Duan | Playing the mobile game krypton gold 3000 yuan was scolded by my wife, it was very sad——

problem

Q: It is 9 pm, you have an English final exam tomorrow, and there are two reports to be submitted. It takes 45 minutes to review English and 1 hour to write a report. What time will you go to bed?

Answer: 9 o'clock in the evening.

Strength

In fact, the real rich people are very low-key, and they cannot be seen from the outside.

Take me as an example. Although I often ride a small yellow car outside, who would know that I actually use the third gear when I sleep at night.

Reflection

Maybe we did not lose a certain socks, but a pair of socks divorced, and only the remaining socks are willing to stay with us.

horror

I just took the time machine and killed my future self.

Who knows he told me thank you.

Why did he say thank you to me?

age

This is said to be a more accurate test:

The last two digits of your mobile phone number are your marriage age.

reason

is flooded,Xiao Ming's family hurried to get on the boat to escape, but Xiao Ming suddenly pushed his aunt into the water.

"Auntie's boat will turn over as soon as it turns over." Xiao Mingyi said sternly.

accident

I plan to redecorate my home. After knocking on the bedroom wall, a fully furnished hidden room appeared.

Then I remembered, this is the neighbor's house.

identity

A drunkard said to a stranger: "I am God, I can prove it to you!"

The drunk brought the stranger to a house and knocked Knocked on the door.

A woman opened the door and said: "My God! You are here again?!"

The drunk said to the stranger: "Look at it."

Reason

Can't you brush your teeth with your left hand?

Answer: Because the toothbrush works better.

price

Dave walked into the bedroom and found his wife was packing.

Dave: "What are you doing?"

Wife: "I want to go to London. I heard that being a lady there can make 400 pounds at a time, but you don't give me a penny!"

Later When the wife walked back to the bedroom and saw Dave was also packing, she asked: "Where are you going?"

Dave replied: "I want to go with you.I want to see how you can earn 800 pounds a year. "

countermeasures

Q: Playing the mobile game Krypton 3000 yuan was scolded by my wife, and I was sad, please comfort me.

Answer: If you want to think like this, your wife Krypton 3000 will get your wife 3000 yuan. Scolded, don’t those with Krypton 30,000 and 300,000 be scolded by your wife to be bloody and suspicious of life? You only have Krypton 3,000 and affect the relationship between husband and wife. Those family life with Krypton 30,000 and 300,000 must be in dire straits and pressure. It’s not easy to sleep well! They are simply domestic animals in the family, and you are the winner in the family! What are you sad about being a winner?