That year, my boyfriend came to my house to meet his parents for the first time.
My mother was cooking in the kitchen, and my father "interrogated" my boyfriend in the living room.
father: "Child, are your grandpa and grandma okay?"
he said: "I've died long ago."
"How old is your dad this year?"
"Maybe in his fifties."
"How old is your mom?"
"How old is your mom?"
"I can't remember, she seems to be two years younger than my dad."
"Do your dad smoke?"
"Would you like."
"Do your dad drink?"
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like."
"Would you like" ml0 "Yes."
"Do your dad loves fishing and keeps birds?"
"Fishing occasionally, never keeps birds."
"Do your mom smoke?"
"No."
"Do your mom drinks?"
"No."
"Do your mom play mahjong?"
"Yes."
"Do your mom loves dancing?"
"Love."
"What kind of dance?"
" Tango ."
"You Are grandpa and grandma okay? "
" are both dead. "
" Do you have any hobbies? "
" So I smoke. "
" What's the point? "
" Now? "
" I quit. "
" Why? "
" Meimei (I) don't like it. "
" How old are you? "
" Ten years. "
" Do you usually drink? "
" So I want to drink. "
" What's the point? "
" Now? "
" quit. "
" What? "
" Meimei doesn't like it. "
" How much alcohol can you drink in the past? "
" A bottle of white or ten bottles of beer. "
" Have you been drunk? "
" Often. "
" Are you addicted? "
" It turns out there. "
" Do you still want to drink it now? "
"..."
" Do you have friends in society? "
" No. "
...
" Wash your hands and eat!..." Mother shouted in the kitchen.
"I won't eat anymore. This young man said he had something to do and wanted to go out for a while. I'll take a look at him and buy a pack of cigarettes when I come back." said his father.
I walked over and asked: "It's going to be having a meal soon, where are you going?"
Boyfriend: "..."
After a while, my father came back. He said to his mother and me, "A man who doesn't smoke or drink can't be entrusted to his life."
I said, "Dad, that was the big bad guy in Shanghai in the old society Du Yuesheng said, and you believe it too."
"Du Yuesheng, although he is an unforgivable bad guy, his words are right." My father said, "Everything has a degree. In life, people without any hobbies are often ruthless and unkind people. Yours used to smoke and drink, and when you meet you, you quit everything. Such a man is so terrible..."
Now, I am still a single dog, and what about the one he has interrogated? Has been divorced five times.
