Goat Born With One Eye

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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

05/25 1204

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

05/25 1165

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

05/27 1185

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it? - DayDayNews

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?

05/26 1438

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

Not long ago, the "Mrs." label on the train carriage instantly became popular. Today (July 5), the "Haha" series also appeared on Weibo's hot searches. "Mrs." was repaired in the abbreviation workshop of Taiyuan North Depot of Taiyuan Bureau Group Company. Every truck must be mar - DayDayNews

Not long ago, the "Mrs." label on the train carriage instantly became popular. Today (July 5), the "Haha" series also appeared on Weibo's hot searches. "Mrs." was repaired in the abbreviation workshop of Taiyuan North Depot of Taiyuan Bureau Group Company. Every truck must be mar

call out! The train passes by hahahahahaha...

05/28 1322

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot. - DayDayNews

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?

05/26 1455

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

Source: Electronic Times collects micronet news. Although the supply of Wi-Fi core chips continues to be tight in the first half of this year, MediaTek and Realtek's shipments showed signs of improvement in the first quarter. According to industry insiders, both MediaTek and Real - DayDayNews

Source: Electronic Times collects micronet news. Although the supply of Wi-Fi core chips continues to be tight in the first half of this year, MediaTek and Realtek's shipments showed signs of improvement in the first quarter. According to industry insiders, both MediaTek and Real

MediaTek and Realtek are rumored to be seeking more 16/12nm production capacity for Wi-Fi chips

06/03 1931

From October 31 to November 3, 2019, the China International Information and Communications Exhibition (PT Exhibition) was officially held. China International Information and Communication Exhibition (PT Exhibition) is at the forefront of the information and communication (ICT) - DayDayNews

From October 31 to November 3, 2019, the China International Information and Communications Exhibition (PT Exhibition) was officially held. China International Information and Communication Exhibition (PT Exhibition) is at the forefront of the information and communication (ICT)

"PT Exhibition 2019" Realtek Semiconductor Mr. Xu: Future Trends and Solutions for Smart Homes

06/03 1007

Introduction: A woman bought a pair of new shoes for 19 yuan. What happened next made people laugh and cry. Netizens: This is really a bit embarrassing. Recently, in Guangzhou, Guangdong, some netizens posted a video that made people laugh and cry. It turned out that a woman boug - DayDayNews

Introduction: A woman bought a pair of new shoes for 19 yuan. What happened next made people laugh and cry. Netizens: This is really a bit embarrassing. Recently, in Guangzhou, Guangdong, some netizens posted a video that made people laugh and cry. It turned out that a woman boug

A woman in Guangdong spent 19 yuan to buy a new pair of shoes, but after wearing them for a while, the soles fell apart: It was so embarrassing.

06/03 1518

Produced | Author of Bullet Finance | Editor by Huang Yanhua | Skyworth Group (hereinafter referred to as "Skyworth"), the "color TV king" that just celebrated its 34th birthday, is about to usher in a new leader who is only 4 years older than it. Skyworth announced that its curr - DayDayNews

Produced | Author of Bullet Finance | Editor by Huang Yanhua | Skyworth Group (hereinafter referred to as "Skyworth"), the "color TV king" that just celebrated its 34th birthday, is about to usher in a new leader who is only 4 years older than it. Skyworth announced that its curr

Old Skyworth has a new coach, Lin Jin, born in the 1980s, is in trouble

06/03 1302

Foreign Exchange Sky Eye APP News: Recently, Edifier (002351, SZ) has become popular in the capital market. As it caught up with the TWS (True Wireless Stereo) headphone trend, the stock price of this old audio equipment manufacturer soared, and even a "five-link board" appeared. - DayDayNews

Foreign Exchange Sky Eye APP News: Recently, Edifier (002351, SZ) has become popular in the capital market. As it caught up with the TWS (True Wireless Stereo) headphone trend, the stock price of this old audio equipment manufacturer soared, and even a "five-link board" appeared.

Edifier uses TWS headphones, Dongfeng stock price rises 4 times, two shareholders cash out 137 million

06/03 1310

Xinxi reported on January 12 that today, domestic communications core chip player Chuangyao Technology landed on the Science and Technology Innovation Board. Chuangyao Technology is a professional integrated circuit design company, mainly focusing on communication core chips. It - DayDayNews

Xinxi reported on January 12 that today, domestic communications core chip player Chuangyao Technology landed on the Science and Technology Innovation Board. Chuangyao Technology is a professional integrated circuit design company, mainly focusing on communication core chips. It

Domestic communication chip companies listed on the Science and Technology Innovation Board, and the stock price soared 32% on the first day of listing.

06/03 1369