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Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?
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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately
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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
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1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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Taurus Taurus people are full of vitality and strength, punctual and keep appointments, are wise, dare to accept challenges, are smart and funny, give people a gentle and polite impression, and are very measured in dealing with others.
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What drama are you watching recently? There are currently many popular Korean dramas in June, such as Seo Hyun-jin's "Why Oh Soo Jae" and So Ji-sub's "Medical Crime", etc., and they are highly discussed online.
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Scorpio Scorpio people strive hard, are very perseverant, take great care of others, are versatile and thoughtful, and have a small problem of indecision in life.
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Sagittarius Sagittarius people are generous by nature, good at listening, knowing how to forgive others, like to think, very dedicated in doing things, have a strong sense of justice, and hate beating around the bush.
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