Tips for picking up women: The first is leisure, the second is power, the third is character, the fourth is money, the fifth is courage, and the sixth is appearance, seven dare to speak and eight dare to strike, old women think coaxing young women think fierce.

1. When you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note next to you. It says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I can't live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I am **.

2. Tips for picking up women: The first is leisure, the second is power, the third is character, the fourth is money, the fifth is courage and the sixth is appearance. Seven dare to speak and eight dare to strike. If an old woman thinks coaxing a young woman, she will think fierce.

3. When you wake up tomorrow, there will be a mosquito lying on your pillow. There is a suicide note next to you. It says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I can't live in this world. ! Lord, forgive him! I am **.

4. A man was stung by a wasp and his penis was swollen as big as a wine bottle. When he went to the hospital for treatment, his wife saw the wound and went to the doctor anxiously. She said excitedly: Please just stop the pain and not reduce the swelling.

5. You look very abstract! You look very hazy! You look very vague! You look very weird! Forgive me, I really can't describe you. I've never seen a ghost.

6. A college student was captured by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: Where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University!

7. Ducks are too mouthy and always like to quack, which is too noisy; kittens are too affectionate and always like to act coquettishly and are too tired; puppies are too busy and always like to bark and be too noisy; after thinking about it, you are still the best, even the New Year's Day carnival is just Stay in the pig pen and take a nap.

8. A woman's cheating husband suddenly came home. The adulterer hurriedly jumped out of the window and escaped, blending into the crowd of morning joggers. Some curious people asked: Why are you not wearing clothes? The answer: streaking! Never seen it? The man replied: I have seen streaking before. But I’ve never seen anyone running with a condom on!

9. One center: health as the center; two basic points: be confused! Be chic; three things to forget: forget your age! Forget fame and fortune! Forget grudges; four have: have a companion! There is a nest! Have some money! Have some friends!

10. Seeing a beautiful woman: wanting to die; getting it in your hands: dying of beauty; tricking her into the house: dying of panic; sleeping on the bed: dying of exhaustion; wife knowing: dying of fright; parents knowing: dying of shame; boss knowing: torture to death; love rival knowing : Beat to death. I am willing to die!