Sister, isn’t it embarrassing to go shopping in such tight pants? This meat is about to stretch out

2021/04/2220:09:19 funny 1585

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2, boy, what game are you playing?

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0, often burns the wire, it shouldn't be possible to change such a big one The editor is itchy, and the shoveling is quick to scratch it.

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5, even if it's faster to go down the stairs, then you can't all go down like this, doesn't your butt hurt?

6, girl, isn't it embarrassing to wear such tight pants to go shopping? The meat is about to stretch out.

7, it is said that elementary school students can understand this question, but I can't figure it out after a long time, it's really embarrassing, has any netizens figured it out

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