Funny GIF: It's best not to kiss your girlfriend after makeup

Rich people don't necessarily have this eldest brother to live happily

It's best not to kiss your girlfriend after putting on makeup!

Putting on shoes, I can only practice and take off

The roommate said that he learned to cup the cup, let him try it... Result!

The upper body of the drama, the driver in the opposite car must be stunned.

I said that my takeaway has not arrived yet. It turns out that dancing here

is just training like this, and then we can touch the porcelain!

I just married my wife, and everyone said that I have no time to regret it.

You eat this black ice cream, it really ruins your image. How

buddies video chat with netizens! After watching it, I cried with laughter

This technique is really good, how did you do it so that you can play so accurately? What's wrong with

This is, a cucumber frightened like this Won five million? real? What is

still doing? Hurry up and help my eldest brother move a stool over.

Daily life of people with acrophobia.

【Humorous Joke】Today, my sister-in-law and her boyfriend went to have a barbecue together, and they ate their mouths full of oil. At this time, a tattooed street boy, still holding a box of Huazi, walked over swayingly. Then he didn't say a word, just picked up the squid and mutton skewers on the table and turned away, the sister-in-law was stunned. But the boyfriend didn't say a word and just ate his food, and didn't tell his sister-in-law that it was his younger brother until he left.My sister-in-law rolled her eyes: Is it really so difficult for your brothers to speak a word?

[humorous joke] In the company, what I hate the most is not the boss, but my colleague, because he often says my wife is ugly in front of me. I endured it once, and I endured it twice, but he would keep talking every day! At noon that day we sat together for dinner, and he said again that my wife was ugly. I finally couldn't bear it anymore, I stood up, picked up the lunch box and slammed it on his face, scolding: "Can you not say such disgusting things when you are eating!" When I was too tired, I resigned to become a programmer at Wanda Group. We just went to a high-end restaurant for dinner after only a week of work. When we arrived at the restaurant, the supervisor ordered a lot of dishes, and the colleagues were all full, and there was still a lot left. In the spirit of not being able to waste, the supervisor asked me to eat the rest of the crayfish. I wiped my bulging belly, and said leisurely: Boss, is it work-related injury ?

【Humorous joke】Every time I come home from get off work with my girlfriend, I can always see the uncle of our production line waiting for his wife, not a workshop. 's girlfriend was very envious, and finally one day his girlfriend asked him: "You wait for your wife every day after get off work, you are so loving, do you have any secrets?" A key is in her hands, what can she do before she can!"

[humorous joke] After the goddess was dumped by Gao Fushuai, I became a glorious receiver. Today, I went to the goddess' mother to discuss how much the bride price will be, and my mother-in-law said 168,000 directly, without any counter-offer. After negotiating for a long time, I decided to use 's trump card , and gave my girlfriend a wink with .The girlfriend immediately cried: "Mom! You can complete us, we already have a baby! The mother-in-law glared at her girlfriend and said to me: "Now your future wife and children are in my hands! I'll give you a week, the dowry will become 188,000, otherwise I'll tear up the ticket. "

[humorous joke] My uncle worked in the electronics factory for ten years, and finally became a workshop director. After receiving 2,700,000 dividends at the end of the year, he went to pick up a Maserati. After the Maserati came back, I asked my aunt to go up and try it out. My aunt went in and sat for a while, feeling pretty good. In fact, my aunt doesn't understand cars at all, so my uncle deliberately tested her: "Is the car automatic or manual? The aunt thought for a while and said in an uncertain tone: "It should be manual, I see there is a steering wheel in front of me." "Uncle: "..."

[humorous joke] The female colleague asked me to borrow money in the middle of the night, saying that it was a transfer and she would come to send the IOU in person. 5,000 yuan, which is not a large amount, I agreed, she said that I will come right away. I I quickly took a shower and changed clothes, but it turned out that the couple came together, I was angry at that time, and the female colleague said embarrassedly: "Brother, I can't drive, he sent me here. "Then she said: "You go back first, and my brother and I talk about work." "I asked her to go back quickly and talk about work in the middle of the night? I'm sick.

[humorous joke] blind date girl asked me if I liked dogs, I didn't understand what it meant, so I just said I liked it. She said: I will send You have one, you are in your twenties! I didn't have a brain to answer directly: Are you still alive in your twenties? The girl went to the bathroom, and my sister hurriedly ran and said, "What about a blind date, why do you talk to a girl like this? I warn you You, when she comes back, you can't take the initiative to find a topic, I'll clean up you when I get home.When the girls came back, I immediately asked: Are there many people in the women's toilet? She didn't say anything, and slapped her...