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01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro - DayDayNews

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

Daily Smile: A girl almost touched her, boys must protect themselves

06/04 1693

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n

Funny jokes about embarrassing roadside stalls, hilarious classic jokes about picking up girls

06/06 1385

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

06/06 1557

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours." - DayDayNews

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours."

A smile every day, episode 14

06/05 1046

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

06/02 1319

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

06/07 1017

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

ATFX Hong Kong stocks: U.S. long-term bond interest rates fell sharply overnight, and the interest rate curve for short-term bonds was once inverted. Hong Kong banking stocks, which once supported the market yesterday, followed suit and fell during the day. The Hang Seng Financia - DayDayNews

ATFX Hong Kong stocks: U.S. long-term bond interest rates fell sharply overnight, and the interest rate curve for short-term bonds was once inverted. Hong Kong banking stocks, which once supported the market yesterday, followed suit and fell during the day. The Hang Seng Financia

ATFX Hong Kong stocks: The U.S. bond yield curve inverted, Hong Kong financial stocks led the market decline

06/17 1892

Yugao Financial (08340. - DayDayNews

Yugao Financial (08340.

VIC Financial (08340.HK): The Chinese stock abbreviation will be changed to "Bauhinia International Financial"

06/17 1761

Closer to home, today we will actually talk about which funds are still worth holding on to even if they are still far away from returning their original capital. - DayDayNews

Closer to home, today we will actually talk about which funds are still worth holding on to even if they are still far away from returning their original capital.

Which funds are worth continuing to hold even if they are deeply invested?

06/17 1300

The Joint Prevention and Control Mechanism of the State Council stated at a press conference on the 8th that the BA.5 sub-branch of Omicron is becoming a major global epidemic strain and triggering local clusters of epidemics in my country, making the prevention and control situa - DayDayNews

The Joint Prevention and Control Mechanism of the State Council stated at a press conference on the 8th that the BA.5 sub-branch of Omicron is becoming a major global epidemic strain and triggering local clusters of epidemics in my country, making the prevention and control situa

A must-read in finance this morning (2022.07.09)

06/17 1077

Starting from July, the semi-annual report cycle has entered. After the market rebounded in May-June, it has slowed down significantly in July and entered a period of shock. It is also a cycle of switching hot spots, and the mid-term report performance is the key. Today we will s - DayDayNews

Starting from July, the semi-annual report cycle has entered. After the market rebounded in May-June, it has slowed down significantly in July and entered a period of shock. It is also a cycle of switching hot spots, and the mid-term report performance is the key. Today we will s

Detailed explanation of factors in the 2022 interim report and stock selection ideas

06/17 1372

Record the growth path of a little leek investing in big finance (banking, insurance, securities), with a target annualized return of 15%, and a trading strategy of bottom position + financing band. 1. Today’s profit and loss: +6039.00. 2. Today’s operations: No operations. 3. So - DayDayNews

Record the growth path of a little leek investing in big finance (banking, insurance, securities), with a target annualized return of 15%, and a trading strategy of bottom position + financing band. 1. Today’s profit and loss: +6039.00. 2. Today’s operations: No operations. 3. So

Record real offer of 200,000 long-term holdings of financial stocks Day 59 2022.06.30

06/17 1241