I would not choose to walk on four legs if I had the slightest choice. How could I not know that others would look at me differently! Yes, I went to the hospital for a physical examination last week. My limbs were so healthy that my feet were as fast as flying when I walked. The

I would not choose to walk on four legs if I had the slightest choice. How could I not know that others would look at me differently! Yes, I went to the hospital for a physical examination last week. My limbs were so healthy that my feet were as fast as flying when I walked. The hands that human ancestors spent countless years liberating were degenerated into two feet one evening.

This evening is very ordinary, the sun sets slowly as it has been practiced in the past. There is no sunset in the sky, but a few swan geese fly over from the west, decorating the dusk. If there is anything unusual about the ordinary, it is that today is my birthday. My family and friends have carefully prepared a party for me. Everything is ready, just waiting for my arrival.

It is a consensus among decent people that you need to dress up and change clothes when attending a party. I am not very decent myself, but I have already unknowingly entered the cage of the chaotic flower world, and naturally I cannot escape the rules of the cage. Seeing that the party time was coming soon, I was in a dilemma and I hadn't even changed my clothes yet. In other words, my dilemma was caused by changing my clothes. To be more precise, I was embarrassed by changing my pants. Just now, when I had changed my shirt and was about to change my pants, I realized what I was going to face next. I have countless pairs of trousers in my closet, most of them unimportant, except for four pairs that stand out to me. The pants I will wear to the party today will be chosen from these four pairs. However, it is really difficult to choose which one among the four.

I was actually a little lucky at this time. If all the pants in my wardrobe were within the selection range, I would probably go crazy. Fortunately, there are only these four.

The first pair of pants was a gift from my mother.

This was last year. Last April, my friends and I met for a hike, and we chose a route along the river. There is a Liujiang River not far from the city. The river meanders for more than 300 miles, which is perfect for us. I am going out tomorrow. The day before I went out, I packed my luggage and rummaged through my luggage, but I was missing a pair of pants that I was satisfied with. My mother pointed at the pants in my closet and asked me, “There are so many pants, but you’re not satisfied?” I nodded. My mother was a seamstress, and she was straightforward in her work. She went out of the outhouse, took a soft ruler and played with me like a puppet. After playing with it, she went out without saying a word. Sure enough, when I woke up tomorrow morning, a new pair of pants was hanging in my closet. I set out for a hike and put the new pants my mother gave me into my backpack, but I didn't want to wear them all the way. The hiking route is close to the river bank, and the road is slippery and muddy. As for me, I am clumsy, so I have a lot of falls and . After a fall, I felt happy in my heart. Fortunately, I was not wearing the new pants given by my mother. In short, I kept the new pants my mother gave me.

The second pair of pants was given by my girlfriend Lanlan.

Lanlan and I met in Huangshan. We have been in love for more than three years and have a deep relationship. Last time it was our third love anniversary, in order to commemorate this love, we decided to climb Mount Huangshan again. Huangshan Peak is steep and steep, with countless strange rocks and trees. Guangmingding , Tiandu Peak , Lotus Peak, West Sea Grand Canyon are all difficult to climb. As for me, I am impatient and walked to the West Sea. When I was going down in the Grand Canyon, I lost my footing on a steep stone staircase and fell down on it. Fortunately, I had quick eyesight and quick hands, and I grabbed the railing next to me, so I didn't get hurt. Lanlan was walking behind me, and when I fell down, she was scared to death. With a cry in her voice, she carefully helped me to a flat place below, turned around me three times and three times, patted and pinched me gently. After this series of actions, she told me with tears in her eyes and a smile on her face. No injuries, just a cut on his pants. So, after we went down the mountain, on the anniversary of our love, Lanlan gave me another pair of pants. To this day, I have never been willing to wear these pants.

The third pair of pants was a gift from my friend Quan.

My friendship with Ah Quan is a long one. The first time we met was so early that I can’t even remember it. We were one or two years old? Two or three years old? In short, our two families are neighbors, and Quan and I grew up naked together.When we grew up, we did not go our separate ways. We returned to the small town together and continued to be friends. If you really think about it, our friendship has lasted for more than 20 years. You know, my life has only been more than twenty years now.

When I saw the pants he gave me, I couldn't help but think of that day last summer. That day was the weekend, the weather was hot, and the inside and outside of the house were like a big steamer. Just when I was lying on the sofa at home and blowing on the air conditioner to relieve the heat, a " white steamed bun " with "heat" on its head ran into my house. , yelling, insisting on taking me to swim to relieve the heat. Yes, this "white steamed bun" is Ah Quan. I couldn't defeat him, so we went to the south of the city reservoir. We had already changed into swimming trunks in advance at home. When we got to the edge of the reservoir, we took off our clothes, took off our pants, and entered the water, all three actions in one go. As soon as we hit the water, Aquan and I couldn't help but let out a comfortable moan from our throats. We swam happily in the reservoir and screamed happily. If we hadn't found that our clothes had been stolen when we got ashore, we would have been very happy all day long. But at that time, after we both landed, we saw that the place where we put our clothes was empty, and neither of us was speechless for a moment. Ah Quan had an informal temperament, and after being sluggish for a few seconds, he started pointing at the sky, the earth, the east, the south, the west, and the north and cursing. After he finished cursing, he was still panting. Fortunately, we still had swimming trunks on us. After he finished venting, I persuaded him to walk back and forth together in despair. Dear readers, if you happen to pass by the reservoir road on the outskirts of our small town around six o'clock that afternoon, you will be lucky enough to see two young men - one fat, one thin, one white and one black - wearing swimming trunks and running under the sunset. figure. A few days after this incident, Ah Quan gave me a pair of pants in order to commemorate our friendship of "running together."

The fourth pair of pants was a gift from my colleague Komatsu.

After I finished college, I returned to a small town and entered an employer. At the beginning, because I was new to the workplace, I just felt that the work was difficult. If the report is not done well, the coordinator will not know who to contact, and the writing will not catch the eye of the leader. I did everything wrong, and was criticized by my boss for everything. Under such circumstances, I could only survive hard and barely survive in my work unit. However, there is always a path, and after I got to know my colleague Xiaosong in the same office, my situation suddenly changed. As a colleague in my unit, he taught me a lot of experience in terms of colleague relationships and work know-how. Under the guidance of his experience, I gradually adapted to the working environment of the unit. Logically speaking, Xiaosong has helped me a lot, and I should give him a pair of pants, but why did he give me these pants again? This is something I still haven't figured out to this day.

That morning, I came to the work unit. As soon as I sat down, I saw Xiaosong walking in with a big cardboard box. He put down the box, opened it, took out a pair of black trousers from the top, looked at it, turned around and knocked on the small door of the leader's office. After he came out empty-handed, he took out a pair of black trousers from the cardboard box, divided them into men and women, and gave them to our colleagues in the office one by one. According to what he said, he had a relative who made clothing, and the season was about to change. These pants were not easy to sell, so he gave some to Xiaosong, and Xiaosong gave them to us. We held the pants that Komatsu gave us in our hands and kept thanking us. Only then did we remember why Komatsu asked us what size pants we were wearing a few days ago. Suddenly, there was lively chatting and laughter in the office, and everyone’s relationship became more harmonious, although I still couldn’t figure out when black trousers became fashionable again.

Looking at the four pairs of pants in front of me, I fell into an abyss of struggle and tangle. Today’s birthday party will be attended by my mother, Lan Lan, Ah Quan, and Xiao Song. Who will give it to me if I wear it, and who will give it to me if I don’t wear it? This is a question. I really want to round things out and put on all four pairs of pants, but I only have two legs and can only wear one pair of pants. Even, I hope I can turn into a centipede tonight and put on all the pants in the closet, then everyone will be happy! However, manpower was exhausted, so my parents gave birth to me with two legs.

I'm talking about legs! leg! leg! He walked around the house in pain while holding his head. You can't have your cake and eat it too, but today I have to come up with a way to have both.I waved my arms to cheer myself up, once, twice, three times. My arms were like a general's sword, high-spirited and powerful. When I accidentally looked up and saw my strong arms, I finally stopped worrying.

Yes, I still have two arms, plus two legs, exactly four. I want all four of them to have a great time at my birthday party tonight, and then every pair of my pants won't be down! What if so? I have two legs, two arms, four legs, each wearing one trouser leg, isn’t that enough! Even though this would result in the loss of four other trouser legs, it was the best balance I could do.

I inherited my mother's resolute style. I picked up the scissors and cut off one trouser leg from each of the four pairs of trousers in a few strokes. I looked at the four pairs of trouser legs listed on the bed, touched this one, caressed that one, and finally burst out laughing. After laughing, I happily put on two trouser legs on my legs and two trouser legs on my arms. After putting them on, I stuck my butt out and clumsily went downstairs like a four-legged beast. As we all know, trousers with only two legs cannot be called complete trousers, because they have lost some fabric and lost part of their shame-covering function, and cannot completely cover the waist and hips. But wearing it like this is the best way my stupid brain can come up with, even if it is indecent, I can’t care less. I knew that when I went downstairs and came to the street, I would be laughed at by the crowd immediately, but at this time I could only keep my mind on it and ignore everything else. I used my hands and feet together and walked dozens of steps before I found the feeling. If someone sees me at this time, they must first praise me for walking smoothly on the cat walk before mocking me.

I "walked" to the street with an uneasy mood. As soon as I entered the street, my heart flew up and I no longer worried about being laughed at! Dear readers, you may have no idea what strange sight I saw on the street - there was not a single pedestrian walking on two feet on the crowded street. All the people coming and going were wearing four pairs of trousers, hands and feet. crawling. Yes, I have every reason to suspect that they are imitating me, because their waists and hips are twitching just like mine.

Although I and everyone on the street have happy smiles on their faces, I think it is still necessary for everyone to come up with a more appropriate solution for wearing four pairs of pants in the future. After all, taking to the streets this way is ultimately unsightly.

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