Saying Goodbye To My Girlfriend...

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1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori - DayDayNews

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori

The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age

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01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true - DayDayNews

01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true

A man accidentally rear-ended a cash transport truck, and both sides became tense for a moment, with their guns loaded.

05/29 1613

Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue. - DayDayNews

Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: No need to read, there is no need to rescue this

05/27 1254

Human eyes are easily deceived. As long as the angle and timing are chosen correctly, "seeing is believing" will not be so reliable! Although he is a baby, his hands are already mature. - DayDayNews

Human eyes are easily deceived. As long as the angle and timing are chosen correctly, "seeing is believing" will not be so reliable! Although he is a baby, his hands are already mature.

"20 pictures that are easy to misunderstand! Forgive me for the first one..."

05/30 1293

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from - DayDayNews

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from

Changing cards (micro-novel)

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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

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1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett - DayDayNews

1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett

Sometimes happiness comes from the little things in life

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Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot. - DayDayNews

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?

05/26 1455

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro - DayDayNews

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

Daily Smile: A girl almost touched her, boys must protect themselves

06/04 1693

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

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# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child. - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child.

Behind Lao Lai Dezi

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When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853. - DayDayNews

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853.

"Contemporary Lu Xun" | Cold jokes 2210 & Last year today 1853

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# funny moment# I believe that every university will have one or more confession walls and complaint walls for students to relax and entertain themselves after their daily study life. Let’s take a look at the daily stories shared by students on the confession wall: What a beautif - DayDayNews

# funny moment# I believe that every university will have one or more confession walls and complaint walls for students to relax and entertain themselves after their daily study life. Let’s take a look at the daily stories shared by students on the confession wall: What a beautif

Overview of the ecology of confession walls in colleges and universities

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Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

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If you don’t want to cook when the weather is hot, why not try some noodles? It’s simple, easy to make, filling and delicious. It not only satisfies your stomach, but also satisfies your mood. You have to think about what to eat for three meals a day, and it’s really annoying to - DayDayNews

If you don’t want to cook when the weather is hot, why not try some noodles? It’s simple, easy to make, filling and delicious. It not only satisfies your stomach, but also satisfies your mood. You have to think about what to eat for three meals a day, and it’s really annoying to

The weather is hot and I don’t want to cook. Let’s have a plate of noodles. It’s simple, easy and filling.

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Text/Lao Chun (original) "How much does a pound of cantaloupe cost?" When passing by a melon stall on the street corner, I asked the stall owner who was looking down at her mobile phone. "10 yuan!" She raised her head, glanced at me and answered simply. "Where's the watermelon?" - DayDayNews

Text/Lao Chun (original) "How much does a pound of cantaloupe cost?" When passing by a melon stall on the street corner, I asked the stall owner who was looking down at her mobile phone. "10 yuan!" She raised her head, glanced at me and answered simply. "Where's the watermelon?"

Can you go to heaven if you eat this?

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It’s very simple to make spicy crab today. If you want to eat spicy crab in the future, you can do just like me at home. Follow me and update delicious food every day. There will always be a dish suitable for you. Otherwise, if you swipe your phone away, you won't be able to find - DayDayNews

It’s very simple to make spicy crab today. If you want to eat spicy crab in the future, you can do just like me at home. Follow me and update delicious food every day. There will always be a dish suitable for you. Otherwise, if you swipe your phone away, you won't be able to find

Spicy crab, fresh and spicy, the more you eat, the more addictive you become

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The Fengqing Street Night Market is a place surrounded by delicious food. The most indispensable thing here is the human touch and the smell of fireworks. There will be a response. The Fengqing Street Night Market is finally back. How many times have you been here? Have you eaten - DayDayNews

The Fengqing Street Night Market is a place surrounded by delicious food. The most indispensable thing here is the human touch and the smell of fireworks. There will be a response. The Fengqing Street Night Market is finally back. How many times have you been here? Have you eaten

Sifang Food丨The delicacies in Fengqing Street Night Market

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Nowadays, many families only have one child, and some only children are very self-centered. It is difficult for them to discover the advantages of others. However, if a child cannot see the good points in others since he was a child, he may become self-righteous and unable to coo - DayDayNews

Nowadays, many families only have one child, and some only children are very self-centered. It is difficult for them to discover the advantages of others. However, if a child cannot see the good points in others since he was a child, he may become self-righteous and unable to coo

You want your children to learn to learn from other people’s learning experiences

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Yang Zi’s outdoor street art film: Get up close to nature and find the beauty of the original ecology. Photography and literature essay: Encounter is like a half-open, half-drunk flower. It turns out that the journey in reincarnation and the passage of time are just for the sake - DayDayNews

Yang Zi’s outdoor street art film: Get up close to nature and find the beauty of the original ecology. Photography and literature essay: Encounter is like a half-open, half-drunk flower. It turns out that the journey in reincarnation and the passage of time are just for the sake

Yang Zi’s outdoor street art film: get close to nature and look for the beauty of the original ecology

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