The old man is almost 80 years old this year. He has a strong body, a red face, and a white beard. When the wind blows, he looks like a fairy. However, as soon as he got home, the old man changed his good-natured appearance and scolded his wife and son whenever he opened his mout

Old Man

There is an old man in the village called Wenmingtang.

"文" is the "文" of "culture", "明" is the "ming" of "brightness", and "tang" is the "tang" of "upright".

We all call him "Lao Wentouer".

The old writer is almost 80 years old this year. He has a strong body, a red face, and a white beard. When the wind blows, he looks like a fairy.

Old Wentou is amiable and courteous to his neighbors. Everyone says he is the best person in the village.

However, as soon as he got home, the old man changed his good-natured appearance and scolded his wife and son when he opened his mouth.

not only curses people, but also chickens, dogs, and pigs.

scolds the chicken and runs around, why not die?

Why doesn't the dog die if he scolds him for eating too much?

scolds pigs for not eating chaff, do they still want to eat meat? When it comes to pigs, we don’t criticize them for not dying, because death is a loss.

Sometimes, the old writer scolded the animals for being very creative. Once he scolded the pig, but the pig expressed dissatisfaction and made two "hum" noises. The old man was furious and criticized and threatened the pig: "Why are you humming? Are you not convinced? If you dare to hum again, I will blow your head off and put an onion in it..."

It's cruel enough to blow your head off. Well, you actually need to install an onion?

The pig immediately did not dare to hum. When it came to the issue of life and death, pigs were smarter and chose to endure humiliation and survive!

The old writer is also good at scolding dogs.

Because I don’t like dogs. But I have a group of chickens at home, and there are always weasels in the mountain village at night. Therefore, in order to protect the chickens, my wife kept a dog.

The old writer scolds the dog every day to express his anger.

But the dog couldn’t understand human speech, so it thought the old man was praising it, so he happily wagged its tail to please the old man.

When the old man saw the dog's behavior, he couldn't help but became furious. He stretched out his right index finger, pointed at the dog's head, and cursed: "Why are you so shameless? Do you know what shame is? Am I complimenting you? You are still wagging your tail like a dog! No!" Shake it again..."

But the dog didn't listen, so Lao Wentou kicked the dog. The dog stood up in pain and bit the index finger of Lao Wentou's right hand that was pointing at the dog's head.

As for treating chickens, Lao Wentou usually focuses on reasoning. If it doesn't make sense, he will serve him with severe punishment.

They were a group of kind, hard-working and simple chickens, with many hens and few roosters.

Therefore, the rooster bears more than 90% of the curses. The reason for being scolded is very simple, "It can't lay eggs, but it still needs to eat."

Hens can lay eggs, and generally old writers won’t scold them. They just have a morning meeting every day to encourage them to lay more eggs. The requirements are not high. They lay one egg every day and can take a break every 10 days and separate nests.

There is no mercy for the hens who want to take maternity leave every year.

It is said that bird brooding is related to body temperature.

Lao Wentou will first take out the pullet from the chicken coop. Fill the whole big vat with water and press the lazy hens into the vat with only their heads exposed.

This process takes about a few minutes until the feathers are soaked.

What is a "drowned rat"?

The definition of Laowentou is: the feathers are soaked, the chest muscles are exposed, and the two chicken legs continue to seep water after standing for 15 minutes.

If you use this method, the chicken will not be obedient and stay in the nest. I'm sorry, I'm about to be punished.

picked up the chicken, grabbed one leg, and tied it to the pillar with a rope, while the other leg was slightly touching the ground.

The hen was in pain and water was dripping from her mouth.

At the end of the day, the hen became lame.

The old writer is most famous for scolding his wife. He is full of venom, "Why don't you die? Die quickly, die soon?"

My wife started to quarrel with him, but then they stopped. The old writer scolded her every day, which caused her blood pressure to rise sharply. High, causing cerebral hemorrhage. Three days later, my wife passed away and traveled westward...

The old man stood in front of the coffin and cried: "I scolded you to death! I scolded you to death." "Yeah..."

The next day, when I was sorting out my wife's belongings, I found a new piece of clothing that my wife had bought before she was alive. This scene aroused the anger in the old writer's heart again, so he started scolding his wife again, but My wife will never hear it again.

After his wife left, Lao Wentou found his next target, which was his wife's son. He also scolded him according to Wen's popular curse, "Why don't you die? Die quickly, die quickly..."

This is Lao Wentou, a foreigner. An old man who is kind but cruel to his family.

Note: The picture comes from the Internet!