Hilarious story: The teacher instructed to check behind me, and I couldn’t hold back the thinning, and sprayed his face.

I have been studying in another city since I was a child, and I have done a lot of stupid things during the years I lived in school. That night, after the instructor finished checking the dormitory, I suddenly wanted to go to the off-campus canteen to buy a package of spicy noodles to relieve my gluttony. The restless heart drove me to take the risk again.

There is a hut next to the wall. I sneaked into the hut and climbed up. At this moment, the teacher's stern voice came from the hut, "Which little bunny is on the roof!" The sound frightened my soul away. Originally, my feet had been stepping on the wooden sticks, and the thatch in the middle was too soft. This shocked me with an unstable center of gravity, so I stepped directly through the hut and fell.

Unbiased just fell on top of the head of the dean, and the dean was slammed into the pit by me. "My God, you can get out of the pit!" The dean struggling to crawl out of the pit. My head was blank and I thought it was over, but luckily it was dark, he probably didn't know who I was.

I grabbed a handful of soybean paste and patted the dean on the face. When I climbed into the pit, I kicked the dean a few feet. He was completely angry now, swearing and cursing " I'll go, stop for me, you guys!" I quickly fled the scene, leaving the dean's bloody vomiting sound.

Although my grades are not good, I don’t lose to anyone in terms of ghost ideas. I thought that the director would chase it out and check it out. I secretly returned to the dormitory. They all fell asleep and I found it. The shoes and trousers of my roommates rubbed the miso on my body, but it was not enough. It was too late to think about it. The storm would come at any time.

I immediately took off my pants and started to make the miso by myself. In order to be sure, I carefully wiped a little on the hands of each roommate. After doing all this, I went to bed.

Sure enough, it didn’t take long,I heard the instructor holding a loudspeaker in the corridor shouting angrily, "All dormitories are turned on, and you are not allowed to go out of the dormitory door. Stand in a line and not move!" The sound was thunderous, and a roommate woke up. Come, wipe your eyes with your hands, from the beginning of something wrong to the doubts when you carefully examine the excrement on your hands.

The next scene was exciting. There were deafening screams in our dormitory, one after another, and I was so scared that I quickly put a little sauce on my forehead, and I took part in their roar. , Amid the shouts, our dormitory was quickly locked, and other dormitories continued to turn off the lights to sleep, and we were all driven to the playground.

When the teaching director saw that we had soybean paste on our bodies, he knew that there must be an inner ghost in the middle. He took a little sample and found a bowl for each of us. Let us squat in a row on the playground. Make a comparison with the sauce and see which one matches the sample. It is bound to catch the inner ghost.

But after observing, comparing and tasting one by one, the instructor found that everything was wrong. When he walked behind me, due to my patience, there was very little miso in the bowl, so he squatted down. Looking closely, I was tense at this time, sweating, and the dean squatting behind to look at me, I was extremely nervous.

Suddenly I felt a warm current from my stomach to the back door. I couldn’t control it. I sprayed it out with just one rod. Yes, I was so thin that even the soup and water were blowing bubbles. , The teacher in the middle of the door, he was sprayed by me, swearing a lot of swearing, even the eighteenth generation of my ancestors greeted him.

I won’t say much about the following things. Dad went through the transfer procedures for me the next day when he came to school... #笑# @小小小臭泽