Humorous joke: My brother is 1.92 meters tall and has a girlfriend 1.5 meters

1. The daughter-in-law went to climb the mountain and rested in the pavilion on the top of the mountain, hugging her daughter-in-law intimately, making a strong kiss. Who knew she suddenly said: Brother-in-law, don’t do this! So many people were staring at me at that time!

2. My son does not do homework at school, so he comes back to talk to him. . . useless. . . I said: Didn't you clean up in a few days? You don't know how old you are? My son kept crying and said: I know, will I always be the boss after I have a younger brother? That expression coupled with the words, I was so angry that I laughed, no more! !

3. Going home at noon, I didn’t see my mom, I asked my dad, "Dad, where's my mom?" My dad's face was not easy to say: "I made a few quarrels and went out to play cards." I was about to ask. Why, Dad handed me a glass of water: "Thirst, right?" I was really thirsty, so I drank it and took a big gulp, my mother! It's white vinegar. My dad looked at me coughing out of breath, haha ​​said with a smile: "Labor and capital have been suffocated for a long time, this is much more refreshing!"

4. My older brother is a freshman Mi 92, I found a girlfriend more than 1.5 meters. Grandma sat idly in the alley, watching my brother and little girlfriend go out. Early in the morning it was foggy and caught up with my grandma. My grandmother’s eyes were a bit dazzling.

5. After quarreling with my wife, I said, "Are all the students in our class blinded at the beginning? You were actually rated as a class flower just like you? "The wife brought a rose and asked: "Is this flower beautiful?" ""very beautiful! "Just after the fight, she took a toothpick to poke the rose hard, and then threw it at me...

6. I found out that my husband had hidden 500 yuan in private, so I asked him what it was what happened.Husband pretended to say mysteriously: Hush, wife, keep it quiet. This is the New Year's money that our director gave us. Only our department has it. Our director won't let others tell you, so I didn't tell you. One sentence made me happy.