Funny joke GIF: 40-year-old cousin, performing iron head skills in the village, was injured by a watermelon

html The 140-year-old eldest cousin was injured by a watermelon while performing iron head kung fu in the village.

I'm sorry I ate too much for breakfast, and I used up my legs.

Can friends still have a good time together?

Who said this is a small puddle, is it a well?

Don't be too impulsive next time.

Bye bye my lovely motorcycle!

brothers share the blessings and share the difficulties.

Happy moment:

1 On the way home, I was about to enter the gate of the community. When I took out the key to check the access control, there was suddenly a young man full of alcohol on the opposite side, with a big gold chain, small The watch was still tattooed, and the moment I stepped through the small door, the man grabbed the collar of my clothes and pulled me forward, saying: "Brother, wait a minute." At that time, I was directly terrified, thinking that I had not offended anyone outside! At this time, the young man said again with a mouthful of alcohol, "Your wallet has dropped... I had 10,000 tmds to scold at that time!"

2, I just paid my salary for May today. I saw a poor beggar on the side of the road in the busy city. I took two yuan of change from my wallet and gave him it. I came back from a party with my colleagues in the evening and went to the bank near the company to deposit money. I met him again. He saved 4,000, and I saved 2,000. I am so sad about this to this day.