Sister, isn’t it embarrassing to go shopping in such tight pants? This meat is about to stretch out

2021/04/2220:09:19 funny 1585

, what a pair of loving childhood sweethearts, they have to hold hands when they sleep, the relationship is so good Just kidding, do you think it's easy to move bricks?

. Who can walk diagonally when playing chess? I am also drunk.

. I will do the same for people who park across the line. Great, how did you train?

. You dare to be so embarrassed while standing on a high-voltage line. Brother, your heart is really big, and you are not afraid of being electrocuted.

, the young couple quarreled, and the buddies upstairs got involved, the big brother remembers you.

, it is said that one pole is one car, and you are still driving forward by riding the car. This time it is not light.

0, a traffic light while walking.

1, girl, why did you take off your shoes in the last car?

2, boy, what game are you playing?

3, Brother Yu is not good enough for alcohol. He only drank two bottles and then poured it. I don't know how many young girls will be harmed

6. The clothes are already very cheap, and even the seats are replaced by tricycles. You are not enough.

7, are you two bigger than whose mouth? Then I think the dog wins because he has bitten the goose several times.

8. The cat's action of holding slippers is really proficient. At first glance, it looks good. I don't know how to change it to something else?

9, in the countryside, free and easy. Don't tether it either. Maybe this is the dog's happiness. At least it's free

0, often burns the wire, it shouldn't be possible to change such a big one The editor is itchy, and the shoveling is quick to scratch it.

3. I was willing to eat a piece of meat for a month, but was robbed by a chicken. I have to drink chicken soup tonight anyway!

4, Flood: I didn't expect someone to welcome me so much, I'm here, oh my friend, don't run

5, even if it's faster to go down the stairs, then you can't all go down like this, doesn't your butt hurt?

6, girl, isn't it embarrassing to wear such tight pants to go shopping? The meat is about to stretch out.

7, it is said that elementary school students can understand this question, but I can't figure it out after a long time, it's really embarrassing, has any netizens figured it out

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A very pleasant and funny novel

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