I thought that as a man, I would naturally understand men, but it turns out that I overestimated myself and underestimated Dachao. Then he and I made a vow that whoever falls in love again will be a puppy!

If a man is reliable, a sow can climb a tree.

In the final analysis, I am too young.

I thought that as a man, I would naturally understand men, but it turns out that I overestimated myself and underestimated Dachao.

In mid-June last year, Dachao and I had the 23rd meeting of the year, which is known in history as the Lao Yang Family Meeting. During the

meeting, Dachao complained to me, listing all the shortcomings of his ex-girlfriend, and his resentment reached the sky. Then he and I made a vow that whoever falls in love again will be a puppy!

My mouth went dry watching Da Chao talk, so I handed him a bunch of large kidneys - this is a specialty of Lao Yang's Chuan Chuan shop. It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, sizzling with oil, and one bite is enough to relieve a thousand worries. Whether

can be supplemented or not is another matter. Anyway, as a senior mother and solo single, I have no chance to practice it.

, on the other hand, is like Dachao. He ate it to great pleasure again and again, and then told me in a sly manner that the effect of this product is extraordinary. The ancients said that medicinal supplements are not as good as dietary supplements. I am not deceiving you!

This guy Dachao has been repeatedly defeated in love, which made me panic as a bystander.

I had reason to panic: in terms of height, he was a head taller than me, and his 1.85-meter-tall tall figure was very conspicuous even in the Northeast. In terms of skin color, my grandson is almost fair-faced, while I am wheat-colored - the kind that makes people feel like they have been exposed to the sun at a glance, and they are healthy and simple.

Not to mention his family background and work. This guy is well-organized. His home is only a ten-minute walk from his workplace, but he insists on driving his four-wheel drive to show off in a coquettish manner - that thing is just like drinking. Just like oil, to put it bluntly, rich!

And I am a part-time job hopping expert. I am not bragging. I have not had a job since I graduated from college. Either they think I'm not suitable, or I think the other person is unreliable.

In short, there seems to be a curse on me that makes me and my work irreconcilable!

The only thing that makes me compare to Da Chao is his appearance. I call myself Tiexi Chow Yun-fat . He is gentle and elegant, and has a bit of the charm of Xu Wenqiang . But there are two old sayings in the Northeast that make me quite unhappy. First, a tall man looks good without clothes when standing in front of a door. Second, one white color covers all ugliness. Compared with Dachao, I think modern young people should not believe or spread rumors.

Dachao took a bite of the sizzling and oily kidney, and his brows relaxed. The long period of intensive Pavlovian training made this guy involuntarily shake his head and praise again and again: "Old Yang's kidneys are so good. !”

What? The big grudge from a few minutes ago just disappeared? This made me a little creepy: "Da Chao! If you feel uncomfortable, just cry! No need to be polite!"

Da Chao gave me a blank look: "Get out! Brother, get out!"

Then this guy swore a poisonous oath with me, who Who is a dog when it comes to love, and asked me if I dare to bet.

A prodigal in love dares to ask such a question in front of a maternal solo. It seems that his IQ has been offline for a long time!

bet!

I also raised my eyebrows and added more bricks and mortar. "If anyone falls in love, he should kowtow in front of Dahuang and accept him as his big brother!" Dahuang is the Alaska of Dachao's family. He smiles all day long and doesn't know what happy events he has.

is a done deal!

After half a month of calm, I found a job again! Then there's good news and bad news.

The good news is that this job is good, and I am very satisfied with both the work content and the salary. Moreover, my boss is also very optimistic about me, which makes me feel that the curse is about to be broken!

The bad news is...that's right! I saw a girl on my first day of employment, wow! Yes! Heart! move!

Really! How did I know it would be like this? Meeting someone you love is like a thunderbolt!

When I saw the girl for the first time, I couldn't move my eyes. I wanted to look at her a second or third time uncontrollably. It would be best if I looked at her for ten thousand years, forever.

Don’t mention it, love is a pretty good thing! Ha ha!

Even though I was pregnant for many years, there was a talkative person around me, and this talkative person was always frustrated in love. I still heard a little bit about the twists and turns of love.

What is the biggest problem between couples? You can't let the other party see through your trump card! If you act proactively in front of her, you will fall into passivity instead. Dog licking is a derivative of this relationship.

Dachao met a girl back then. She was distracted all day long. Even I could see it. How could the girl not know?

then? The top demon master is online!

Have you ever heard of eating Xu’s noodles in the middle of the night? You can't do it, but she can! For this reason, Dachao's refrigerator is filled with a variety of semi-finished products, ranging from pickled fish to fresh meat wontons.

Have you ever heard of a man who accidentally dropped his lipstick and asked his boyfriend to go into the water to salvage it? That's right, I just need that one, I can't even buy a new one, girl misses the old days!

It was a time that made Dachao both painful and happy. All kinds of incredible events really happened in front of my eyes. The source of everything was because that girl had eaten Dachao. In the end, Dachao couldn't bear it anymore, so he gave up on this bad fate and terminated all kinds of tests.

And I also know that if a man loses his backbone in front of a woman, what will the other woman think of him? In addition to looking down on it, I still look down on it! Dachao taught me so many things through his own actions.

There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures that every peck and every quote are caused by cause and effect. There is a big super thunder in front of me, and my head is filled with all kinds of love quotes and guidance.

So, when I was surprised to see this girl, my mind also thought of too many things with lightning and thunder, and then I decided to suppress my feelings and walk past her calmly.

Sister Shu, who is in charge of inventory after sales, asked me kindly when she saw me: "Xiao Xiao, what's wrong with your neck? If you have a stiff neck, you can go home and rest..."

I don't have a stiff neck! This is a struggle in my heart! Competing with yourself—is it so unnatural? I touched my neck and felt a little guilty. Didn't the girl see it?

After some insinuations, I learned the girl’s name from Sister Shu, which was great.

No need to look up the dictionary, the pronunciation of "shuang" is just one word. When I got close to Shuangtou, I timidly asked which one it was...

I lost all face!

Although I was smiling happily, it was like running water from a mountain. But I know it’s embarrassing! I have embarrassed our Chow Yun-fat!

rolled her eyes happily, and her bright eyes and white teeth made my heart skip a beat. Her question also made me feel ashamed: "I heard Sister Shu say, have you asked about me?"

As soon as she said this , I was so scared that I quickly looked around. If other colleagues heard this, I would be famous for a lifetime!

"Ah! I'm just asking casually. You also know that our after-sales team often travels on business, so reimbursement is indispensable. To exaggerate a little, your financial department is half a leader in my eyes. I should ask more about the leaders. "This answer is simply perfect, but as a master of brainstorming and and a top military advisor under Da Chao, how could I stop there?

"You also know that when we are on a business trip, some expenses are very vague, such as taking a taxi in the middle of the night, and it is easy to overspend. We will suffer a loss if we are not reimbursed, and it will be embarrassing for you to reimburse us directly. So I asked Sister Shu for a few more words, it's best I can know your usual preferences and cultivate relationships in advance. "

Of course I will not ask Sister Shu about the personal preferences of her colleagues in the finance department. If you are new here, don't jump too far! However, you cannot tell the truth in front of Shuang, you must appear diplomatic and diplomatic.I deliberately put the words in a strong tone, cultivating feelings and so on. This is called using offense instead of defense, it is dark under the lamp!

saw Shuang's face change slightly, I knew the strategy was successful!

At this delicate moment, Dachao called me and said that to celebrate my second appointment this year, a plenary meeting would be held at Lao Yang’s house! The

conference is just a conference, what’s the point of being a whole? There are only two people in total!

arrived at the venue, and I realized that I was careless! All indeed!

Dachao brought Dahuang over!

What does he mean? Did he hear something? No way! I've just been tempted, and I can't even imagine how he knew about it?

traditional routine, eat me and be blackened by the light!

"What's going on? Did you bring Dahuang here? Could it be that you broke the rules and want to worship your elder brother in front of me?"

"Get out!"

I knew it!

However, this love prodigal seems to be a little angry. This micro-expression is worth pondering. Is it possible that he is going against the routine? Is he dark under the light?

"What a fart!" Dachao couldn't bear the stare from me, "The rhubarb hasn't come out for a day, so I just slipped away." It makes sense and is very routine!

Just like that, Da Chao and I sat down together in harmony, and raised our hands: "Boss, three big kidneys first!"

Don't ask why two people ordered three kidneys, the question is, the kidneys should be eaten hot, and one should be eaten. Eat them one after another, order three, because I also like to eat rhubarb! This guy is also a troublemaker!

Just when the rhubarb was biting the kidney until it was sizzling and oily, another person came to Lao Yang's family, a woman, a woman I know!

Yes, it’s cool!

Instantly the kidneys no longer smell so good in my mouth. Look how tall this girl is. Almond eyes, peach cheeks, fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs, hey! My little heart really can't stand it.

Dahuang shouted several times before Dachao reacted: "I'll go! Isn't your look in your eyes wrong today? Dahuang, you're going to take on a younger brother!"

What kind of younger brother? Say who? As a purebred man, how could he admit defeat so quickly?

I frowned and was about to retort when a figure flashed over. I knew who it was without turning around to look. I recognized the white dress floating in the corner of my eye very clearly.

Dachao poked me with his arm: "Xiao Yang, who is this? Let me introduce you!" This guy almost laughed out loud, and his malicious tone was clearly displayed.

"This is Wang Shuang, a colleague from the finance department of my company." I stood up suddenly, feeling a spring under my butt, "This is my little boy, superb!" I could no longer distinguish the etiquette of introductions. Who comes first and who comes last? Just skip this section!

Then...the two people shook hands? !

"Hello!" "Hello!"

I'm not good! This is my colleague, my future daughter-in-law, and I haven’t touched her yet. Why should I let this guy Da Chao get in first?

I watched helplessly as the two people completed the handshake ceremony in front of me, but I was helpless.

You said, if I had asked Sister Shu for help, could I have used the opportunity of shaking hands to touch Wang Shuang's delicate little hands? It looks like it can be broken by blowing, it must be fragrant and soft!

Stop saying anything, get angry!

"Xiao Gong, are you coming to Lao Yang's house to eat skewers too?" Wang Shuang greeted me with a smile. Her innocent and free-spirited look really makes me enchanted. I put aside the hatred of shaking hands for the time being!

"Yes!" I raised the big kidney in my hand, causing Dahuang to misunderstand. He grinned and waggled his tail, "Old Yang's kidneys are one of a kind!" Dahuang's eyes almost popped out when he saw it. , I could only bear the pain and give the remaining kidney to Dahuang. This guy finished his two bites, and then stared at me again, as if I could conjure up another string in my hand.

"No more! Don't look at me!" I spread my hands, "If you still want to eat, go to the boss!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Dahuang, like a man who has become a spirit, shouted at the boss twice, "Off!" Wang Shuang smiled sweetly, his eyes sparkling, and he was quite eager.

"Since we all know each other, let's join a table together! Xiao Yang's treat." Dachao greeted him familiarly.

"Get lost!" I scolded Dachao, "You called me today and asked me to pay. Why are you so embarrassed?"

"I'll pay for it, and that's no big deal!"

While the two of us were bickering, we went to the table next to us. This is reasonable, after all, there are few people in this world who can be as shameless as our two brothers.

"Xiao Yang, I didn't say that! With my sixth sense, you have fallen in love with this girl!" Dachao came over with a sly eyebrow and whispered in my ear excitedly.

I rolled my eyes at him: "Do you have a sixth sense? If your sixth sense was accurate, you wouldn't have failed so many times!"

I didn't expect that this guy was not annoyed and was so shameless. Tell me some popular science, "You don't understand, you haven't talked about it. Love is all about fate. It's all in vain if you have destiny but not destiny, and if you have destiny but not destiny, it's all in vain. Only when you meet the right destiny, your life will be complete."

" Let me go! What's wrong with you? Gao Daxian, do you want to tell me something else? Don't interrupt me! After all, I have been drifting in love for many years. A master who can ride the wind and waves. I’m kindly giving you some advice, so don’t be ungrateful! This is my valuable experience! Most people don’t tell him.” I looked at him, “I’m here. I've been watching you flop on the shore for so many years. You're lucky if you don't drown! Don't try to be clever with me. Let's just talk about the time at the Rainbow Bridge. If I hadn't saved you, you might still be in the water now. I'm still soaking it! "

" Yes! But as the old saying goes, practice makes the difference! Brother, I have practiced it! Playing hooligan! Have you practiced

? I glanced at the big waist in his hand and the waistband of his trousers, "You have been practicing a lot, but it's a pity that you only practice the lower body!"

"Ah! Just one thing will do! Why do opposite sexes attract each other between men and women? ? Isn’t it because of that? Don’t look at me like that! Do you understand that this is God’s arrangement? Hey, I’m telling you, I’m so skilled. "Teach you?"

"Don't be shameless!"

"I heard it immediately!" Dachao took a bite of the kidney proudly, and then sighed, "The ancients said Medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements, don’t deceive me!”

got it! He's here again!

's waist was on three rounds, and we were chatting happily. When Da Chao wasn't paying attention, I took a sneak peek - he was already gone...

What a coincidence, this scene was seen by the store owner, "The girl left long ago!"

Da Chao and I looked at each other. , "Did she hear it?"

"I don't know whether the girl heard it or not." The shop owner finally got free and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel, and said slowly, "Anyway, when I was grilling skewers inside, , I heard it all! Sixth sense, genes, right? That's right! Are your skills really good?" Suddenly, the store owner became energetic...

saw these two shameless people coming together. Here, Dachao wanted to recruit disciples on the spot, so I stopped them, "Boss, what was the girl's expression like when she left?"

"Xiao Yang, you have lost your mind! In fact, a kidney transplant will do for this matter." Dachao interrupted.

get lost!

"I didn't pay attention! What you two were talking about was so fascinating. How could I have time to pay attention to anything else!"

"I'll go! Xiao Yang, what's your expression now? Are you really distracted? Are you not afraid of kowtowing to Da Huang?" "

" What are you talking about? That's my new colleague. I just joined that company. Do you really want me to have a good image? "How could I admit it? Speaking of tough talk, when I see the platypus , I have to call him "Second Uncle".

Huh? wrong! Today’s kidneys cost three rounds!

I know Dachao very well. He eats kidneys. One is to satisfy his greed, two is for faith, and three is definitely for love!

"Hey! You're overthinking, it's nothing!" Dachao was caught off guard by my turning away from customers, and started to dodge his words.

"I know you too well. You even told me that you are sincere. I can't guess what you are going to do tonight?"

"Yes! What? I have an ex-girlfriend who wants to be with me." Reminiscing about old times, let me tell you, if I just do it, it’s not a violation if I don’t fall in love! "

is so shameless! you are vicious!

I was thinking about Shuang and had no time to talk to him.

When we parted, Dachao hummed a minor tune with a smile on his face, his head was shaking his head and his tail was swaying vigorously, and he looked happier than a well-fed and drunk Dahuang. Can

be unhappy? People are going to spread their branches and leaves!

! This world!

Unsurprisingly, in the days that followed, Shuang treated me so honestly that it even made me wonder if what I had heard and seen before was all based on my self-righteous fantasies.

Hey! It seems that the relationship between me and her is just wishful thinking on my part.

I'm fine this time, I don't have to kowtow anymore. Why do I have to kowtow when I have unrequited love?

After July, the hot summer officially begins. During my lunch break, I was eating spicy and sour cold skin at my desk. Two figures appeared in front of me. When I looked up, I saw it was Shuang and Xiaozhu. The two of them came around me with smiles.

Xiaozhu is known as the most beautiful woman in the company. This information was conveyed to me by Ah Cheng at the table next to me. In my opinion, Xiaozhu is just pure and pleasant, but Ah Cheng must disagree.

Ah Cheng will tease Xiao Zhu when he has nothing to do. It's a pity that falling flowers are intentional and flowing water is ruthless. Faced with Ah Cheng's teasing, Xiaozhu maximized his agility attribute and evaded perfectly!

What are these two beauties doing here? Think our office air conditioner is better? I didn't dare to ask. Seeing that the probation period was about to expire, it was better to have more things to worry about than less things to do.

"Xiao Gong, you didn't go out to eat at noon?" Xiaozhu spoke first.

Before I could answer, Shuang answered for me, "Xiao Gong is a fan of Liangpi. He buys Liangpi every day and occasionally eats burritos."

What a pity! What enthusiast? Don’t I have no money? I also want to eat braised beef , braised pork ribs with green onions, chicken stewed with mushrooms , but I am short of money! If I really want to eat these, I will buy instant noodles with the same flavor to remember them.

But having said that, Shuang observed me very carefully, right? Is she interested in me? stop! stop! stop! My fantasy begins again!

"I can't help it. When it comes to spending money, I feel bad!" I simply said it. As long as I lie down, others can't hurt me.

"Xiao Gong is quite family-oriented!" Shuang smiled and glanced at Xiaozhu after finishing speaking.

"Xiao Gong! Who do you belong to?" Xiaozhu asked another question. At this time, she had already sat next to me, leaning her elbows on the table, pretending to be cute.

The faint fragrance wafted from Xiaozhu's body, which made me feel anxious. Not to mention, her reputation as the most beautiful woman really makes sense...

What's going on? Shuang is also sitting next to me? One left and one right, sandwiching me in the middle?

illusion must be an illusion!

"Oh! I'm a horse!" I almost buried my head in the cold skin, which made the two girls laugh. These two fairies are so irresistible!

"I really like horses. I don't know why. As soon as I see a horse, I want to ride it..." Xiaozhu rolled his eyes and blurted out such strong words.

"I want to ride too!" Shuangjiao laughed and followed suit.

Is this cold skin still allowed to be eaten?

You guys call this harassment, do you understand? Is it appropriate to say these harsh words in broad daylight in the company as a colleague of the same company? Is there any royal law? Is there any justice? The latter sentence was written by me on behalf of A Chengjia. This guy looked at me from a distance with a sad expression on his face. I was wronged!

Really, I can’t take it anymore. While being irritable, there was also a hint of secret joy. All right! I admit that while I was secretly happy, I was also a little irritated - because of my probation period.

I can’t imagine the future development. If there are really two female colleagues who are jealous of me, will the company leader let me become a full-time employee?

A hundred miles and half a line, the ancients said it right! I'm about to become a full-time employee, but then something like this happens, God is going to kill me! What to do with

? Salad! Act as if nothing happened and you don’t understand anything! Girls, no matter how much you like Chow Yun-fat, I can only say I'm sorry!

Two beauties were giggling on one side of me, like five hundred ducks, while I was looking at my nose, mouth, and mind, just like an old monk in meditation. It’s so embarrassing. Don’t let the boss see it! ah! My fragile and pitiful probation!

Before leaving, Shuang made a face at me again, and then mouthed two words: "Old! Yang!" She was afraid that I wouldn't understand, so she made a skewer-eating gesture with her fingers.

received!

I took a peek at Ah Cheng, who had no love for his next life, and nodded slightly to Shuang.

To be honest, I have been wandering in my mind all afternoon. My mind has long been drifting to Lao Yang's house. Can I use my kidneys this time?

"Boss, give me some money!" I greeted loudly as soon as I entered the door.

"Hey! Uncle Master is here?"

Uncle Master? How is this discussed? I go! Have you really become a disciple?

"Don't be fooled by Da Chao, he is talking nonsense."

"Okay, Uncle Master!"

Hey! This person is hopeless!

Taking advantage of the time when the excitement was gone, I started to review. It's weird, what's going on today? The sudden change of scenery made me a little confused.

After much thought, it was Miss Xiaozhu who saved me. It turns out that this woman's thoughts are similar to those of men. Even if you look like Chow Yun-fat and no one cares about you, you will be relegated to the sidelines. On the contrary, even if you are trash, as long as someone grabs you, there will be competition. Today Xiaozhu exerted his strength and let Shuang follow him. This is probably the saying that cannot be broken or established.

What should I say as the first sentence when I see you? Do you want to follow the rules of love and do extreme pulling?

I was thinking wildly and restless when I came in.

! It’s over! My mind goes blank.

I couldn't help but stare at Shuang and giggle, which made Shuang roll his eyes at me, making my soul float.

The first sentence, the first sentence, how to say it?

"Hmm! Well, do you also like Chow Yun-fat?" God knows why I said that...

"Xiao Gong, you are a real leather!" Shuang smiled and shook his head at me, and then looked at me carefully, "What a shame. Say, it really looks a bit like... "

that's right!" How can I, Tiexi Chow Yun-fat, live in vain? That is the result recognized by many people!

"If I'm not wrong, what happened at noon is considered a confession, right?" I stared at Shuang with a smile. This little face was so rosy and tender, I couldn't get enough of it!

rolled his eyes at me, "De Xing! What about you? Why are you staring at me like this?"

Hey hey hey! it is more than words!

I looked at it with a smile and felt happy in my heart. Suddenly, I had an idea!

"Hello, my name is Xiao Yang!" I stood up and stretched out my hand.

Shuang was stunned by my sudden move, and then smiled again, "Hello, my name is Wang Shuang."

Hehe! Shuang's little hands were just as I imagined, tender and smooth. I touched Shuang's little hand with a smile on her face and kept on, but Shuang was a little helpless by me, "Hey! Have you touched enough?"

My head shook like a rattle, and a humming sound came from my nose.

Touching hands for the first time in life is really amazing! This feels!

"Then I ate this skewer of grilled tendons?"

"Eat it, eat it! It's enough for me to eat you! I finally understand why it's called beautiful!"

"Xiao Yang, you didn't see it, you "It's so sweet!"

"It doesn't matter whether it's sweet or not. What's important is, Shuang, you're so good-looking!" To hell with that trump card theory, I can't control myself in front of Shuang. So it seems that I wrongly blamed Dachao?

Actually...if I really calculate it carefully, between me and Shuang, Shuang was the one who revealed his trump card first at noon.This is not an exposure for me, it is a positive encouragement at most, and it falls into the category of PUA - when it comes to talking tough, I have never lost!

Hey! Why are you thinking so much now? It’s important to give your cool little hands a good touch! I don’t know the future...hehehehe! My head was suddenly filled with many inappropriate thoughts.

Shuang Shuang is kind-hearted after all. When she saw that I had no intention of eating skewers, she put the skewers to my mouth and fed me - it was so delicious!

"Hey! This love smells sour!" Dachao came in at some point. Then this guy pretended to look around, "Where did my rhubarb go? Oh! I didn't bring it out."

This guy threatened me with rhubarb!

"Who is in love?" I am still holding on.

"Brother, I am better than you when it comes to love. Especially now, are you not in love? Touching a girl's hand when you are not in love? Are you covering your hand in this summer? You are in the wrong season!"

Shuang is so thin-skinned that he wants to I pulled my hand back, but I stopped him, "Let me touch her for a little while longer, just for a little while!" I said coquettishly to Shuang, twisting my body like a candy. I almost vomited at Da Chao...

"You kid is hiding your secrets, why didn't you teach me this trick?"

"Love is something that needs to be dealt with. There is a way to win without a trick, but there are so many twists and turns. "Go around! This is a talent!"

"Xiao Yang, you have grown up, I am deeply relieved!" Dachao shook his head and took a look, "For the sake of my brothers and sisters, let's not forget about it." ! Wang Shuang, please be nice to our Xiao Yang, he is in love for the first time. "

This is my brother! It’s human language!

I quickly put Shuang's hand on my face and looked at her pitifully, "You have to be nicer to me!"

Shuang's cheeks turned red and he looked at me shyly. This scene of mutual joy is really difficult to describe.

"Uncle, master, you are mighty!" the shop owner shouted, ruining the atmosphere!

What kind of understanding is this? This traitor should be expelled from the school!

"The two of you are doing this together, who knows if it's true or not?" Shuang became alert, and I felt like crying!

"It's getting late, see you tomorrow!"

See you tomorrow, I'll see you tomorrow, I've touched it with my hands, will I be afraid of you?

"Boss, two more big kidneys!"

"Brother, you haven't been active tonight, so you don't need to eat anymore."

"You told me that medicinal supplements are not as good as dietary supplements. Can't I take them in advance? Do you know? You know, you should supplement folic acid in advance during pregnancy. This is called nurturing and preparing for a rainy day! "

" Folic acid? "Dachao thought thoughtfully after hearing my words, "Brother, how else can I say you are an expert? That’s a lot! Apprentice, roast two more kidneys!”

Since Da Chao said that the bet was void, I had a tacit understanding and didn’t ask him why he was eating so many kidneys tonight.

I met Shuang at the company the next day. We looked at each other deeply and walked away with smiles on our faces. Don't keep a high profile during working hours. Even if the boss doesn't prohibit dating in the company, there are so many singles in the company, and it's not good to stimulate them. How many girls will be sad if the news about Tiexi and Chow Yun-fat's relationship spreads? It’s not conducive to stability and unity!

was confused, and a month had passed. The beautiful woman who was coming towards me tightened her nose when she saw me.

still go to Lao Yang? I looked a little helpless at Shuang's mouth shape.

"Bao'er! Can you stop eating the kidneys?" I stopped Shuang at the door of Lao Yang's house.

"Don't you love to eat?"

"If you eat too much, you will get tired of it..." I didn't dare to say the last part of the sentence. If I continue like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and something will happen!

"Let's go eat Malatang. There is a good Malatang nearby!" I felt a little moved when I saw it and immediately gave my suggestion.

"Bah! You don't want good things, so you have to come here seven times?" Shuang's cheeks turned red and he gave me a watery look.

What is the seven times spicy hotpot? What and what? I was a little confused, so I checked it out on the all-purpose Zhihu ...

Bao'er! Your car drives very fast!

wait! As the saying goes, only when you have something to think about can you think something. Could it be said that... you also think about it? When I think of this, I feel my blood boiling up. If I don't control my emotions, nosebleeds and will spurt out.

took a sip of fine powder and stopped to wipe the sweat from my forehead. It smells so bad! It’s so exciting to eat!

I was sighing and intoxicated, but I didn’t want to screw me. What was this? What happened to me?

"You can't laugh at me! This is my first time falling in love, so I'm taking advantage of you!"

"How could it be?" I took the opportunity to pick up Shuang's little hand again and gave it a gentle peck, "I really like Bao'er. You will always be my little baby! "

" Virtue! " Shuang rolled her eyes at me again, and then she leaned into my ear and whispered, "Big pervert! "

Look at this car! There is also a one-way passage, only she is allowed to open it! ox!

Looking back on the horse riding discussion, it turns out that the man who loves to ride a horse is mighty and majestic. I just don’t know when she will ride? I can’t ask yet, I’m worried!

"How about we meet the parents?" I suggested cautiously.

"Are you too anxious? My mother has asked me, but we have only been dating for a month. Isn't it bad to meet the parents so soon?"

"I know too! But if we keep putting it off like this, when will we get married?" Huh?" I frowned and felt a little annoyed. I couldn't bear it any longer!

"Hehe! What do you want to do in such a hurry to get married?" Shuang grabbed my ear frivolously, looked at me arrogantly, and his voice gradually became higher, as if he was giving instructions.

"I want to drive!" I can't hold back my words, so I just say whatever comes to mind.

"Oh! I'm going to die!" Shuang jumped to his feet and looked around hurriedly, "There are so many people here, and they are still talking nonsense!"

Shuang saw my pitiful look and gritted his teeth with determination, "I will accompany you on the weekend. When you go to the movies, be good!"

said, I am so good now. When I heard about going to the movies, I laughed like a fool. As for the beauty of watching movies, everyone knows it, but it is indescribable...

The so-called double happiness, brother, my probation period has finally passed! First time in life! Ha ha!

When I was about to get off work on Friday afternoon, I was thinking in my mind that the weekend was coming. I was so happy that I sent a photo to WeChat, a bouquet of red roses, followed by the text, "Baby can't wait so much? Don't send flowers." Ah! One unit, pay attention to the impact of "

?" There is an ominous premonition that makes my hair stand on end!

’s love rival appears! And this is no ordinary love rival! Have you ever seen someone give roses to someone for no reason? What's more, Shuang's family also knows that she and I are in love! There is no blind date.

ex-boyfriend! This is a word that comes to mind. It’s my first time falling in love, haha!

For a moment, my heart was like a knife, with mixed tastes, and an indescribable bitterness came to my heart.

I was originally in high spirits, but then I turned around and became wilted, like an eggplant beaten by frost. I have never thought that a person's mood can change so quickly...

Out of politeness, I typed back: "It's not from me."

Sure enough, the other person has read the message for ten minutes, but there is no reply... …

It’s not a good thing for a person to be too smart! At this time, I suddenly thought of a word: rare confusion, ha!

"Baby is jealous? Wait for me after get off work!"

Sure enough, something is wrong! But this baby cry made me feel soft in my heart. The inexplicable grievance made me feel like crying. Why!

waited for me to walk out of the office slowly, and stood waiting for me at the door cheerfully, with a serious look on his face.

It was the first time I saw her look like this. Even if it was our first meeting, she was always smiling.

I don’t know whether it was because of fear or grievance, but my tears flowed down silently.

Colleagues walked past us in a hurry, and some looked surprised. Why! You are really making a fuss, have you never seen Chow Yun-fat cry?

At this time, Shuang Shuang no longer cared about anything else, grabbed me and walked towards the company gate.Her attitude was so resolute and her strength so strong that I couldn't help but follow her and go with the flow.

As expected, there was a dog-looking guy standing at the door of the company, holding a bouquet of roses - where did he get so many flowers? From a flower shop at home?

As soon as the guy saw Shuang, he walked towards Shuang with bright eyes. Brother, why are you so happy? Didn’t you see that my family is enjoying bringing up the whole family?

At this time, Shuang was very decisive. She looked around and waved her hand to stop the other person from speaking: "This is not the place to talk. Let's go to another place."

"What about him?"

"Just think of him as my cousin. ! "

" cousin? Hello! "

cousin?" hehe!

I observed Shuang's attitude, and it seemed that everything was not as bad as I thought. Hope wells up in my heart, as if a sun is rising and is about to light up my whole world.

After sitting down, Shuang continued his previous style, hugged me and kissed me: "Zhao Zhixin, you saw it! He is my boyfriend!"

"How is it possible?"

"How is it impossible? Could it be that , is it possible with you?" Shuang smiled contemptuously, then turned to me and said, "Xiao Yang, let me introduce to you, this is my college classmate, Zhao Zhixin. I know you will ask, what is our relationship? Let me tell you now, we have nothing to do with each other, we are just classmates in college. "

" Just classmates?" Zhao Zhixin seemed to have something to say.

"Yes! I admit that you pursued me! Excuse me, did I agree at that time?" Shuang became aggressive.

"No!" Zhao Zhixin was quite honest.

"Don't say but," Shuang intercepted Zhao Zhixin's words, "You are pursuing me unilaterally, even if I refuse again and again and make it clear that I am not interested in you. But what about you? Buy me breakfast, order me a song, Buy me concert tickets. After I clearly refused, you still gave these things to me and then asked me to give them to my dormitory classmates! Do you know that this is no longer a pursuit? It's harassment! Do you understand? Just like today's flowers!" Shuang became more and more excited as he spoke.

Now I understand, Zhao Zhixin is a licker. His understanding of love is pursuit. He was wrong, love needs to go in both directions and attract each other. For a moment, I relaxed and looked at him with some pity.

"Why?" Zhao Zhixin couldn't stand it anymore and roared angrily, "Look at his appearance, he's so dark, and he has that head!"

"Every carrot and cabbage has its own preferences," I replied slowly, feeling in my heart. The second half of the sentence, can't you see that I look like Chow Yun-fat? Appearance is justice! brother!

"I won't tell you more," Shuang glanced at Zhao Zhixin impatiently, then turned to me and said, "Xiao Yang, let's go and watch a movie!"

Watch a movie! These three words made my eyes light up, hey hey hey hey!

survived another month, and Shuang and I agreed that we could meet each other’s parents! We are finally not far away from getting married!

I never expected that at this moment, I received a call from Dachao, him! want! Knot! marriage! Got it! What's going on with

? I originally thought I could overtake in corners! Why is this guy Dachao getting married?

"It doesn't make sense!" I'm a little unconvinced.

"Eat a grape!" Shuang snuggled into my arms and fed me, "Aren't you and Dachao brothers? What can't you figure out about his marriage?"
"You don't know, Dachao has no brains. , How else could he have failed in love so many times? If I hadn’t saved him, he would have lost even more miserably! It’s strange that he didn’t help me this time, but he succeeded. It doesn’t make sense! That time at the Rainbow Bridge..."

"Tell me! I'm also curious! How did you get that lipstick? Why don't you buy a new one? It's so nostalgic! That girl wanted to see how she behaved. I asked Dachao to find a random lipstick, soak it in water, and then deliberately break off the lipstick section. What happened? Didn't she notice? Let me tell you, keep a line in life! "

" Baby, you are quite smart! "

" You let Dachao fish for love, and you let Dachao prove himself with actions. The problem is, Dachao. I love you so much. Do you love him?" I was very angry and my voice gradually became louder. That was my best friend since I was young, letting a girl act like a monkey! I really can't bear it!

"Actually, Superman is pretty good, but his brain is not very good!"

"That's right!" I'm still worried about it.

"Thanks to Xiaozhu, I really couldn't stand it at that time! This guy Dachao is really harmful."

Shuang's words made me a little confused, Shuang turned around and nodded my nose, "First After meeting at Lao Yang’s house for the first time, Dachao added me on WeChat and told me that you are a donkey, so I must not be too aggressive with you. Saying that it’s just a pursuit is not a deal.”

Just say I’m a bitch. ! Crack! I gave this trump card theory to Da Chao, retribution!

"That's why I ignored you for so long... It's really surprising! But you also helped Dachao this time!" He laughed happily.

? Did you help Dachao? when?

"He told me that folic acid is very effective..." Shuang laughed again.

let me go! Marrying your son? No wonder they got married so quickly!

wait! So it seems that Dachao lost the bet first? So you dragged me into the water? Forget it, for the sake of the little beauty, I won’t argue with him.

"If you say so, I will also take folic acid?" I looked at Shuang with a smile, and sang her song, "I am a little horse, not a little donkey..."

I still remember that there was One girl said to me, "When I see a horse, I want to ride it..." and then another girl said, "Me too!"

Come on!

————I was rejected again, it’s really a tragedy————

went back to writing suspense.