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Spend one yuan and get ten thousand free, they are crazy about me! - DayDayNews

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Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an

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Damn it, it’s okay if you occupy my territory, but now you have to imitate this, what do you want! This table is a standard four-person table, and eight people can fit in it. Now it’s just the two of us, how can we be crowded? !

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Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"

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On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga

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Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title

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