"Funny jokes" laughed to death is not worthy of life, hahaha

2021/10/1409:25:02 funny 2810

"Funny Duan" laughs to death and does not pay for life

The maverick long

.1. Sir, you can't go in!" A fireman stopped me. "Don't stop me, let me in. "The fire inside is fierce, I'm thinking about your safety." Please step back. "Then I should go in. I can't just watch the fire spread without being indifferent." "Then what do you mean holding a handful of raw lamb skewers..."

2. Friends, before confirming that she is your girlfriend, take her to swim, there are 3 Benefits. 1. Look at the figure, don’t have too much clothes, and you can’t hide it! 2. Look at the plain makeup, in the water, any concealer, foundation cream will no longer exist. 3. When she learns to swim, she will I won’t ask, your mother fell into the water with me. The question of whom do you save first.

3. Go shopping with your boyfriend and run into your ex-boyfriend. The ex-boyfriend walked over to say hello and asked gently: "It's such a coincidence, where are you going? "The boyfriend's face is ugly: "Do you need to know?" "The ex-boyfriend continued to mutter: "You have a stomach problem. Remember to take your medicine on time and don't eat randomly." "The boyfriend said: "It's none of your business!" "As I said, I took me away. I watched them being so tit-for-tat for me, feeling happy. Wait a minute, I don't seem to have stomach problems...

4. My colleague coughed and vented by mistake. The medicine was taken as a cough medicine. At noon, I saw this guy shouting: "This medicine is too damn useful. I cough and pull a pair of pants. I don't dare to cough now.

5. Today, a mouse was found at home, so the owner chased and intercepted it, and finally caught it, put it in a bucket to watch it swim, because this mouse has no tail, I feel It was very strange, so I called my brother to watch it. From his angry voice, I realized that this was just a hamster he bought

6. There is a creature in our home called leech , but usually we call it leech , which likes to suck blood, and it grows longer and longer. Every time I watch people go down the river, they will suck one or two on their legs or on their bodies. It scares me to death to see them rushing to beat the locusts with their hands. Yesterday, my cousin and his dad went to the river to take a bath. When I came out, my cousin saw his cock sucking one on. At that time, he was shocked. At this time, he only saw my cousin carrying a slipper and saying to him: Son, cha Open legs...

7. The father who makes 80 yuan a day bought a mobile phone for his daughter for more than 6,000. The father has not laughed from start to finish, and the daughter is very guilty and whispered on her father's ear : What is going on with Aunt Li next door? Dad laughed after hearing this: Don’t talk nonsense, don’t you want an ipad?

8. There is a four-year-old kid, his mother's friend I was pregnant and had a big belly. The kid was very strange, so he asked: "Auntie, what's in your belly?" The aunt wanted to tease him, so she said, "It's a little monster!" Just after she finished speaking, the kid lifted her aunt's belly. Fist, and then calmly said: "Auntie, is it dead?"

9. My daughter, one day my sister went to play mahjong and gave me my 6-month-old son. The child started crying, because the first time I took the child, I was a little nervous, and the milk did not boil the water. When I was in a hurry, I took off the cover to reveal the white rabbit and let him suck it. The child stopped crying immediately... I shuddered all over this sucking, and I have urged my sister to play mahjong every three to five times!

10. Today I went to the driving school to learn a car, and a duck crossed the road on the road. The coach asked the driver: " What to do in this situation?" The trainee replied: "Slow down and downshift to avoid the ducks before getting the driver's license."Instructor: "After taking the driver's license?" Trainee: "Run over, pick it up, take it back, barbecue!