The funny cross talk of "Master of the Clothes" will accompany you to have a good dream tonight

my appetite you are I know, especially I don't like roast duck. I can't eat it after only eating four. Bake the cake, one cake roll...I can't eat it anymore, I have to eat later when I go home. ——Guo Degang

fame and wealth, the world is shocked to see white poems; poetry, wine, piano and books, the world is happy with blue eyes, the market is competing for fame, and the power is chasing the power. , Emei Snow, Wu Gorge Cloud, Dongting Moon, Xiaoxiang Rain, Peng Liyan, Guangling Tao, the wonder of the universe, but why not appreciate it. ——Guo Degang

Kara is a dog, I wrote it, I plan to write another Yu Qian is a pig. ——Guo Degang

When you do not go to work, noon is morning, evening is noon, and morning is evening.

This morning I heard two women chattering on the bus. One woman wanted to buy a pair of sheepskin pants for her dad. Her dad was very fat. After she paid the money online, the owner called and said, "Hello, May I ask if the size of your trousers is three feet four and three feet four in length? I'm sorry I can't do it. I was scolded after I gave the size to the master. He said: How can there be such a big sheep!"

My girlfriend is a very capable woman. Once invited her and her husband to play at home, I cut watermelon for them, and she asked her husband to pick out the watermelon seeds one by one.Said that he really couldn't see anything with seeds. Seeing their great affection, the husband beside him finally couldn't bear it, and went to the refrigerator to take out the dragon fruit in silence!