Some people turn into zombies as they walk‍♂️. When I returned home from the south, I transferred from Beijing and got off the train to the horse station. 50 horses drove together towards home. The radio also said: "Attention, comrade ticket inspectors at the ticket gate, express

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1. Some people become zombies as they walk ‍♂️

2. High-end hackers go to Always use the simplest attack method [silly laugh]

3, Brothers are more important than Mount Tai

4, Newcomers: Be serious

5, What are the two guitars called?

6. Blind date - the woman is a bit older

7. Spare my life, thank you

8. Son: Keep calling

Doctor: No more electricity and it will get burnt.

9, Me and you in 180,000 years before the park

10, Kangaroo: Alas, no money, no matter how big the pocket is, it is still a rat! Golden Leopard: Hi, my brother is just like you. He has a rich reputation and doesn’t have a single copper plate in the bank!

11, When I was a child, I always thought about how great it would be if I had ten dollars every day. Now that I am married, my dream has finally come true. First of all, I want to thank my wife. . .

12, asked: Do you go to school on horseback?
Answer: Well, as soon as I got out of the train station, my father and mother were waiting for me on horseback! When I came home from the south, I transferred from Beijing to the horse station and got off the train. , 50 horses drove home together, and the radio also said: "Attention, comrade ticket inspectors at the ticket gate, the horse team of Express 111 bound for Chifeng is ready to leave. Please feed the horses...

13, Tang Monk: "Buddha It is said that cultivating one's body is to nourish one's nature, and peace is the Mahayana. " Wukong : "So your character is getting more and more cowardly? Tang Monk: "Buddha said, form is emptiness." " Bajie : "So you left the daughter country? Tang Seng: "Buddha said, If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" " Sha Seng : "So the Buddha can live forever by eating your flesh? "Tang Seng: "..."

14. After discovering that my son was reading adult magazines...

15. The strength was a bit strong... [tears running]

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