Teacher Xiaoxing
Friends may abandon you;
Family may leave you;
Lovers may hurt you;
Recently, Xiaoxing Surf saw that many parents were "showing off" the homework of their own beasts, and they couldn't help but sigh that the children's brains are really big, so I will share with you today~
The high-energy warning ahead! ! !
The first contestant with a "grandma dog at home" was invited to appear.
Mr. Xiaoxing wants to ask this child: "Does your grandma agree with you to call you a dog hook?" Lifetime - studied tenaciously, then paralyzed.
Learning is paralyzing. Did this kid speak his mind?
is indeed from "small" to "large" and "large" to "small".
Teacher Xiaoxing asked: How many pieces of paper does this child need to write 100 digits?
This kid below can be said to be the best in the audience!
I really want to see what your mother looks like, tall and short, thin and fat, this is a breakthrough in biology!
Good guy, that's how many dads there are.
How many pairs of shoes does this kid wear when he goes out?
Are you crazy?
Wearing it while taking it off, the Thousand-handed Avalokitesvara directly calls the expert.
I don't know if the ditch is difficult, I only know that the teacher is sad.
"It's a bit big."
This kid, the exam is an exam, why do you ask me to be big?
Panda: Your whole family is a kitty!
At the beginning, I thought it was a warm story, until I saw "But don't do it, what will you eat?", the migrant worker covered his mouth and came to a sad bbox.
Is this kid from vain? The taunt skill is maxed out.
Not bad! This kid remembers the multiplication table very well!
Mom has three seconds to reach the battlefield.
"Don't hear what's going on outside the window, and only read the books of the sages."
Not straight, but strong!
Grandpa: You have become a fairy, don't disturb.
Comb your hair into adult appearance and put on a handsome suit.
Grandma: I can't even think of being thin to 65 grams.
Good guy, what about stacking murder books here?
Are you crazy? Drop your body. Don't give me all these things during exam time.
Teacher: Are you trying to draw a talisman to calm me down?
What are the astonishing homework of your beast? Come to the comment section and be happy with everyone! ~