Episode 0: The leaders of a certain county went to the countryside to visit the grassroots level and led the heads of many government agencies and committees in the county to go there together. When the car going to the countryside drove to the narrow road in the countryside, he happened to meet a buffalo that blocked the road and couldn't pass. At this time, the anxious driver honked his horn hard, but the buffalo still turned a deaf ear. So the county leader winked and asked the secretary to get out of the car and drive the cattle. The secretary was so bookish that his thin body was no match for a big buffalo! After pulling the ox rope for a long time, there was no movement at all, and I sweated a lot. The secretary came back in disappointment and thought to himself: Usually the director and the township chief have to look at my eyes, but today it actually made a buffalo stump...
The director of the Finance Bureau is so tall that he is very powerful, and the county leader signaled him to go. Without saying a word, the director of the Finance Bureau hugged his sleeves, jumped out of the car and went to pull the cow. The buffalo glanced at the Finance Director with contempt, and mooed twice, shook his head, almost throwing the Finance Director into the paddy fields on the side of the road. The Finance Director seemed to have only gained weight but not strength, so he had to slip back in embarrassment and thought to himself: How many people bent down to me, but the buffalo doesn’t recognize people!
At this time, the police chief in the car could no longer sit still. Before the county leaders could signal, they jumped out of the car quickly, ran to the side of the buffalo, picked up the rope and pulled the buffalo. The buffalo mooed a long time, lowered his head and pushed towards the police chief. The police chief almost flew up. Fortunately, there were grass on the side of the road, and it didn't hurt. He was so scared that he quickly hid in the car and thought to himself: I used to scare others, but today I was scared by this buffalo, so I was so embarrassed. It seems that the buffalo cannot recognize this "tiger skin"!
Next, the Forestry Bureau, Social Security Bureau, Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau... many directors came down to no avail, and in the end, the Education Director who was still sitting in the last row didn't take action.
County leaders were anxious. Do I have to do this by myself? He turned his eyes to the Education Director who had not yet taken action, and his complex expression was revealed on his face that he had placed his last hope on him, but he also felt that he could not help but see him. The Director of the Education Bureau understood...
The Director of the Education Bureau slowly came to the buffalo, pushed his fallen eye socket, lowered his head, gently patted the buffalo's head with his hand, pressed it against the cow's ears, and said something to the buffalo in a whisper...
Before the Director of the Education Bureau finished his speech, the buffalo ran away...
Days! What's going on? The leading cadres in the car looked at each other in a row...
What did the director of the Education Bureau say? It scared a big buffalo away?
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