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[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st
Humorous joke: When the waiter saw me taking a bottle of water from the bathroom, his eyes immediately became uneasy.
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It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.
Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal
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01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment,
God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well
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Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af
How to use acrostic poems to express love to your girlfriend? Netizens are just trying to trick me.
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My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit
Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection will look so embarrassing.
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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.
A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears
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This wax figure is so lifelike that I was shocked. When the tower was up, it was just a tower, but when it fell, it turned into a bastard!
Collection of funny animated pictures: This wax figure is so lifelike that it shocked my brother
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Brother Gou put the picture at the bottom of the box but it was still funny. Now that we have revisited all the classics, how could we miss out on these amazing pictures below? Drunk wild panda aunt.
Teacher He hugs the dog to urinate, Brother Sanshi dances and washes the dog... I laugh every time I see these bad pictures, haha
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Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight!
How do you calm someone down when they lose their temper? Hahaha, it’s quite cute to find a boyfriend for yourself under the stairs.
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Female colleague teases her son: Do you want me to be your girlfriend? The son said disdainfully: No need
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Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.
My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.
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When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la
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She nodded excitedly and agreed. Shangguan Xuanyuan held her in his arms like a treasure and was reluctant to let go. Cui's father and Cui's mother came over to hold their daughter. Cui Muyu and Cui Muyang hurriedly came to the rescue and pulled their parents away.
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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to
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Foreign Minister Wang Yi emphasized to Blinken that the United States can no longer play the "Taiwan card" to obstruct China's peaceful reunification process. Blinken said at the time that it did not support "Taiwan independence."
329:101! The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill requiring accelerated arms sales to Taiwan to deter the mainland
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Yesterday morning, the Chinese version of Vogue fashion magazine published an advertisement, using 150 days and nights and 130 minutes of interviews. These conspicuous figures prove that this cover should be made with a lot of money. This also makes people curious, who is she?
Her fashion shoot has received mixed reviews. What do you think?
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When we talk about Honda, we have to mention Honda's mid-size car with excellent sales, the Honda Accord. As one of Honda's best-selling models, it is also deeply loved by consumers. Recently, Brother Hu has gained a certain understanding of this car through several high-speed te
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Apple's Mac series has always been a unique presence among notebook products. Those who like it can't put it down, and those who don't like it can't even read it. However, it is undeniable that the Mac series has always had two brushes in the field of content creation. Recently,
M2 MacBook is about to be released. How will the performance be improved? I think Win creative notebook is more suitable.
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"Sister Shu Ya, shoot it quickly, he made the first move, I was just acting in self-defense!" I shouted to Shu Ya while dodging the bald uncle's fist. Although I am only about 1.7 meters tall, I am still a head taller than the bald uncle. In addition, I am young and strong, so I
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