Everyone knows what "straight man" means, but do you know how straight men chat? I promise you a year of laughter. Netizens said they laughed like pigs after watching it. Let’s take a look! My boyfriend said sorry after he made me angry. If I said apologizing would be useful, why

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Everyone knows what "straight man" means, but do you know how straight men chat? I promise you a year of laughter. Netizens said they laughed like pigs after watching it. Let’s take a look!

My boyfriend said sorry after making me angry. I said if the apology was useful, why would I need my fist? My boyfriend said that I can only hit you!

You can say this, are you serious?

After I sent a selfie with my boyfriend, I asked her to praise me. My boyfriend said that the baby is really beautiful, but the nostrils feel a bit big!

asked my boyfriend if you knew why I was angry yesterday. My boyfriend said you were angry yesterday? What's wrong?

I don’t even know that I’m angry. Such a boyfriend should just break up right there!

was acting coquettishly with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said that his girlfriend's coquettishness was mostly just an act and a beating would be enough!

told her boyfriend that there is a strong like here, please check it carefully. Boyfriend: Wait a minute, I am washing socks!

can only say this if he is a straight man!

My boyfriend asked me if had successfully removed hair . I said yes, but my boyfriend asked me if I had evolved into a human.

What are you talking about? I don't understand!

Straight man: The young lady asked me if her photo looks good? I said it didn't look good, as if I had a beard, but she ignored me again!

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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