When the turnover of various e-commerce platforms on Double Eleven broke new highs, many netizens on
Weibo shouted that we have forgotten the original intention of "Singles' Day"
I think this is the last stubbornness of countless single dogs
especially for college single dogs. No matter where
is in the library, cafeteria, dormitory or classroom
, the air is filled with the fragrance of love (sour) (smelly)
is the feeling of being single. Do you understand?
// Powerful to get out of the singles ////
I can also be said to be a great person who witnesses history. I have witnessed my roommates from being single together to all of them getting out of singles and then to being single again. Single and single again and again...
and me! Still standing unwaveringly, stick to the unique path of being single for twenty years without wavering! ! ! !
Me and you, Hong Kong, a dormitory with 6 people, there is a group of 11 people with 99+ news every day, I feel lonely. Not only my roommates around me, but even the friends who mingled with me, they all got out. However, this powerful escape from the single does not seem to work for him.
is in my world...everyone is out of order, just my mother's solo shivering.
So, I will fall into contemplation sometimes:
-is it because I look ugly? -impossible?
- Am I annoying? -No way! I'm so cute...
- can't I meet love in this life? -emmm
But after another thought, life is still so long, even if you are single for 20 years, there are still two more than 20 years to wait.
//After the roommate took off the order, I really don’t have FU*K to say //
After you took off the order, I just want to say: You are all friends! That's what you did to me!
/ 1/
Tiantianxiu, Tiantianxiu, I really want to plug her mouth.
/ 2/
Um, I'm obviously the one who didn't fall in love, why I became the love ambassador of the whole dorm.
Why did you come to me to complain after arguing with your partner, shouldn't you guys set up a group to discuss with each other?
/ 3/
Every time I go out with my roommate and other subjects, I become the royal photographer.
/ 4/
Every time you come back from outside, you have to show what you have eaten today, but I have never seen you bring me back? . ? . ? . Next time I will not tell you your little secret male ticket.
/ 5/
I’ve always been alone on holidays. Although it’s a great feeling, it’s good to be accompanied by someone to eat.
// To my dear roommate //
Dear roommate: Under the impetus of my powerful love god, you can taste the sweetness of love. No need to thank, but in the future, if you go out to eat delicious food, think about me; don’t call someone when you go out to play; don’t cry to me if you quarrel; don’t hug me when you ask me to take pictures. Up.
Also, I am single because I want to become a qualified socialist successor and other things that affect my political career will not be considered for the time being!
Finally, I hope you all marry love! Marry all! I want to marry me idol, love or not...it doesn't matter, just have a name.
At this stage...I don't want to be killed by dog food, I just want to live well.
//Single Dog Tucao Conference//
Netizen
I am single in our dormitory. At night I am alone for entertaining myself, and sometimes I can chat with my roommate and boyfriend (because the roommates are all in the video, but also I don’t wear headphones and put them outside) I’m not uncomfortable at all, um, yes, I’m not uncomfortable, not uncomfortable at all!
netizen
come, let me summarize my daily life. 1. You have the urge to drive him out of the dormitory. 2. Don't try to find him when there is no class, people and objects are playing happily (especially on weekends). 3. I used to step on a point to go to class, too lazy to not eat, now I wake up early with the subject every day, every dayThe subject went to dinner as soon as he shouted. 4. Key point, key point, he will hang up when the game object comes! Will hang up! Will hang up!
Netizen
only has a little fairy in our dormitory who has gone down to the earth, and she is very tired of the subject. Every time we chat in the house, she goes to the balcony to call the subject in order not to disturb us. Ever since, when we had no topic, the five people all watched her call. How does
feel about
? That is, they not only show affection in the dormitory group and circle of friends, but also send me the show in private chat, and let me answer this question! ! ! How could there be such a roommate? ? ? By the way, it's 9:30 in the evening, and I'm the only one in the dormitory...
netizen
All holidays are all alone in the dormitory...what should I do? What's easy to handle, put the music on, put it out! The loudest one! When the air conditioner is turned on, the kind with the lowest temperature! Buy snacks, you can't finish them! Is it bad to be single? If they are broken in love... the dormitory is not mine alone... um... I wish you 99, 99, at least four years. How does
feel about
? Probably, the cabbage I raised was overrun. Someone used to eat and bathe with me. Now being alone for a long time is really the water poured out by the married daughter. As if you have become an empty nest old man...
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