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As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is
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# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid
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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?
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Human eyes are easily deceived. As long as the angle and timing are chosen correctly, "seeing is believing" will not be so reliable! Although he is a baby, his hands are already mature.
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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