When I was about to go to work, my wife suddenly said something, thinking about it, what day is it today? The words were neither cold nor hot, nor sweet nor salty, just like the tablecloth spread on the dining table where guests had just been entertained. I didn't answer and pushed the cart out of the house.
When I opened the newspaper and browsed the news, I suddenly felt that there was something in my wife's words. Why did she say that? In the past, we went to our own classes and never said hello. My father-in-law’s birthday is on the fifth day of March, and my mother-in-law’s birthday is on May 12th. When it comes to their birthdays, my wife started talking about and preparing for them three days ago. My father's birthday is April 16th, and my mother's birthday is August 19th. Although my wife sometimes forgets, I remember it very clearly. My wife, my son, and I all have birthdays in December. It’s strange, it’s only October, what day could it be?
I’m a very reasonable person, and since my wife has brought it up, maybe there’s something else to say. I called my wife’s mobile phone and asked her what day it was today. As soon as my wife heard it was my voice, she hung up the phone with a bang.
I shook my head, thinking that this was not the same attitude as when her parents asked me for money to buy things on their birthday. I casually flipped through the daily knowledge desk calendar on my desk, trying to find some ways to cook fish on the back of the calendar . I glanced at the date of the day, and suddenly I felt a familiar feeling. Yes, this is our wedding anniversary!
I was stunned for a moment, and thought to myself, what happened to the wedding anniversary? We haven’t commemorated it for many years. After counting, it was already the fifteenth anniversary of my marriage to my wife. My wife is afraid of waste, so she said that we should also imitate the National Day on our wedding anniversary, and follow the principle of a small celebration every five years and a big celebration every ten years. Today is Xiaoqing’s day.
I hurriedly packed my things and checked that it was not too late, so I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. My wife loves chicken, but chicken cannot be bought. Now bird flu is making a big fuss. The news said that cases of bird flu have been found in two provinces, so let's buy fish. My son likes to eat the fish I cook the most.
When my wife opened the door and saw the sumptuous meal on the table, her eyes turned red, she threw her bag away, hugged me and said, "You are still so bad, I know you know it, you always bury yourself so deeply." I chuckled and said, "How can you forget, how can you forget."
My wife said, "Let's wait until our son comes back to start." I said, "That won't work. Our commemoration has nothing to do with him. Come, have a drink first.
The wife said: "Okay, let's get drunk today." "I said: "Okay, let's relive the wedding night after getting drunk. The wife said: "Screw you, we are an old married couple, and we haven't gotten into shape yet." "
I said: "I really miss the feeling when we got married. We were so in love and respectful to each other at that time. "My wife said, "Yes, if you come back later, I won't be able to sleep. I'll have random thoughts and wish I could worry about you every day. "
I said: "I remember one winter, when the door was closed due to heavy snow, you said you wanted to eat sugar cane. I braved the wind and snow and ran all over the streets and finally bought it for you. "My wife said:" When you came back, your feet were numb from the cold. I held you in my arms to warm you, and we both cried.
The wife said: "But you came home later and later." "
I said: "I am laid off, am I? I am laid off and I am upset.
’s wife said: “I didn’t treat you lightly when you were laid off, but you always picked on me after drinking, as if I arranged for you to be laid off.” "
I said: "I was upset at that time.
’s wife said: “You are upset and I am still upset. I have only one salary to cover the house and outside the house. Do you know how I saved money? Your drinking license was beaten, and when you came back, you kicked the table and smashed the bench. The worst time was when you drank and had to ask me to wash your feet. Your child was just one month old and you couldn't let go. Think about it, are you still a human being?" I said, "I did drink two more drinks that day. My friends all boasted about how good their wives were. I was fooled by them.
The wife said: "Thank you for being able to say it out loud. A grown man has no sense at all." "
I said: "How can I make the business so big now if I am not smart?"
My wife said: "If I didn't support you, your business would be like a monkey tendon."
I said: "You are such a ungrateful bitch. I can still grow my business without you.
My wife said: "You are the only big bastard in the world. You make two stinky money, so you don't know how much Prince Ma has eyes for you. You stay up all night after drinking. You are an idiot!"
I said: "You are boring!"
My wife said: "You are shameless! You bastard!"
My son opened the door after school and saw us arguing with red faces and said, "Dad, Mom, what's wrong with you?" My wife and I smiled awkwardly, and I put my arm around my wife’s shoulders and said, “Your mother and I are guessing, playing a game of sticks and tigers.
The wife said: "My tiger eats your chicken, and you drink it." "
I picked up the wine glass, tilted my neck, and drank.
Author: Xiangdong
