Happy moment: I am pregnant this year. I have been pregnant for five months. My husband touched my belly.

01

The goddess said she was boring and asked me if I want to eat together. I said disheartenedly: "Forget it, I know you don't really like me." r

The goddess retorted excitedly: "Who Said?" r

I was happy: "So you like me?!" r

"No, I just want to know who told you this secret."

Self-contained

02

An old man is herding sheep. At this time, a motorcycle comes from the side with two people on it. When I walked to the side of the old man, I stopped talking to the old man: "Uncle, herding sheep, tell you, there are so many people stealing sheep now, you have to fuck your dim sum. I also said that people steal sheep like this now. ". While talking, sit in the car holding a sheep. Look, I just stole it like that. After talking about riding a motorcycle, I left and left... The old man was left messy in the wind...

Perfect interpretation of how to be single

03

Little nephew Attended a drawing class. . . When I came back, I took a black crayons and painted a bunch of black, pitch-black things, and asked him what it was? He said it was the stars. Asked him with a dumb look: How do stars look like this? He was angrily and righteously told me: This is a star covered by dark clouds, don't understand it! ! ! I. . .

Routine

04

When I got home, I saw my brother unpacking the little niece’s snack package to eat, and my little niece couldn’t stop crying from the side. She usually spoiled her. It’s a surprise today. , I guess the child did something wrong, did not dare to interrupt, took a bag of French fries and just sat down with his sister-in-law, and came in. The little niece cried and complained to her mother: Dad said that he was afraid that I would be fat and aunt would not be able to marry, so he would do it for me. Eat snacks! My aunt is still unconscious, and eat together!

As long as you are confident that you can float up with any car

05

I went to the mall with my mother and saw a large doll handing out flyers.I like it so much, I ran over to take pictures. My mother watched me taking pictures endlessly, and urged me impatiently: If you like you, marry him, you can take pictures at home every day! I stomped my feet and didn't say anything, the bear turned around and ran away!

I advise you to know your own status

06

Let’s talk about the hour waiting! Dad was watching TV in the living room. I sent a kid to our house that day to play. I saw scars on his hands, so I asked him what's going on. Fa Xiao: Yesterday, she punctured her bicycle. Her mother lost some money. She went back at night and waited for him to take a shower and took her clothes out! A few days later, I accidentally killed an old hen from the house next door with a rubber bow! Dad: I've poured the bath water for you, so let's take a shower first! Then my dad came in with a whip and shouted: Today I will let you pay for that old hen! I found it hurts when I was whipped without clothes.

Queqiao

07

The company recruited a small employee of seventeen or eighteen, called aunt and uncle with other colleagues. Call me brother when you come to me. After I heard it, I was unwilling to say, "You can't call me brother, if I get married a few years earlier, my son will be about the same age as you." Since I said this, this little worker calls me every time, uncle. I really want to drink and drink with my brother, my nephew who taught me is so polite.

This should be good for bathroom use.

08

This year I am pregnant and have been pregnant for five months. My husband touched my belly and said that the child is the best gift God gave him. Me: "What about me?" Husband: "You are the courier who delivers gifts." It seems that he doesn't want to sleep in bed tonight, let him sleep on the sofa.

is exactly the same as you

09

I rented with a beautiful girl, shared the bathroom, for a long time, I found that my shampoo was used very fast, I suspected that the girl stole my wash Hair water. So I watched her secretly while she was taking a bath, and through the crack of the door, I found that she was washing her hair with my shampoo secretly when she was taking a bath.It's so irritating, I have to tell me how to use my shampoo!

Catch the doll artifact

10

The female leader asked me to talk about work, and asked me if I want to see the world. I embarrassedly said, I have seen the world, because you are my world, but after this set of words, my leader blushed, and he said that he would let me go to her house to cook for me at night. I really don't know if her meal is delicious!