don't know. Dou~Du~Du~ Manager: ……………

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. An old man who came to see his son from a remote area got on the bus in a big city and basically all the seats on the bus. He was full, and only the "special seat of the old, weak, sick, disabled, pregnant women". He stared at the row of words and seats for a long time, shook his head and stood beside him, chanting: This special seat is too high. No, who can combine these conditions into one...

3. A funny joke in class. One day, a classmate was laughing. The teacher found out, saying, "Don't grind your teeth all day long, and heal your feet. Like a fingernail! "Teacher A: What does it mean to study? Teacher B: Studying means asking students to learn.

4. I have never raised my hand since I was in junior high school, but today I broke the example because the teacher asked today: I raised my hand if I didn’t write my homework. . . Today, when I was doing the math test, my deskmate said next to me: Oh, every time I do the test, I can calculate the answer, but I just can't find this option. . .

5. The traffic police stopped a drunk driver, "Hello, please show your driver's license!" "I...what did I do?" "Don't you know you can't drive while drunk?" "Know... I know, so I...drink and prescribe at the same time!"

6. Teacher: "Your son actually eats instant noodles in class. I'm so shameless!" Parents: "It's inevitable that children are naughty. , wouldn’t it be enough to punish him to stand up and scold him. "Teacher: "It’s not that simple!" The teacher stammered and said, "My saliva has flowed into the book!"

7. In fact, all the poor students are all I know how to persevere, and no matter how boring I am, I will not do my homework! This CET-4 exam is pretty good. I sat down and received the paper when I received the test paper. The test paper was printed very clearly and the questions were all complete. The invigilator's service attitude was very good. The only bad thing is that they are all Repeated customers don’t give discounts. Overall, five-star reviews are good, and will be back next time.

8. It’s the end of the year. The salary has not been paid, so I and my colleagues looked for the department manager: "Manager, please ask you, is it windy today?" "What's wrong with it?" "What should I do? I haven't paid my salary for a few months now , Yesterday we could still drink the northwest wind, but today we can’t even drink the northwest wind! ”