strange and weird❤️cute and cute
1.
When I have money, I will buy two lollipops,
One, you watch me eat it,
The other one, I will eat it for you to see.
2.
Staying up late is really harmful to the body,
So every time I go to bed late, I will have a late night snack,
take a good rest.
3.
I heard that the average person touches their mobile phone 150 times a day.
I laughed. It’s bullshit.
is obviously just once, pick it up when you wake up and put it down before going to bed.
4.
Young people should not stay at home all the time.
Go out for more walks.
At the end of the day, you will find that
playing games is still interesting.
5.
The neighbor is a changeable person,
He changed the wifi password again.
6.
In fact, when you get up in the morning, you can do many things,
such as: sleep again.
7.
You can never wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your messages,
but red envelopes can.
8.
html You said take care of yourself two years ago, but I still haven’t lost weight.
9.
My advantage is: the courage to admit mistakes.
My shortcoming is: I will never change it.
10.
Why don’t you reply to my message?
Isn’t that too rude?
Because I didn’t send it?
11.
Now I can stay up too late,
I suspect that I was a street lamp in my previous life.
12.
can no longer play with mobile phones,
’s eyesight is not good,
I can’t even see the money when I open Alipay.
13.
I really like small animals,
such as fried chicken, roast duck, and boiled fish.
14.
I have become a lot rounder recently,
I am a ton more cute.
15.
What is the pain that can be touched?
I feel like my stomach is full of hunger.
There is still a lump of meat when I touch it.
16.
When will girls with big faces become popular?
I’m ready for the face, but it’s just a matter of time before it becomes popular.
17.
Did you hear something ring?
Oh...I'm sorry, I'm so poor.
18.
You can scold me,
but you have to do it,
please hit my friend.
19.
was in a bad mood and went to play two games.
suddenly realized that he was actually in a good mood just now.
20.
I vaguely remember that
I learned to shop online in order to save money.
Postscript:
cherish every dollar,
regard it as the seed of renewable money.
save money,
is to protect your life,
to give yourself the ability to face basic risks.
encourage each other, come on.
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