Dog egg tenon is almost a powerful tool for humans to catch rape. So why is humans related to dog egg tenon? Please see the folk story circulating in this article: Luban Catch rape. People all know that dogs and dogs are inseparable during mating. Before the time comes, they are inseparable. This phenomenon is only the case when dogs are mating. Other animals are not like this. This is strange why dogs have this situation when mating?
Then we have to start with Lu Ban's "catching evildoers": Master Lu Ban not only has first-class woodworking skills, but also has no one to match Lu Ban's Taoist skills. There is still a saying among the people that if you want to learn magic, just look at " Lu Ban Shu ". You can imagine how powerful Lu Ban Shu is!
Back to the topic:
Lu Ban master is superb and handsome. He married a wife, Li, who is the daughter of a wealthy family. He is beautiful, slim, convex and convex skin, and white and tender and smooth. After marriage, Li often complains that Lu Ban spends less time with him.
Such a delicate wife, Lu Ban also loves all the housework at home, Lu Ban takes care of all the housework with his servants, so that his wife will not be touched by her fingers. In today's words, it is a pampered and rich woman with a white and beautiful woman!
On that day, his wife Li said affectionately to Lu Ban, Husband, you are busy from morning to night, and the boss has not finished working, and you are invited by my side again. I miss you every night, but you are so tired that you fall asleep. I..., me...,
Lu Ban saw his wife talking about this and then stopping, and he knew what was going on. Then today, I won’t go to Mr. Tang’s house to work. How about resting at home with you? Lu Ban gently embraced his wife into his arms, and saw that Li's affectionate face suddenly turned red. His two delicate hands wrapped around Lu Ban's chest to his back, and hugged Lu Ban's thick waist tightly. The passionate Lu Ban carried his wife into the bedroom...
Zhou Gong After the ceremony, Li wrapped his hands around Lu Ban's shoulders and said: Even if you rest today, it's only this day. It's impossible to rest every day. Husband, I want you to accompany me every day. In my opinion, it won't work. You can recruit an apprentice, and then pass on your skills to your apprentice and let your apprentice work. You can have time to accompany me. What do you think about it?
When Lu Ban heard this, he happily said it made sense!
Not long after that, Lu Ban found a young man named Zhao Qiao. He was eloquent, eloquent, handsome, lively and cute. The extremely smart Zhao Qiao made Lu Ban fall in love with him at first sight. Lu Ban decided to recruit Zhao Qiao as his closed disciple, and so Zhao Qiao learned carpentry under Lu Ban.
Because Zhao Qiao is extremely smart, she learns very quickly. On that day, Lu Ban said to Zhao Qiao, "Advisor, you will have dinner at my house today at noon. I will take you to meet your master's wife. Zhao Qiao happily replied: OK, Zhao Qiao often works with her master's wife, behind her back, she has heard from her master's wife, her figure is round and her skin is delicate. She has long wanted to see this beautiful master's wife, but she doesn't dare to say it out loud. Today, when the master said this, Zhao Qiao was secretly happy.
At noon, Lu Ban and Zhao Qiao walked home together, talking while walking. The master and apprentice arrived home in a short while. At that time, Li was still taking a nap. Li had a habit of taking a nap every day at noon. This was her health habit. Lu Ban asked Zhao Qiao to sit down and said to the servant, "Go and call her wife, and I'm back."
In a short while, a beautiful woman came out of the bedroom, wearing silk pajamas , taking light luxury steps, her body appeared more delicate in the silk. At this time, Zhao Qiao was sitting in front of the bedroom door. Seeing the woman, she couldn't help swallowing her saliva, and when Li took her to sleep with her, she was sitting with her. When Yi came to Lu Ban, he saw another person. The shy Li said with a coquettish look: Husband is coming home to bring guests, why don’t you say anything? Look how embarrassed I am in pajamas. After I went to change my clothes, I looked up at the visitor. Zhao Qiao also looked at Li. As his eyes met, Li couldn’t help but feel impetuous in his heart. He felt that his blood was speeding up, and then turned around to change his clothes.
Since then, Zhao Qiao has worked hard to learn, and sometimes he has to go home to get things. Zhao Qiao also took the initiative to take it and said to Lu Ban, "I run fast when I am young, so you can rest." Over time, Zhao Qiao has more opportunities to get close to the beautiful master's wife in her heart."
Not long after, Zhao Qiao used her intelligence and won the favor of Li's family.
But Lu Ban is not an ordinary person. Zhao Qiao's actions also made Lu Ban see something wrong.
Especially whenever I go out to work, I always take less axes, either I forget to bring in the ink bucket box, or I take less or less this or that. When Lu Ban thought of this, Zhao Qiao always took the excuse to go back to my house to get things, there must be hidden information.
One day Lu Ban was going out, so he told Li, "I prepared a bowl of rice and put it in the kitchen. At noon, my apprentice Zhao Qiao came back for dinner. If you ask the servants to heat the bowl of rice to Zhao Qiao, then he went to the kitchen to sing the bowl of rice and gestured a few times with his hands. (i.e., to do rituals). After finishing these, Lu Ban went to Tang Manwai's house to work.
Seeing that noon was coming, Lu Ban said to Zhao Qiao, "Advisor, you will go back to my house for dinner alone today. I will discuss the wood with Mr. Tang at noon.
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(Zhao Qiao didn't know that this bowl of rice was specially set up for him by Lu Ban. If Zhao Qiao had this bowl of rice and then intimate with Li, it would not be separated for about half an hour. Lu Ban used the spell of dog egg mortise to catch Zhao Qiao in this bowl of rice. If Zhao Qiao ate Lu Ban's idea, Lu Ban would catch the beast in the bed.)
When Zhao Qiao came to the master's wife's bedroom, Li asked, "Have you eaten?" Zhao Qiao hugged Li and I ate it. I couldn't spare the fire and the two of them were in trouble.
After finishing the matter, Zhao Qiao said goodbye to his master's wife and went to work at Mr. Tang's house. When he met Lu Ban and walked home halfway, Zhao Qiao called out to Master, you are back, and Lu Ban saw that Zhao Qiao was coming back so quickly, and thought to herself that it must be fine between them.
thought that if Zhao Qiao had eaten that bowl of rice, she would not have come back so soon. Lu Ban didn't know that Zhao Qiao had already poured the rice for the dog. From then on, during the mating process, the reproductive organs of the bitch and the male dog were formed inside the reproductive organs of the bitch and the male dog. A tenon would not be separated until the time came. Therefore, there is a folk saying that dog egg tenon is circulating.
It is worth mentioning: Unfortunately, Zhao Qiao was not deceived. If Zhao Qiao had eaten that bowl of rice, who would dare to go to prostitution now, and who would dare to have a fuss? This story comes from folk narratives, the source is unknown, and the authenticity cannot be verified. Please look at it in folk vernacular and must not be discussed with official history. (The story circulated among folks may be fiction, please do not take it seriously)
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