Humorous joke: my wife hides money in the shoe locker, I will touch one or two every month

1. I was weak and thin since I was young, and I was always bullied outside. After growing up and marrying a tough daughter-in-law, I feel relieved in my heart: Mom no longer has to worry about me being bullied outside. . . My TM is only being bullied at home.

2. During the lunch break, my son ran over to wake me up and said mysteriously: "Dad, I found a secret... This is the plot in the story, which is made on me. , Hurriedly asked: What's the secret?" Son: "My yo-yo rolled under the shoe cabinet, and I found your old wallet there!!!" I was so scared that I hurriedly covered his mouth: "Boy, even you Have a conscience, take it yourself, remember to leave some for Lao Tzu..."

3. At night in the park, a couple quarreled, and the man swears to the sky with his hands raised above his head: "If you do something I'm sorry, God Thunderstruck. I wanted to take this touching scene, so I took out my phone, but turned off the flash, and with a flashing sound, the man suddenly knelt down and hugged the woman's thigh: Wife, I was wrong.

4. Dogs are indeed man’s best friends. If you don’t believe it, you can do this experiment yourself: lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. See when you open the trunk, which one of them would be happy to see you?

5. Chasing a girl in college. Because it is close to the end of the month, the bag is shy, the dormitory brothers did everything to raise money for me More than one hundred. As you can imagine, the girl who ordered the food was not good and left without eating a few bites. Then the brothers had to eat instant noodles for a month because they had no money. Years later, the girl looked like I have long forgotten it, but the brothers scolded me for rubbish and gave me the only package of mustard pickles for a long time...

6. Found my wife’s boots in the shoe cabinet The secret of hiding money in China has been around for a long time,I would touch one or two out as pocket money every month, until yesterday I reached out and caught a little cactus in it. I knew it was time to stop...