My classmate was thrifting. When he was walking on the street, he suddenly took off his goblins, opened his catfish's big mouth, exposed his bottom, and connected his heels, singing untuned songs.

2025/07/1106:24:37 story 1723

My classmate was thrifting. When he was walking on the street, he suddenly took off his goblins, opened his catfish's big mouth, exposed his bottom, and connected his heels, singing untuned songs. - DayDayNews

I told Save, I have experience in this matter, lift my toes and land my heels, and half of the possible performance to go home. But in this way, I cannot guarantee lightness and elegance.

My classmate was saving. When he was walking on the street, he suddenly took off his goblins, opened his big mouth with his catfish , his front piece exposed, his back heels were connected, and he sang an untuned song. It attracted a group of passers-by to look at each other, and many girls covered their mouths and smiled. An aunt ran out of the hotel with a cigarette, grabbed the red plastic bag and stuffed it into the hand of Zhuoyue in a hurry and said, "Baby, put it on!" She bent down and tied it for him, and looked at him after walking away.

I said to Zhenyue, you must look like her grandson.

walks back to its original state. The red plastic bag makes the face flushed as flowers. At first glance, I thought it was a beautiful girl.

I and Jieyou and I went to the same technical school in the same village and in the same year. My score is less than the undergraduate line, he scored 567 points, and he scored 1 point more than 211 points. His father said that his grandfather could go to , Tsinghua , but he didn't charge tuition fees and still had living expenses, so he went to normal school. It means that you can go to a technical school, graduate one year earlier, and get one more salary than others. Don’t say that, this is not without reason. We rural people are really afraid of life.

Since entering the school, I have saved money from ordering restaurants in the school and stayed at the student cafeteria every day, two big buns , and free egg flower soup scooped from a large steel bucket. The broken buns fell on the table, and finally rushed to the bowl with his palms slanted. He told me that what he was holding was not a meat palm, but a sorghum broom. He cooked the steamed buns on the table with crushed wheat, which was so fragrant!

There are many stories about saving, and I can’t finish it in a day or two. Talking about the present moment. The most important thing to save is to buy shoes as soon as possible.

There is a shoe store in front of you. The door was open all over, and there were broken shoe boxes everywhere, not only overlapping black footprints, but also phlegm marks. The floor of the lobby is filled with all kinds of shoes. A big banner was drawn between the two pillars: the company went bankrupt! Big price cut! It's the last day!

looked around for a while, then stepped out, raised his feet, and said with admiration that this pair of shoes was bought by this family. He was a girl who received him at the beginning, but he didn't issue an invoice and gave him a note that said: "Transfer the old to the new in two years."

He attached my ear and said: I went for two big dimples.

I asked, didn’t you buy two pairs?

finds a second one. The second company is also selling. A couplet on the door: Except for people, all major treatments will be done. Banner: Last day. I also sell shoes, all of them are shiny leather shoes, and the price is 15 yuan at a time. I carried a pair, weighed it, and slashed the upper part of my shoe, which was made of horse manure paper shells.

didn't go far, and I heard a loud speaker shouting: The boss is taking drugs and is desperate, carrot leaves , cabbage gang, not fake money, all of them are taken away! Selling porcelain. The door glass and the wall are covered with small advertisements for "last day".

I fell in love with a small teapot with a long mouth and my mouth was raised to the sky. A pot-making master Wuhong certificate is inserted at the mouth of the pot. Just as I was about to ask for the price, my classmates carried me out.

Save toss the plastic bag and walk staggeringly. The plastic bag was broken by stones, so it was too fast or too slow, so it could only be dragged away.

Suddenly, I saw a group of people quarreling with excitement. When I heard it, I heard it sloppyly and nine out of ten were the prelude to the battle.

The people here are different from those in the north. Northerners fight as soon as they say they want, and there is no nonsense before the fight. People here, they just started to fight if they don’t know how to fight. They just talked and made a noise, and they didn’t dare to use a single finger straight.

Result, northerners say that we can only curse and quarrel, and have low quality. There has been a debate on this matter online until today.

It turned out that a shop selling wreaths was watched. Three tall men, with a stingy face, kept asking the shop owner to move. The shop owner looked helpless and pointed at the door lintel, "Look, am I not acting?" There are black and white words on the door lintel: Price reduction is a major solution! The last day! The man's belly was about to break through his shirt, waving his furry arms, and said angrily, "As soon as possible!" The last day is the last day! Looking at the two accomplices, remember to bring three guys to come tomorrow!

The excitement in front of me was dispersed as soon as it was said.

all faced with repentance.I comforted me and said, don’t be discouraged! I promise that everything will be the same tomorrow, so that you can enjoy it! I don’t think everyone responds. If you don’t believe it, why are we going to bet? Sacrifice happily said, OK, the wreath shop will be relocated on time tomorrow. If you don’t believe me, please invite us all to eat shrimp pot! The other guys were timid and only agreed and did not express their opinions. I guess I have never seen a shrimp pot before, so I learned it from anyone.

The next day, we walked from beginning to end on this street again. The seven large-scale shops, the "Last Day" banners were reinforced, and they remained motionless in the wind, only the wreath shop disappeared without a trace.

I paid out of my own pocket to treat everyone to the shrimp pot, and it took me a month of food and silver. Alas, these guys, who were like wolves and tigers, all said they were salty. Each of them asked for a large ball of ice cream, grinning, and saying they had toothache! I found that I didn’t eat very hard in saving food, like a gentleman who would eat a shrimp for a long time. I asked him, what? Not delicious? He wiped his mouth and let them eat it! Let them eat! On the way to

, Jiewu told me quietly: Brother! You're a slut! At that time, you went in and put your ears in close contact. I asked someone to find out where the place was demolished. The developer hired a team to expel the demolition households with great power. The wreath shop is the last one. Who should you say he should be unlucky? I didn't expect you to come with me! The smile is as bright as a flower.

Not only do I want to scold this kid, but I also have the heart to beat him up.

At this time, a classmate asked ignorantly: I don’t understand a question. How to deal with so many wreaths on the last day?

I said: What? Do you want to?

Save quickly, saying, it’s not a joke, I just want it, my uncle is hospitalized in the city with lung cancer, and it’s almost impossible. I don’t know if the bus is allowed to get on it? As he said that, his eyes turned red.

Everyone said, what's the difficulty? No matter how far away we will help you carry it!

Look at the saved shoes again, there is only empty top but no bottom. (Author Hu Jinzhou)

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