97. Greedy and almost killed their lives. The matter is about to come to an end. The demon soul is
Yesterday we talked about the second martyr when we heard that there was something delicious, then we immediately followed Wang Yunsheng and left happily. Where are we going? What to eat? This doesn’t matter. Wang Yunsheng said that there is something delicious, so he must be wrong. Think about it, who is Wang Yunsheng? That is Fengtiancheng , the one who lifts money backwards, dares to spend money, is willing to spend money, and doesn't care about spending money. He said that if there is something delicious, can it be worse? Just follow it!
The two of them were talking and laughing along the way, leaving the street of Yingkou , and walked four or five miles outside. They saw that there was no one around. Ermiaotai was not anxious at this time. "How far is brother? When can I get there? It's really not easy to eat something good. For this stutter, we are out of the street. Can there be delicious food in the wilderness in front of them?"
"Hi! Brother, you're done listening to the old brother. Don't worry, you can't make any mistakes. What did the scholars say? Yes! It's absolutely worth it. Let's go quickly!" Wang Yunsheng dragged Ermiaotai's arm and walked forward.
As the saying goes, "Since you come, you will be at ease!" Ermtai has come so far for a bite. So, don't say anything, just follow it, can you finish it? Can you kowtow and fool your brothers for a bite?
As the two of them walked, a big mansion appeared in front of them. I saw that this big mansion was extraordinary, with pine and cypress planted around them. I looked from a distance, haha! Just like the royal palace, grand! Thieves' temperament!
"Brother, are you looking at it? This is the house of the imperial chef in the palace. Is it awesome? Is this house not simple. It is the emperor in the capital, given by the imperial concubine. Do you know what it means to give? It is to make the emperor feel comfortable serving the emperor. People open their mouths and the royal family pays you for money. Think about it, can you still be reluctant to spend money? This house is piled up with silver! The money is spent!" Wang Yunsheng pointed to the big house in front of him and said to Ermati.
"Yeah! It's so good, but it's just that I don't have a village or a shop behind me. Why do I feel a little furry living?" Ermtai asked Wang Yunsheng with his head scratching his head.
"Hey! You just love to think about these useless things, and you are not asking you to live here. Why do you care about this? The imperial chef who serves the emperor, people go back to their hometown to support their elderly care! This is called tranquility, do you understand? Anyway, people with status are all thieves, forget it, we are here to eat, no matter their bad things, go! Let's go in!" Wang Yunsheng grabbed Ermiaotai's arm and walked into the mansion with the red lacquer gate.
Ermtai followed Wang Yunsheng into the mansion. In a short while, he saw that Wang Yunsheng had not come out. Ermtai walked out of the door of the mansion with his chest and belly shaking his head. Ermtai looked down and looked at his whole body, put on his coat, and quickly followed the avenue when he came just now to Yingkou Street.
You may ask when you see this, what's going on? Have you eaten the delicious bear paw? Why did Ermiao come out alone? What about Wang Yunsheng, a prodigal son?
Don’t worry, everyone, have we said it before? "You can only hear it clearly. If you eat one bite after another, will you feel comfortable when you eat it?" What's going on? Let's tie a button here first. If you can guess, you can guess first. If you don't want to guess, it doesn't matter. Listen to me slowly and you will naturally understand what's going on. Let's leave the matter with
first. Following the story, we have to continue talking about Ermiaoti. Ermiaoti returned to the streets of Yingkou and went back to the tavern where he drank with Mr. Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi.
This skill made Suo Erye and Yun Zhongzi very excited to drink. The matter of going to the Dragon King Temple during the day had long been thrown out of the sky. There is a saying, "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, don't worry about it tomorrow or worry about it tomorrow!" The common saying is, "The King of Hell beats the little ghost, it will be comfortable for a while!"
Ermiao left for so long, both of them were puzzled. What's the matter? Without even saying hello, he would disappear after leaving the door?
But Ermiaoti didn't come back, and the two of them couldn't leave. They came to Yingkou Street together. No matter what they said, they had to wait for Ermiaoti to return to Rongji Inn in Laobian. What's the matter with him leaving him alone here!
Isn't that right? Since Ermengtai has not come back, the two of them can only drink while waiting for Ermengtai to come back.
As Ermiaoti picked up the curtain, he entered the house with a smile. Master Suo Er asked Ermiaoti with drunken eyes, "What are you doing? Where are you going when you go out, don't tell me, what if you get lost? What can you do if you get lost? What can you do if you can do this in Yingkou? Really, let me tell you, next time, I won't be able to do this! Doesn't it sound?" Master Suo Ermiao said to Ermiaoti with dissatisfaction.
"Yes! Ermiaoti, you kid, uh! You kid will say hello next time you go out. It's not peaceful these days. What can you do if you encounter something by yourself!" Yun Zhongzi burped and said to Ermiaoti.
"It's okay, it's okay! I just saw a person along the window. Guess who the back looks like? It's exactly the same as Zhang Laosan in Fengtian City. At that time, I wondered what happened that he didn't die when he got this old wolf spirit. I was so curious that I had no time to tell you brothers and ran out. When I followed Zhang Laosan to the intersection of the street, what would you do?" Ermtai asked Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi.
"What's wrong?" Yun Zhongzi also asked Xiang Erti with a confused look.
"Why are you still keeping me? Tell me quickly, have farts, uh! Let me go if I have farts!" Seeing this, Master Suo Erdun drank a lot after so much time.
"At this time, I saw Zhang Laosan turn around, hey! You said it was a man who was dragging his son to sell his skin with his shoulders. This man was also good at making fun of the child, afraid of freezing the child. Isn't that right? The child hid on his shoulders and put a black goat's skin on the child, haha! Tell me, from a distance, he looked like Zhang Laosan walking in the crowd, you two didn't look at it. I guess if you two saw it, you would definitely have to give him a shuttle dart! Hahaha!" Ermtai said and gestured, depicting Su Erye and Yun Zhongzi vividly.
"You kid is really good at talking. When you see the freshness, you can't move! Remember to be curious and kill the cat. Your personality that loves to see freshness is a problem. You have to change it! Otherwise, you kid will definitely suffer a great loss in the future! Brother, are you just so reasonable?" After Master Suo said Ermiao, he asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi again.
"Old guy is right! Come on, I am very interested today. Ermiaodai is also a destined person. Why don't you show you how it looks like? See when and when will you be able to cultivate the right path? What, what, what!" Yun Zhongzi said to Ermiaodai in drunkenness.
"Okay! OK! I didn't expect that you have this trick with old brother? Hurry up and see what the second gang can achieve by yourself before, so that the old lady of the Bai family can worry about it!" Mr. Suo was so happy, and before Erbati agreed, he agreed.
"I, I don't need to look at it! I, I don't believe this thing! My life is in my place, but I'm not God! With you two, you can be intimate, how bad can my life be? Do you think so?" Ermiao Tai praised Yun Zhongzi and Master Su Er.
"Hey! People's lives are all fixed. You two swords, the earth immortal , can cultivate into a human body and be similar to humans. All things are born with mutual generation and restraint. Don't you want to overcome the tribulation? Don't you want to achieve success? Come on!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he turned around and sat upright at Er Mitai. He pulled Er Mitai's arm and looked carefully at Er Mitai's little face.
"Yeah! I'll touch your bones again!" After Yun Zhongzi saw Erbati's appearance, he carefully fumbled Erbati's arms and that small little head.
"Old man, I say something that is unpleasant, don't you not be unwilling to listen?" Yun Zhongzi said to Ermati.
"What do you want to listen or not? Just say it directly, we are not outsiders, brother, say it, say it! It's all your brothers who are afraid of it!" Before Ertanti could open his mouth, Suo said to Yun Zhongzi first.
"You said, it's okay!" Ermian said to Yun Zhongzi with a smile on his face.
"I see that you are surprised. It should be the material for an accomplished earth immortal, but if you have a disaster in your life, it is probably a disaster!" Yun Zhongzi said to Ermati.
"When did it happen?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"Yeah! Don't worry, I'll do it carefully!" As Yun Zhongzi said that, he twisted his beard with one hand and started to calculate with the other.
"It was the past few days, I met an acquaintance and suffered a sudden disaster!" Yun Zhongzi preached to Ermiantai and Su Erye.
"Hahaha! Old brother, you're a scam! We and Ermadai are not acquaintances? What kind of trouble does he have? You don't care about the things you encounter, or can I ignore them? Hahaha!" Master Suo Er laughed at Yun Zhongzi.
"This, this is indeed the case! It's hard to say about the bones. Okay, you guy, you will report me the birth date. I'm deducing it for you to see where this disaster comes from!" Yun Zhongzi said to Er Dao.
"Birthday and Eight Characters? Where did I go to know my birth date and Eight Characters! I didn't know anything when I was born. Wait and wait for the opportunity to go back to Fengtian . I asked my grandma! There is no hurry to do this. Besides, life and death have a fate, I don't care about this thing at all! What I mean is not that you are not sure about the old Taoist priest, but that I have already taken life and death light indifferently, and don't care about this thing, don't care! Let's drink and drink!" Ermiantai quickly poured the wine glasses of Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi and said.
"You kid are really becoming more and more sensible. It's rare! Let's go one more time after another!" As he said that, Master Suo raised his glass again, and the three of them drank the wine in the glass in one go.
This wine was not short. After all, the second time in Kung Fu, he asked Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi to go back and rest early. After all, it was not enough to drink like this. Look, the sky outside was already dark. Come on, let's go here.
Ermtai has also drunk a lot today, but I don’t know what happened today. This wine is like drinking it into someone else’s stomach, and the aisle is not mixed with garlic, and he knows more than Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye.
Ermtai helped Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi up, and took the initiative to help Master Suo Er carry the rag and "Give it to me, I can do it myself!" Master Suo Ermtai said to Ermtai.
"Hey, old brother, you have all the good things in it. I'd better take it for you. If this is really aisle, it's a waste of it! Oh, I'll help you carry it with you too!" Ermmata said that, without waiting for Yun Zhongzi to answer, he threw Yun Zhongzi's bag on his shoulder.
"You kid, why have you suddenly become so sensible? Uh! Did you call me an old Taoist this morning? Now you praise the Taoist Master! Forget it! Old friends often say that you should not treat each other with admiration for three days. The skill you have gone out for a while has changed so much, which makes me really a little unbelievable! OK, OK!" Yun Zhongzi did not refuse, and helped Master Suo stagger out of the tavern.
The three of them came to the street. Ermiao followed the two brothers and said to the two, "Two brothers, it's too late, why don't we go to the side of Liaohe ? First, let's take a break, and second, you can also take a look at the vast Liaohe . Isn't Qi beautiful and happy?"
"Oh! You guy is still pulling up, so let's go again?" Mr. Suo asked Xiang Yunzhongzi.
"It's good, it's good! When you go back, you just fall asleep. It's good to walk on the edge of the Liaohe River to relax. It's good! Let's go!" Yun Zhongzi and Suo Erye put their shoulders on their backs and ran to the Liaohe River again.
The Liaohe River in the past is really nothing good. At least compared to today, it is really incomparable. There are many artificial scenery buildings on the edge of the Liaohe River. Thinking back then, it was all pure natural, and it was okay to say it was desolate. It is not wrong to say that it was primitive beauty, but you must be clear about one thing, and no one is going to be beautiful by the Liaohe River. Why? Think about it, it’s hard to have a full meal, who has the leisure to enjoy the scenery!
Suo Erye and Yun Zhongzi, this skill is the alcohol in the body, so they are so uncomfortable that they want to go out for a walk. There are already few people on the streets. If you want to walk, you might as well walk along the embankment of the Daliao River. Following the embankment of the Liaohe River, it is two or three miles away. It’s Laobian Town. Although it’s a bit far away, you should say that you can also take the opportunity to relieve your wine!
Three people walked on the dam, looking at the waves rolling southward of the Daliao River, Suo Erye pulled out a cigarette pot from his waist, put a bag of Guandong leaves himself, and asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi, "Old brother, do you know where the water of the Daliao River will eventually flow?"
"Where can you go? The Daliao River leads to Bohai Bay , and it flows directly into Bohai ? Who doesn't know this! Why are you asking about the child's words?" Yun Zhongzi said to Suo Erye with his beard twisted.
"Where do you think the water in the Bohai Bay will flow?" Mr. Suo asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi again.
"Where do you know how to go? continent . The ocean is so big, who can know where to go? You actually asked some useless things!" Yun Zhongzi said.
"Hey! Our court is like this Great Liao River, just flowing forward. I don't know what is ahead? Why can't we stop these foreign devils? Tell me how far is the Russian Russians are from our Gada? Now they dare to come to our Gada's scourge, where can we reason with this! Alas!" Master Suo sighed and said.
"Old brother, brother, let me say something boldly! I think, the court of the Qing of the Qing Dynasty is an old lady who can't catch up with the Chinese New Year! You are not as capable as you plan to do it. You can't wait for this broken car to push it. You are always thinking about your affairs!" Ermtai said to Master Suo Er.
"What are you saying? Putting aside the fact that our Suo family has received the emperor's kindness, but just saying that we have grown up in Guandong since we were young, I can't tell you that calf. Even if I die, I have to die outside the pass. This is the territory left to us by our ancestors. I have to guard it. I have to guard it! No matter whether it is the Eastern devil or the Western Russian, who dares to harm every tree outside the pass, I will fight with them!" Master Suo raised his chest and said to Erma Tai with a bold and vigorous attitude.
"Men! Old man is a real man! I admire your little one. Well said that if there is one day, the old brother will do his best to follow you, even if he fights his life." Yun Zhongzi said to Master Suo Er.
"I don't mean anything about the Japanese, I mean it! If it were the same and some people also wanted to establish a dynasty in the land outside the pass, it would be impossible to establish a dynasty! Let's talk about the last time, when Bai and Bailian's mother in Fengtian City, I always felt that things were a bit rash. Didn't they make any messes? They just wanted to be the master of the Northeast. If you say that, we will cause disaster. Why do I always feel a little sorry for others? I have to say you, it's a bit rash!" Ermtai said to Master Suo with a smile.
"What a rash thing? That guy is not a man or a woman, but he is actually messing around with us. Isn't that a disaster for people? People are all fled from the barriers and fleeing them as cannon fodder. He can really do it. This is a matter of being immoral, not good! Then you have to deal with him!" Master Suo Er said to Erma Tai with dissatisfaction.
"Hey, by the way! Have you found that harming the soul these days?" Mr. Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi again.
"It's not easy to check! I haven't done anything to break the Western Temple these days! Let's talk about it! This bastard fooled me to tell him a passage of "Tao Te Ching". Although it can't be a big deal now, it can also be charming with the evil methods he learned during his lifetime. He should not be able to do anything big deal in a while!" Yun Zhongzi said.
The three of them walked slowly south along the levee of the Liaohe River. They saw a cliff in front of them, and there was a small path in the levee. As long as they went down the levee and walked eastward along the levee path, they would be Laobian Town.
I saw Ermiaotai suddenly pointed to the turbulent Liaohe River water below the cliff and said to Yunshengzi and Master Suo Er, "Two old brothers, look at what is below?"
98. Both old heroes fell into the water. They fought against the monkey demon for a lifetime. We can't always tie the buttons, they look like they are bored. It's boring. We will solve the topic at the beginning and tell you what this article is talking about. It saves you and explains it to the platform over and over again. It's really too troublesome.
, we still have to return to the book. Last time, the second book said that the second one was buried on the cliff of the Liaohe River and suddenly found that the water of the Liaohe River was different. The one who broke the horse , Zhang Fei called Suo Erye to come and take a look.
Kung Fu Su Erye and Yun Zhongzi just came up with alcohol. The aisle was heavy and light. Heng 2 people turned tunes and was about to walk down the path of sheep intestines. Suddenly, when Erye Tai heard the sound of the Tonger, he said to Erye Tai impatiently, "Go away now! You are so scattered, you don't have to walk on the road near you, what's the river? What's the best thing about it when you are in a dark and lantern? Why did I find that you are becoming more and more pretentious! Really!"
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No matter how he said that, he still stopped and walked to the edge of the cliff to look down. What was there below, "What's there? It's dark, isn't it river water below? What's there?"
"Old brother, look carefully! Isn't this there? Not there? Haven't you looked at it yet! Taoist priest! Taoist priest! You, please help me, come here and take a look. You can't see such a big thing. You really drink a lot tonight! Come, come!" Ermtai waved to Yun Zhongzi not far away and said.
"Is that so? What can I do? Maybe it's the fat-headed fish in the mouth of Liaohe River. That thing is willing to come out to eat in the dark sky! Come on, let me take a look!" Yun Zhongzi walked up and lay down on Master Suo's shoulder, leaned over and looked down at the cliff.
"I didn't see it either! Where is it? Where is it?" Yun Zhongzi said, pulling Suo Erye's shoulder and asking Xiang Erti.
"Where is that? You two can't see it! Look! Look!" As he said that, Ermian tied behind Yun Zhongzi and stretched out his arms and pointed at the bottom of the cliff.
"Hey, hey! Don't squeeze! Erm, you boy, me, hey!..." Before Master Suo Er finished speaking, he followed the two brothers Yun Zhongzi and fell down.
There are turbulent waters of the Liao River below. Think about it, how fast the water flowing at the mouth of the Great Liao River is and how deep the water is! As soon as Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi fell into the water, they saw a swirling water nest rolling the two of them and left. "Er Maidai, do it, hurry up and try to recruit us, and get it done!"
Before Master Suo Er had finished speaking, the water nest had already rolled Master Suo Er to a distance of several meters away. Er Maidai looked at Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi who were swept away by the water nest and snorted coldly, "Hmph! You old guy, one made me lose my body, and the other couldn't bear to preach to me. You deserve to go to the river to feed the turtle! Grandma's leg, can you live? It's up to heaven to fate! Those who dare to ruin my affairs must die!" Er Maidai took advantage of the night and disappeared along the dam of the Liaohe River!
Seeing this, many friends should have guessed the one we tied to last time, right? It doesn’t matter if you don’t guess. We have to unbutton the buckle, otherwise it will become an unsolved mystery if the buckle is not unbuttoned? Our story is not a story, it has become "Exploring the Truth". What's going on with
? When drinking in the tavern, Ermtai really saw a person who looked exactly the same as Wang Yunsheng. Because of this, Ermtai wanted to go out and call Wang Yunsheng over. Everyone had a meal and drank together and was very lively. He himself wanted to ask why Wang Yunsheng was led by Wei Xiaosheng in Fengtian City and ran to Yingkou?
is not for anything else. If you guess correctly, my kowtower brother will definitely say that he wants to be himself in front of Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi. Maybe Wang Yunsheng's flattery that doesn't cost money will come to you. What's this called? This is the face of walking in the world. In the future, let's not talk about Master Suo Er, but Yun Zhongzi can't look at me at myself? ,
This old man is still willing to walk around. In the future, when Yun Zhongzi brags outside, can he also say to people, "I know a earth immortal named Ermiaotai, who has his character and courage! That's really nothing to say, there are friends everywhere you go, just say they are in Yingkou..."
What is this? Isn't this just a gild on your face? The old saying goes well, "The name of a person is the shadow of a tree!" It is prestige everywhere. Of course, it is not called prestige today. It seems that those experts call this thing "influence". No matter what, Ermiaoti is thinking well, so how can he not pursue his brother? That's right! Without even calling, he ran to the street to chase Wang Yunsheng.
When he arrived on the street, Wang Yunsheng didn't look for it. Ermtai felt a little discouraged, so he thought about going back to the tavern and chatting with Master Suo Er. Maybe Master Suo Er might want to meet this young boss of the Wang family!
Just as Ermtai turned around, Wang Yunsheng came out again. He patted his shoulder and asked Ermtai to go with him to eat the plate.
Everyone, think about it, Mr. Suo Eryan found a tavern on the side of the road to drink. Naturally, this level is not on the same level as Lu Weiju in Fengtian City. Erba Tai, who is usually greedy, has the habit of picking about food and drink. It goes without saying that he is dissatisfied with the tavern.
Wang Yunsheng fooled Ermiao Ti. This Gada had a palace chef, who could make bear paws and make mountain delicacies, and was still the one who served the emperor before. So, could Ermiao Ti miss this good opportunity? He immediately followed Wang Yunsheng.
Many friends may say this when they see this, we all read this wheel yesterday, so let’s talk about who Wang Yunsheng is, right? Take it to the end!
Then I will tell you directly, this is not true for Wang Yunsheng. Think about it, what is Wang Yunsheng? That's because he's tired even when he's lying down. Can he come to Yingkou after being exhausted? Isn’t this young owner’s big dealers in Fengtian City, such as Mahua Lane, Juyuanhao, Xuandelou, and Lanxiangchizi, not enough? No need! There is really no need to come to Yingkou for fun.
But this obsessed Ermiao Tai couldn't imagine this.
Who has this Wang Yunsheng become? It’s not someone else, our old friend, Liu Decai, the Virgin of White Lotus. Friends who have read the previous documents should be familiar with that Erlian, right? They are all the same person. The male and female are hard to tell, and always think about relying on fooling others to become the lord outside the pass.
Liu Decai was cut off his head. His wandering soul was afraid of being detained by the ghost messenger. He went west and ran to Baiheguan. He pestered Yun Zhongzi and told him a paragraph of "Tao Te Ching". He wanted Yun Zhongzi to give him a paragraph of "Yin Fu Jing" again, but Yun Zhongzi discovered his trick. Isn't that right? Yun Zhongzi chased him all the way and ran up to the ground of Yingkou along the river gang of the Daliao River.
I guess you are going to ask again, why don’t you run to Yingkou?
is not that he stops running, but that he can’t run anymore. Think about it, the Bohai Bay is south of Yingkou. How can he run? He can’t cross the sea with the Tao Te Ching!
This soul is nothing but action! If you want to cross the mountains and seas, you have to rely on your physical body. Otherwise, no matter how capable you are in your lifetime, it will be useless. To put it unpleasantly, even cats and dogs can bully you!
Liu Decai was eager to find a physical body, and then he continued to have his own dream of spring and autumn after he resurrected himself. However, this physical body was not so easy to find. The best physical body was a monk and enlightened person. The few who were almost the earth immortals who practiced into mountain spirits and wild monsters. The more ordinary people were ordinary poor people.
Liu Decai has been working hard since he came to Yingkou these days. With this book "Tao Te Ching", he can only see the sunshine in the afternoon, and he really can't hold on for a while.
So, as soon as I was late afternoon, I turned into Wang Yunsheng and wandered around the street. Are you asking why I turned into Wang Yunsheng?
Hi! It’s not because Wang Yunsheng is so handsome, but because Wang Yunsheng is born to look like a landlord and rice seedling. He doesn’t look very noble, but at least he doesn’t seem to be a person with a shortage of money. Such a person is easy to talk to and better do things!
When you see a good person, you will go up and say a few words, then fool the person into a place where no one is, and then take up the other person's body. How many days can you be happy?
But this ordinary person's body cannot withstand the toss and troubles. After the upper body, there will be sequelae in half a day. The arms, legs or consciousness are not controlled, and it is also very troublesome to make people see through it. Isn't that right? Liu Decai turned into Wang Yunsheng this time and was strolling around the streets to find prey, so that Ermiaotai could see it.
2 未分类 Don’t look at his poor ability, but at least he has been practicing this skin for more than 200 years. Isn’t this the best goal that Liu Decai has sought?
It was not the first time Ermtai and Liu Decai had a deal with each other. When Liu Decai fought in Cuixianglou, he had seen Ermtai. He didn't expect to meet him on the street today, but Liu Decai was so happy that he immediately went up to meet Ermtai and greeted him.
Ermengtai did not know what happened here. He thought the other party was really Wang Yunsheng, so he believed whatever he said. When Ermengtai heard that there was something delicious, he became greedy and followed Wang Yunsheng to eat a big plate.
Last time we said that the two of them entered a big mansion, and after entering, they didn't say anything. Then they said that after a while, Ermtai came out of the gate. You are wondering, what happened after entering the house? What can
do? Liu Decai led Er Mie Tai into the big mansion, and saw that the big mansion was extremely shabby and there was nothing inside. There was nothing in it. Er Mie Tai felt something was wrong when he saw it, and immediately asked Liu Decai, who turned into Wang Yunsheng.
"Old man, this is not right! There is no house, where is the master frying, stir-frying, and fried?" Look at this piece of waste ingredients, , it's really mud that can't be supported on the wall. When is it, and I still want to eat it!
Liu Decai calmly said to Ermiaotai in front of the direction, "Brother, where are you looking? Isn't that sitting?"
Ermiaotai followed Liu Decai's direction. While looking around, Liu Decai raised his right hand behind Ermiaotai and smashed it hard at Ermiaotai's Tianling Gai.
The ancients said that this heavenly spirit gaze is the soul of a human. As long as you aim at it, the human soul will go back to the heavenly spirit gaze and leave your body. Of course, mountain spirit wild beasts should first cultivate into human form. This human form must be the same as the human body structure. If the beasts practice it, they can become a real god!
Is Ermiao Tie capable of resisting Liu Decai's moment? His soul was immediately smashed out by Liu Decai. Liu Decai didn't talk nonsense, and immediately fell into Ermiao Tie's body.
Is this OK? Change the cannon by a bird gun! Ermtai is not very good-looking, but his skin is pure and natural, but it is much stronger than the body of ordinary people. If you don’t say anything else, just talk about this nose. It’s really very sensitive. Someone in Fengtian City farts and twitches his nose hard in Yingkou. He can smell what the farts people eat in the morning. Do you think the body of ordinary people can compare to Ermtai’s skin?
Liu Decai was a real person this time. He left the mansion and closed the door with his backhand. He pressed Yuan Daoer and returned to Yingkou Street. This time he came back not for anything else. This time he was looking for the two old men, Mr. Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi, who were both embarrassed.
2 未分类译说说, and the three of them insist on walking on the Liaohe embankment to relax! Mr. Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi came to drink a lot. Since Ermian insisted on walking by the river, let’s go! How could I think this happened!
We have explained the matter clearly. What we are going to talk about below is the two old men who fell into the river. Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi had just drunk wine. The whole body was so hot that they fell into the Great Liao River. Now they were fine, and their bodies were no longer hot. The little wine on top touched the cold Liao River water, and the wine woke up all of a sudden. But it was too late to wake up. How urgent is the Liao River water, especially this Gada is not far from the estuary, and the river water pours out and flows to the Bohai Bay like the Hukou Waterfall.
Master Suo Er didn't care about so much skill. He grabbed the sinking Yun Zhongzi and tried to get close to the river, but the water sliver was too big. He watched it come over several times. The water nest on the left and the water nest on the right swept the two of them again to the center of the river.
Master Suo Er was very anxious. It would be considered a terrible thing to rush into the Bohai Bay. The place was boundless and he was dragging a cloud neutron who couldn't water. If something happened, he would definitely not think about it. He was dead!
In this skill, a log floated from the river, and rushed towards Master Suo Er. Master Suo Er tried his best to drag Yun Zhongzi to avoid the impact of the front of the log, and put an arm on the log regardless of everything.
If you have a log, Yun Zhongzi can feel bad, otherwise it would be too uncomfortable to be pulled by Master Suo Erli in the water. Now you can just hug the log by yourself, at least you won’t drown.
The two of them held the logs and went downstream. The speed of the water flow on an open river surface finally dropped. Master Suo Erzhuo kicked his hands in the river, and finally pushed the logs to the edge of the river after spending a lot of effort.
In order to prevent floods, the local government has planted many large willow trees by the river. To this day, you can still see many willow seedlings on both sides of the mouth of the Liaohe River. This willow tree is resistant to floods and its root system is particularly developed. So, the logs floated for a section and were finally blocked by the root system that the willow tree seeped into the river.
Master Suo Erzhe helped Yun Zhongzi and climbed up from the bank of the Liao River in a mess. Hey, how are you saying it! In addition to the willow trees, there are also many mud ponds around, and there are many reeds growing on it. The way down the road is like a difficulty for Tang Monk to obtain the scriptures. The two of them were covered in dust and had to rush back to the Rongji Cart Shop from the rotten reed pond.
Isn't that right? As soon as I entered the door, I saw the young man sleeping on the counter. "Hey, brother! Xingxing'er, let's clean up the hot water!" Master Suo Er said to the young man with the smelly mud on his feet.
"This man, who are you? Why are you like this?" The guy asked Master Suo Er in disbelief.
"Oh my god! I can't even recognize me? It's me, me! Take a look!" Mr. Suo Er had also taken care of whether he was clean or imprisoned in this kung fu. He wiped his right hand hard on his face. Only then could the young man see that this was Mr. Suo Er.
"Come on, second master! Hurry up and wait, I'll give you hot water now!" The guy said and was about to run to the backyard.
"Hey! Don't worry! Is the boy in our room back?" Master Suo Er asked the young man Xiang Er to ti.
"No, no! Haven't you gone out together? Why did you fall into the river? Do you need to call someone to find us?" The guy asked Master Suo intimately.
"No, no, no, don't, hurry up and give us two brothers a little hot water! By the way, let's have two more bowls of hot ginger soup. My brother choked a lot of water, so let's take a little bite of water!" As he said that, Master Suo dragged Yun Zhongzi to his room.
The guy didn't dare to neglect his slightest man and quickly brought the hot water and hot ginger soup to Master Suo after a while. The two of them were very good at tidying up, and they washed out several large pots of mud soup.
"Hey! Old man, how did this Ermiao Ti do it? He was so stupid when he did anything. He just went up and it was just like this, and I couldn't hold it back at all! He just followed it down. Really!" Yun Zhongzi shook his head and picked up the ginger soup bowl.
"Yeah! That's not what! Why do I feel a little abnormal today? Tell me, this bastard is usually a little bit big or small with us, and I always call you an old Taoist! When I looked down, how did I listen to him calling you a Taoist priest? By the way, when I was drinking, I was polite today. I poured my two brothers one cup on the left and one cup on the right and one cup on the right! Although I had drunk a lot, this kid was not drunk! Did you notice?" Master Suo Er asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi.
"If you say that, it's really a bit abnormal. What's going on? Did you say..." Before Yun Zhongzi finished speaking, he heard a mess in the backyard.
"Second Master! No, no! Your three horses and horses..." The guy suddenly broke into Suo Erye's room.
"What's wrong? I'm panicked, what's wrong with me? Don't be anxious and say it slowly!" Master Suo Er said to the young man.
"Oh! Me, me! You can take a look." The guy grabbed Master Suo Er's arm and ran to the backyard.
Yun Zhongzi looked at it and got it! There must be no good thing, so let’s take a look!
I saw a bloody smell coming from the cattle shed in the backyard of Rongji Big Car Shop. Many customers stayed in the hotel surrounded the cattle shed and pointed at it inside, not knowing what they were saying.
Seeing that Master Suo Er was coming out, the shopkeeper of Rongji Cart Store quickly stepped forward and apologized to Master Suo Er. "Mr. Er, I'm so sorry! Look! We don't know what the animal was taken out. I want to go and give it to the animal to dessert and fodder, but as soon as I got here, I saw a black shadow following the wall of the courtyard and flipped it out! Look..." The shopkeeper was afraid of losing money, so he quickly explained to Master Suo Er.
Master Suo Er came to the livestock shed and took a look, okay! The two horses that Hun Jianglong sent were now lying on the ground, with their belly broken and their internal organs gone. Needless to say, Master Suo Er knew very well, who did it, and Master Suo Er felt like a mirror in his heart.
"Where did you run away?" Mr. Suo asked the shopkeeper.
"Just, just the courtyard wall on the east side, look, there are still blood on the wall! Second Master, I really didn't mean to not take care of it. Who knew that this could happen? You also know that we are all old acquaintances. Our family is doing business, and there is also something to say in Laobian Town. It's not that fucking human nature!..." Mr. Suo Er was too lazy to listen to the shopkeeper's talk to him, so he quickly followed the blood on the courtyard wall and chased him out.
"Hey! Hey! Second Master! I haven't finished talking yet!" The shopkeeper wanted to chase Mr. Suo to continue explaining, but he saw Mr. Suo turn over and leave the backyard of the Rongji Cart Shop.
As Master Suo left, the shopkeeper grabbed Yun Zhongzi's arm again. "Old Taoist Master, you are a monk, and Master Er, you are also my old customer. I will definitely pay for this money, and I will be free of food and accommodation. What do you think? By the way! There is also a little evil thing. Your donkey and that donkey are... that's the same!"
"Oh! Could it be that my donkey was also broken?" Yun Zhongzi asked the shopkeeper in surprise.
"That's not! But your donkey is gone, and it becomes this painting and a picture! Look!" As he said that, the shopkeeper handed the paper donkey cut out of paper in his hand to Yun Zhongzi.
This paper donkey cut with scissors is the same as those two horses. It has not been thrown into the water, but it can be seen that it has been scraped to pieces on the donkey's belly!
"Old Taoist Master, we both compensated for this donkey and the second master's horse! This is not only your animal, but many of the other customers' animals have been opened! It's not that we didn't manage it well, but that we really don't know what it was and when it came!" The shopkeeper pulled Yun Zhongzi and explained constantly.
"Hahaha! My donkey! You don't need to compensate Master Suo's horse. You have to chat with him alone. I am a paper donkey myself, it's not worth it! Hahaha!" Yun Zhongzi threw a piece of paper donkey on the ground.
"Master, are you serious? Donkey really don't need to compensate?" The shopkeeper asked Xiang Yun Zhongzi with his eyes as if he was disbelievingly.
"Look at this point, then you should always know what kind of thing is a disaster, right?" The shopkeeper's skill is not to listen to the novelty, but to be full of thoughts to get rid of what is happening in front of him.
The only ones who died in this cattle shed were Suo Erye’s two horses, but also the horses of other merchants? What is a horse? More than a hundred years ago, horses were vehicles. Whether you were rushing to the road or pulling a cart, you wouldn't be able to play without a horse. A horse at that time made the same sense as today's Mercedes-Benz. It would be nice for ordinary people to have only a donkey. Horses can only be afforded by big bosses. Just say that the shopkeeper is not in a hurry!
"Do you really want to know what kind of disaster is the big beast?" Yun Zhongzi asked the shopkeeper.
"That's of course, otherwise I'll explain to my customers!" Xiang Yun Zhongzi said in a dilemma of the shopkeeper.
"Are you afraid? Are you brave?" Yun Zhongzi asked.
"I'm afraid of losing money, I have nothing to be afraid of in this life!" The shopkeeper blinked his eyes and said, "I really don't know what the old Taoist priest was thinking. What kind of animal was paid off, can you just say it? What are you keeping in your business?
"Come on! Get closer and I'll tell you what kind of animal is that harms the enemy!" Yun Zhongzi waved to the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper leaned forward, and Yun Zhongzi lay in the shopkeeper's ear and said, "Ma Monkey!"
"What? Taoist priest, you are a monk, you can't fool me!" the shopkeeper said.
"Look, I said you don't believe it, it's really a monkey! If you don't believe it, wait for Master Suo to come back and ask him! By the way, let me tell you again, my donkey, you really don't need to compensate me!" Yun Zhongzi walked along the gate of Rongji Cart Shop.
You are asking, where did this cloud seed go? Why do you run away when you encounter something?
If you think so, you are a big mistake. Yun Zhongzi went out to help Master Suo Ershi, so how could he let Master Suo Ershi fight alone!
But Yun Zhongzi didn't have any expert guys on him. Now he and Mr. Suo Er, two brothers, have only a tobacco pipe and pot on his body. His face is just a whisk. His bag and Mr. Suo Er's bag were taken away by Er Bei Tie. When will Er Bei Tie come back in this skill? It's still a little bit to say!
Of course, Suo Erye and Yun Zhongzi also had some doubts about Erman Dai, but no one wanted to believe that he fell into the Daliao River and was plotted against Erman Dai.
It doesn't matter whether there is a handy tool in this kung fu. Master Suo Er had already hated the itchy teeth of this big horse monkey. When he saw the big horse monkey, he would definitely not let it go.
So Erye followed the blood on the wall, but he kept chasing out of Laobian Town. The big monkey is willing to eat dirty food, and he is not picky about any grave circles or rotten roads where he stays. Of course, if the temperature in Northeast China is a little higher, I believe this beast is more willing to go to the woods.
There is no people around Laobian Town. Think about it, Yingkou has been a lively place for more than 100 years. There is no people around Yingkou, so you can imagine other places, it must be even more desolate!
After leaving Laobian Town, I chased me about two miles away. I saw a large trench located across the front of Suo Erye. This trench is not uncommon in southern Liaoning. This thing was used to prevent floods in the past. For example, it rained heavily. How could the water be done in this village and town market? You can't let the people soak in water, this is one of the flood discharge measures a hundred years ago.
This big trench is for drainage. It is useful on rainy days. When it doesn’t rain, what do you actually say? It should also be useful. There are dead cats, dogs, dead children around you, and they are willing to throw them. It's okay to have water in summer, but they rushed into the Daliao River. This is a neat thing. If it catches the drought, then this smell is enough, so you can vomit all the food you ate two years ago. I don't need to explain this in detail, right? This shows that this place is extremely unclean!
This kung fu is not yet summer. At most, early spring is included. The temperature in Yingkou is much higher than that in Fengtian. You don’t need to smell this kung fu carefully. The smell is not small. Master Suo Er stood still and said to himself, "It seems that this beast must be hiding here. I have to be more careful. Never obey its Tao!"
Master Suo Er leaned down and looked around carefully. He saw a black thing in the distance shaking his head and biting something like a calf. Master Suo Er walked over quietly, and a fishy smell of blood came over. Come on, I didn’t run away. This must be the big horse monkey, otherwise who would eat in such a disgusting place!
Master Suo Er pulled out the cigarette puddle pot on his waist and held it in his hand. Now the trick is gone. It seems that he has to rely on this cigarette puddle pot!
Suo Erye approached Heiyinger, suddenly jumped from the ground, raised his cigarette puddle, and smashed him to Heiyinger with force.
A beasts are animals after all. This big horse monkey has suffered a lot since he escaped from the tunnel of the foreign devil last time. Think about it, it used to be foreign devils to provide food and drink, but now it is OK? It has become a free-range breeding. I can only occasionally dig a hole in a remote village. I have to say that the fresh things I have not eaten at all these days.
You should say that you can eat people. This person is really too weird. He doesn’t go out at night and loves to gather in broad daylight. The risk of starting is too great. After a few days and a few meals, this big horse monkey really can’t stand it anymore. He took advantage of the darkness and touched Laobian Town. No matter what, he is always nice to himself. This is right!
, but I chose the wrong place and ran to Rongji Inn by chance. I harmed several horses. The big horse monkey felt that it was okay, but I didn't expect that my old rival came to me.
The big horse monkey heard the sound of the wind on his head and thought to avoid it quickly. The monkey was eating like a human, and his lower limbs were squatting. If you don’t know what this posture looked like, just think about how you squat in the dry toilet. However, the person squatting in the dry toilet was busy at the bottom, while the big horse monkey squatting in the water was busy at the top, which was just the opposite.
The monkey just wanted to dodge. The monkey was flexible in movements, and her head tilted. As expected, Tian Ling Gaier avoided the shoulders and heads. The squatting thighs were slow to pull away. Master Suo was strong and the cigarette pot hit the big horse monkey's thigh.
The big horse monkey screamed in pain. When he saw that it was his mortal enemy who chased him, he wanted to fight with Master Suo Er, but this mortal enemy was really not moral. Before he was ready, he started to attack. This was a bit too unreasonable!
The big horse monkey threw down the animal in his hand and rushed to the trench. As long as he got out of this big ditch, the guy who looked similar to him would not want to catch him.
Thinking of this, the big horse monkey jumped over the ground with three limbs and rushed towards the top of the ditch.
You are asking why you are still on the ground with three limbs?
You forgot that one of the legs of a Malaysian monkey was already injured by Master Suo Er. If it escapes, can it be easily able to escape? ,
Seeing that this big horse monkey was about to run away, Suo Erye could not let him go. After so many years, the entire Guandong area has been searching for this beast. I didn’t expect to be able to fight in Yingkou. I can’t let him go no matter what he said!
So Erye followed behind and chased upwards. This ditch is really deeper. Think about it, the drainage ditch will not work when it is small when it is flooded. Especially in Yingkou, there are many rivers and the drainage is not timely, so you really have to soak it.
It will save trouble from the slope. If you say it is not so easy to climb up from the bottom of the ditch. It is the same for both humans and monkeys. It may be a little more difficult for monkeys. What's wrong? I've been lame with one leg, do you think, can that be good?
The big horse monkey finally climbed to the top of the flood drainage trench in this effort, and saw that he could escape from birth. The big horse monkey is like a human being. He is curious and doesn’t know if it is because of fear or what he thinks. When he arrives by the ditch, he will pass his head and scream at Master Suo who is catching up with him under the ditch, as if he means that he will say "Grandson! Grandpa is running away again this time! Let’s see you again!"
Don’t ask me, how do I know, I should be this mentality. There is an idiom in the book called "being complacent", ah! I just think this big horse monkey can run away several times, and this is just getting carried away!
But how could the big horse monkey just turned his head around, and suddenly he felt his eyes turn black, and he rolled from top to bottom with another thirty-six. When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was lying on the water on the horse!
The big horse monkey was also puzzled. Didn’t he just go out of the ditch? Why did he come back?
If the big horse monkey knows how to recite poems, then Jing really wants to make a quatrain or something, but how come Mr. Suo came again with a tobacco pipe in this kung fu. The big horse monkey just rolled down from the edge of the ditch. You are still beating now, you are still beating, you are still beating, you are still beating!
The big horse monkey couldn't dodge, and Master Suo Erzhan's cigarette puddle was suddenly pulled on the back of the big horse monkey. This was really, there was no place to make fraud. In our Northeastern words, it was really good. The big horse monkey grinned in pain. The big horse monkey was on the ground with her front limbs, raised her back, and kicked towards Master Suo Erzhan. Master Suo Erzhan wanted to move forward and make up for it. How could this beast have such a trick? Master Suo Erzhan quickly turned sideways, but at this time, the big horse monkey didn't run away and looked towards Master Suo Erzhan. The red monkey's butt was retracted and shrank towards Master Suo Erzhan. For a moment, Master Suo Erzhan was also puzzled. What would he do? Is performance art popular in the animal world now?
While Master Suo was stunned, he suddenly saw something flying over from a distance with the wind and smashed the butt of the big horse monkey hard. ,
"Old man, what are you thinking about? Why can you still eat a hundred beans and still not feel the fishy? This calf is going to fart!" As he said that, Master Suo was pulled aside by the visitor.
No need to guess, the person coming is either someone else or the old Taoist Yun Zhongzi. Just now, the big horse monkey was afraid that when he was next to the ditch gang, he kicked him back.
The old Taoist priest wanted to go down to the ditch to help Master Suo Er fight this old monster monkey together, but he was stunned. This beast could fart last time. If a person was soaked by this fart, he would be over. I'd better wait for a while and let's give him a long-range attack!
Yun Zhongzi touched all over his body, and there was no one who could take advantage of it. When he was anxious, he lowered his head and found a piece of stone the size of a plate on the ground. Come on, that's it! The big stone was in hand, and the gods abdicated. Thanks to Yun Zhongzi, the big stone, half of the "poison farts" that were discharged were slapped back by Yun Zhongzi. It was supposed to be spread out in a spray, but this skill turned into a floating place. Of course, after being hit by this big horse monkey, it was not much better. He could no longer move when he fell to the bottom of the ditch!
What does it mean to "doing more evil will kill yourself!" Did you see this big horse monkey? This is the lesson. You see, we are talking about folk stories, but it is the same in life and doing things. Improper things cannot be done! Otherwise, this retribution will come to you one day or one day later!
Is this horse monkey awesome? Be arrogant or not? Let me give you an example to everyone, just like stealing the engine of Mercedes-Benz for the sake of enjoyment. Can you not deal with you?
As the green smoke on the monkey's butt gradually dissipated, Suo Erye and Yun Zhongzi stepped forward, broke the limbs of the big horse monkey first, one on the left and one on the right, and carried the big horse monkey back to Rongji Inn.
Even if we are done with this article today, some friends probably don’t have fun and will ask, can’t this big Malaysian monkey make a fuss? I walked halfway and was confused by Master Suo Er and Yun Zhongzi. Isn’t that just a blind eye?
You are thinking too much. It’s not easy enough to squeeze out one of this thing, so how can you continue to put it? Isn't that a submachine gun? Don’t argue, if you don’t believe it, you can try it yourself in a place where there is no one. This really doesn’t work! What's more, the farts from the Malaysian monkeys have chemical ingredients, which are not so easy to fix. Come on, let's just stop talking about this in plain words today. Please forgive me if you are good or not. Let's continue to tell tomorrow's story tomorrow.
