These 10 "humorous and true" paragraphs are really laughable once.

1. Today's young people are too open. When I was in the night market near the university town, a couple of college students came to eat skewers. The girl pretended to say shyly: Master, give my husband some order. What you can make up...you can make up for what you eat...you know! I saw that women grow so ugly, but men are so handsome, so I brought him a plate of …

2. Alas, the recent days, it’s always raining, it feels like everyone I was about to follow the mold. After I bought the soy milk fritters, I was eating while walking, and I was almost at the studio. I ran into the boss and drove a brand new Lamborghini to work. I said: Wow, this car is so awesome (⊙o⊙) Wow! He replied: If you work hard and devote yourself to it and strive for excellence, then I will have another one next year...

3. Girl: I am pregnant. The boy panicked and turned and made a call to her mother. On the other end of the phone was a scolding voice, asking the boy to break up with her and hit the child. The boy hung up the phone silently, and after some inner struggle, he finally spoke to the girl: Sorry, hit the child! let's breakup! The girl was shocked: What's the joke? This kid is not yours!

4. One of my mathematics teacher, once, one of my classmates asked him a math problem. He saw that it was very simple, so he was furious and said, "You stupid, this problem is not like this. Do..." It was changed again. The classmate asked him a difficult question. He looked at it and seemed to be in a thinking state, and then began to pace and think, then began to walk outside the classroom, and then disappeared. .

5. An aunt is sick and needs an injection. The nurse sister was holding the needle and making gestures for a long time, but her hands kept shaking. The aunt was terrified: "Girl, what are you shaking!?" The girl was expressionless: "Back then, in the school cafeteria, I asked you the same way, don't you remember?"

6. There is a job in the factory. Lao Li, an employee who has been working for more than 20 years, has never been married, but everyone else in the factory is very embarrassed, and everyone feels embarrassed. They are all waiting for an opportunity to give him a gift. Lao Li bought it today. After a new pair of slippers were known to everyone,The employees set off firecrackers and drums all the way at the door of Lao Li’s dormitory, and all wrapped in red envelopes. The director also invited a lion dance...

7. A couple Walking on the street, suddenly a group of pigeons flew in the sky, and then a few drops of pigeon feces were left on the ground, and the girl also got a little on her shoulder. The girl was very anxious and asked her boyfriend to quickly take out the napkin. The boy was puzzled, "What are you doing with the napkin, is it possible to wipe their buttocks? I can't chase the baby."

8. A boy I give the girl food and drink every day, and one day I finally couldn’t help the girl, "The only boyfriend and father in the world will treat you so well, am I your boyfriend?"

The girl blushed Shaking his head, the boy asked again, "Do you know what I mean?"

The girl thought about it, her face changed a lot, "Do you want to be my stepdad?! No, my mother loves my dad very much."

9. Once Xiao Ming returned home from school and said to his mother: "Mom, I am the strongest in our class. I will definitely become a strong man in the future." Mom said, "Why are you so sure? Where are you? "I’m confident." Xiao Ming said: "The teacher gave it to you! Our class teacher always said that I alone dragged our class back!" Don't laugh at faults and misfortunes. One day, Xiao Ming said to the teacher: "Today a kid fell into a puddle on campus. Everyone laughed, but I didn't laugh." "You did it right." The teacher praised, "Who fell into the puddle." Where is it?" "It's me." Xiao Ming replied.

(The content is not original and comes from Weibo and friends circles)