Famous Tailor
Ming Dynasty There was a famous tailor in the Ming Dynasty, and his clothes fit customers well. Once, a high-ranking official asked him to make clothes for his subordinates, and the tailors measured their bodies one by one and asked them how long they had served. The high-ranking official asked: "Does the length of service have anything to do with clothes?"
The tailor said: "When an official first took office, he was full of high spirits, so the front of the clothes was slightly longer than the back. After working as an official for a few years, he will become gentle and steady, and the front and back of his clothes should be the same length. When an official has been in office for many years, he is sophisticated, his waist will be bent, and the front of his clothes should be shorter than the back. A little. If I didn't know their tenure, it would be difficult to make them fit clothes."
子 mock father
In the Tang Dynasty, Lu Yuqing was the administrator of Luozhou sir. He speaks rhetorically but lacks decisiveness in his actions, and is often despised by his son. One day, he found a few limericks on the table. The full text is as follows:
Lu Yuqing, Lu Yuqing,
is really useless!
blow yourself up,
but can't make decisions.
When Lu Yuqing saw this poem, he couldn't help scolding the poet. "The bastard must have written it." "Who is that bastard?" his wife asked. "Your son! Lu Yuqing replied.
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