Hilarious comment: chase girls, just these nine words are enough

2021/09/0123:30:10 funny 1458

Is this the handle of a brush? The hair is gone!

I am going to use a fishing rod to hoist the car, and I will get it up when I shake it!

How much is the value of frozen bones? It is not written above!

Do you want the formula can be sold to you, the price is 10506 yuan!

I believe that if you say that I am a red code, you will surely conquer everyone!

I will not let it today, let's see who can win the battle!

The first shot of vaccine has been shot on the keyboard, please take the second shot by yourself!

Can you catch a girl with these nine words? I don't believe it!

How do I feel that this god review is uncivilized, but it is also very funny!

Chopsticks are the ones who really eat. Can you use chopsticks to hold food?

How tired to fly on your stomach, is it uncomfortable to fly while standing!

I am also 43 size shoes, I am 1.68 meters tall!

Isn’t cash on delivery available now? The buyer's language skills are too bad!

Why install a title in the central control,What do you want to express!

This review is to fuel the fire, don’t you think it’s a big deal!

Twenty years later they will truly stage the helplessness of men towards women!

I slept in the middle and straightened my feet like this. This time I want to exhaust me!

I started the live broadcast today. How much are you going to borrow for me!

This gender can not be unified for some boys!

Saying that my friend is very strong, it means that I can't beat my friend!

If he really eats, he will have to pay 100 yuan, which is a big joke!

The manager's grandfather is 99 years old. You wish his grandfather a long life. Think about the problem for yourself!

What should I do if I still have a little grind on the cornea machine!

Hilarious comment: Can you say something to me in the voice of a boyfriend?

Hilarious comment: I took a bite, or I thought it was an apple! Hahaha

Finally I know why no boys chased me in junior high school! God's comment laughs me to death

Drink less Coke,You are a little bit colored!

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Xiao Yao became a little familiar with his new colleagues. He would make a fool of himself: "The former colleagues would question me, and their eyes were everywhere, so why did they marry a beautiful woman?" When the new colleague saw Xiao Yao's wife Lu Lu, he would really pop hi - DayDayNews

Xiao Yao became a little familiar with his new colleagues. He would make a fool of himself: "The former colleagues would question me, and their eyes were everywhere, so why did they marry a beautiful woman?" When the new colleague saw Xiao Yao's wife Lu Lu, he would really pop hi

Ugly man marrying a beautiful wife (small novel)

04/22 1909

I dropped an apple and earned a banana. Is this stair repair a bit too much? Do you think my teeth are very neat? What's wrong with the young man's expression? Girl, you're so naughty. You're just scared me. You'd better think about how to explain to the aunt. Cat: Who can't act - DayDayNews

I dropped an apple and earned a banana. Is this stair repair a bit too much? Do you think my teeth are very neat? What's wrong with the young man's expression? Girl, you're so naughty. You're just scared me. You'd better think about how to explain to the aunt. Cat: Who can't act

I just want to know if you can get on the road by driving this car? Did you steal your grandson’s car?

04/21 1926

I hate it, look at my little fist hitting your chest, why do you laugh? I hate it. I saw two little brothers playing on the subway, and the children were very happy. - DayDayNews

I hate it, look at my little fist hitting your chest, why do you laugh? I hate it. I saw two little brothers playing on the subway, and the children were very happy.

Today's animation: I hate it, I see my little fist hitting your chest, why are you laughing? I hate it

04/21 1831

In "Talk Show Conference 5", Wang Jianguo talks about his experience of "social death" in the workplace. When the boss wanted to sit down, he pulled a stool, but the boss fell down and he arranged to "eat the table". Guozi’s inner os: The best comedy technique is indeed the drop- - DayDayNews

In "Talk Show Conference 5", Wang Jianguo talks about his experience of "social death" in the workplace. When the boss wanted to sit down, he pulled a stool, but the boss fell down and he arranged to "eat the table". Guozi’s inner os: The best comedy technique is indeed the drop-

In "Talk Show Conference 5", Wang Jianguo went out without "human favors", all of which were "accidents"

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1. Classic hilarious Lin Daiyu’s funny joke, asked: Lin Daiyu and Li Jiaxin participated in the interview. If you were an examiner, who would you hire? Answer: Zero treatment. Before the exam, in order to get a good sign, Ajie prepared to eat a fried dough stick and two eggs for - DayDayNews

1. Classic hilarious Lin Daiyu’s funny joke, asked: Lin Daiyu and Li Jiaxin participated in the interview. If you were an examiner, who would you hire? Answer: Zero treatment. Before the exam, in order to get a good sign, Ajie prepared to eat a fried dough stick and two eggs for

Hilarious Lin Daiyu's funny joke, asking Lin Daiyu and Li Jiaxin to participate in the interview if you are the examiner

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1. A hilarious classic girlfriend made a funny joke, giving someone a rose, and the fragrance lingers on her hands, but she was discovered by her wife. Every week, I have to wash my clothes at home. Of course, I have to wash my girlfriend, but she didn't cooperate at all. Today I - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious classic girlfriend made a funny joke, giving someone a rose, and the fragrance lingers on her hands, but she was discovered by her wife. Every week, I have to wash my clothes at home. Of course, I have to wash my girlfriend, but she didn't cooperate at all. Today I

Hilarious classic girlfriend funny jokes, embarrassing things to wash clothes hilarious jokes

04/21 1461

(Footty kites, pictures come from netizens) The Eagle Owl - Dora scratched her head and said, "It lives far away from here, across the mountains and the sea. If you invite it to come, it will not take a moment." The Shanwa said, "As long as we can defeat the chrysanthemum-headed - DayDayNews

(Footty kites, pictures come from netizens) The Eagle Owl - Dora scratched her head and said, "It lives far away from here, across the mountains and the sea. If you invite it to come, it will not take a moment." The Shanwa said, "As long as we can defeat the chrysanthemum-headed

Accomplices are too powerful 5

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One night, my wife bought a box of canned food from the supermarket and asked me to unscrew it for her to eat. I used my strength to feed my breasts and struggled for a long time, but I didn't unscrew it. - DayDayNews

One night, my wife bought a box of canned food from the supermarket and asked me to unscrew it for her to eat. I used my strength to feed my breasts and struggled for a long time, but I didn't unscrew it.

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04/21 1924

Merchant: OK, the price of trousers will increase. 500,000 can eat 10,000 times on Crazy Thursday! This time travel friend came to the Time and Space Administration for a trip. The appearance is what you like, but the heart has been changed long ago. - DayDayNews

Merchant: OK, the price of trousers will increase. 500,000 can eat 10,000 times on Crazy Thursday! This time travel friend came to the Time and Space Administration for a trip. The appearance is what you like, but the heart has been changed long ago.

Commentary on Zee Tu Shen~ This friend who traveled through time invited the Time and Space Administration to take a trip

04/21 1490

Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939. - DayDayNews

Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939.

I celebrate National Day vs. Others celebrate National Day | Cold jokes 2297 & Last year today 1939

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