If the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl live in our contemporary era, what will be the end?

Twelve days have passed since the Qixi Festival, and the poignant love story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will continue to be passed on! And every year on this day of Chinese Valentine's Day, men and women who love each other will still give each other their love for each other!

Suddenly, if there are Cowherd and Weaver Girls, what kind of story will they have? [Covering face][covering face][covering face]

Stop talking nonsense, the story begins: The Cowherd, who had no father or mother since he was a child, relies on his elder sister-in-law to live, and Cowherd’s sister-in-law is mean and often abuses Cowherd. The family was forced to divide, and only one cow was allocated, so he and the old cow depended on each other for their own lives.

In fact, this old cow is psychic and can talk. He told Cowherd that tomorrow there will be several heavenly fairies who will go to the world to take a bath in the clear water river outside the village, and they will go to the If you can't return to the heaven before dawn the next day, you will be left in the mortal world, and you can find one of the fairies to be your wife! Niulang was very happy when he heard what Lao Niu said, so he went to the Qingshui River early the next day to wait for the fairies to arrive. [Latin][Latin][Latin]

All the fairies arrived as expected, Niu Lang hiding in a hidden place to observe the fairies in the river, he fell in love with the youngest and most beautiful fairy, he suddenly loved him, and thought of what Lao Niu said The way, after taking her clothes secretly, she couldn't return to the heaven without clothes!

Several fairies were playing in the Qingshui River. After more than an hour, all the fairies were tired of playing and returned to the heavenly court. Only the youngest fairy (the Weaver Girl) did not find the clothes. She was in a hurry. . .

After the Cowherd and other fairies left, they got out of the hiding place, holding the clothes of Weaver Girl , and walked to Weaver Girl happily. Weaver Girl was looking for clothes, when she saw someone coming towards her, she hurriedly clutched her chest, and yelled: Stop! Peek at people taking a bath, liumang, come here, help! Now the Cowboy was terrified, and he realized that it was justified and unclear, and he was at a loss for a while!

The Weaver Girl ran into the Qingshui River and continued to shout: liumang,Help! After all, she was a fairy, her voice was loud, and the cry for help floated into the village. After a while, a few good villagers ran towards Cowherd.

The Cowherd has chased the Weaver Girl to the riverside. He wanted to explain to the Weaver Girl, but the Weaver Girl ignored him and shouted for help. The Cowherd was still standing there with the Weaver Girl's clothes in his hand. He didn't know what to do for a while. .

The few good villagers looked at the Weaver Girl in the river calling for help, and at the bewildered Cowherd, and at the woman’s clothes in Cowherd’s hands. Don’t guess, Cowherd must have stolen other people’s clothes. Also peeked at others taking a bath! It's not bad, Cowherd is a bad guy, so someone called the police, and within half an hour, the police rushed in, asked the Weaver Girl to get dressed, and took the two of them back to the police station for questioning.

Policeman a began to ask Cowherd: What is your name? Where do you live? Why do you want to steal other people's clothes? Still peeking at others?

Police b began to ask Zhinv: What is your name? Where do you live? What are you doing in the river?

Cowherd replied to the police a: I didn't take a peek or steal clothes. He pointed to the Weaver Girl. She is my future wife. (Police a suddenly became suspicious) [Stunned][Stunned][Stunned]

Zhinv answered the police b: She lives in the heaven and is the seventh granddaughter of Jade Emperor , weaving Caixia in the sky and coming to play in the world. (Police b thinks: Does this girl have nerve problems? Live in the sky? Can weave Caixia?) [Halo][Halo][Halo]

After listening to Cowherd's words, policeman asked Weaver Girl if Cowherd said it like this .

Weaver Girl was so angry that she pointed at Cowherd and said: I don't even know him!

Cowboy thought: This is over. [Surprise][Surprise][Surprise]

At this time, the old cow walked in. (It turned out that the old cow ran non-stop after learning that the cowherd was taken away by the police. Go to the police station to rescue the Cowherd) Said to the police: Comrade police, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. . . . . .

The two policemen looked at the talking old cow and were stunned.I thought: How can this cow speak? Oh my god. . . Immediately call the other policemen to come in, let them take the old cow out, find a truck to load it, and send it to the animal expert to let the expert study. How can this cow speak? Have we discovered the eighth wonder of the world? [Covering face][covering face][covering face]

The police here called the Abnormal Human Research Center, and dispatched a doctor to take the girl away. Under examination, is the girl nervous?

Police a called and contacted the court. Cowherd stole public and private property, peeped at women's baths, and asked the court to approve the arrest warrant. . . . . . (00 Sansheng III 00 original)