As the saying goes: "The mouth is short when you eat, and the hands are short when you take advantage of others." The literal meaning can be understood at a glance, but this meaning alone is not enough to write. What I mean is that if you drink someone a cup of coffee, even if you treat them to a delicacy, it’s hard to justify it. Why write this content? Because I am famous among friends and colleagues for eating and drinking. So it is said: "I am the one who is nailed to the rack of shame."
That year, like a fool, I snuck into an Internet company with a market value of tens of billions. I stayed up late and worked overtime day and night. I thought about how to cut my partners' leeks every day like chicken blood. I talked nonsense and lied in a serious manner. In fact, I also know that it is wrong for me to lie and deceive people, but there is nothing I can do! Because only by nodding and bending like a dog to show kindness to the leader, and exceeding the tasks assigned by the leader, can I become what the leader calls the first rich. Get up staff. In addition to commission, the boss will also give you a small meal, so it is said: "It is a small thing if your partner is short of words, but it is a small thing if your partner cannot make money, but it is a big thing if you cannot achieve the goals set by the leader."
There is also a colleague in this company that I have a close relationship with. He is a second-generation demolition worker and one of the rare struggling young people among the second-generation demolition workers in Hangzhou. In addition to working by himself, he rents out more than a dozen apartments at home, and his parents also When it comes to doing business, the car he drives is better than the car driven by an Internet boss with a market value of tens of billions.
He spends a lot of money and often treats us to coffee, meals, and health care, and then drives us in a car that’s better than the boss’s and takes us to have fun. I always feel a little guilty because I can’t eat and drink with others every day. I'm like an iron rooster, never picking up a dime, which is not my style of doing things. Although I am short of money (I have handed in all the money), I secretly thought about saving money and organizing a game to thank others. The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring. If someone eats a bowl, he should be repaid with a basin; if he drinks a cup, he should be repaid with a vat.
A few days later, I snatched away this second-generation customer, which completely offended this colleague and good friend, the God of Wealth. He gritted his teeth and said: "A dog with no food to eat, a wolf with no conscience." He took I took out a small book, drank a few cups of Starbucks ; ate at Louwailou several times; went to Mood for Love a few times; and told my boss and colleagues without any hesitation.
At that time, I felt so hot all over my body that I regretted it so much; I wished I could seal my unsatisfactory mouth with 502. I thought in my mind (Ah Q was possessed by his spirit): "If you eat other people's food, you have to be able to bear other people's food." Making irresponsible remarks, attacking and insulting you."
My biggest problem is that I forget to eat but not to fight. At that time, I made up my mind to change my past mistakes. But a few days later I forgot about it, and my colleague from the God of Wealth called me again to invite me to a nightclub. I shamelessly took a taxi and went to find him in the Mood for Love again. When we arrived at the box, my mouth watered. There were more than 20 beauties for us to choose from. Regardless of any dignity or bottom line, I completely surrendered like an animal to the feet of this rich second-generation colleague.
In order to make up for my original mistake, I rushed to pay the bill regardless of my own safety. When I did the calculation, I was dumbfounded. When I saw the bill, it was 36,800 yuan, and I erased the fraction of 800 yuan, leaving 36,000 yuan. I transferred all the money on the bank cards to the Alipay account and found that it was less than 18,000 yuan, so I left the bar in disgrace with the excuse of going to the toilet.
I walked into the private room, and a rich second-generation colleague said: "You idiot, have you gone to check out? Have you paid the bill? I ordered 3 more bottles of Remy Martin club, and I'll pay them together, right?" At that time, my face She blushed brightly and said in a pretentious manner: "No, I want to get married, but my phone is out of battery," which made the men and women in the private room burst into laughter. I bowed, nodded and said, "Everyone, I'm really sorry." They played until around 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, and then they parted ways. The second generation took the two beauties to Sheraton , and everyone else went to do whatever they were supposed to do.
In the Mood for Love was only a few hundred meters away from the West Lake. I couldn't sleep either. I took a walk by the West Lake, looking at the brightly lit Beishan Road and admiring the night view of the West Lake. I thought about it: "Why am I so mean? I How can you be so worthless? You are just a country bumpkin. "Those people don't look down on you at all and don't take you seriously. When people ask you to play, it's boring. It's crane showing favor to you, pheasant . If you, a pheasant, have wild fantasies because of this, it would be a big mistake. I was glad that I understood this truth at the time. I swore at that time that I would never eat or drink with them again. I should have the backbone to be like Tao Yuanming and not give in to five buckets of rice. Like Zhu Ziqing I would rather starve to death than eat the food provided by the United States. If you have no choice but to eat and drink with others, rush to pay within your own ability, even if you get a little more advantage, you can feel confident.
I thought I could work in this tens of billions Internet company until I retire, but I didn’t expect that the company’s good times would not last long. Agents from all over the country gathered in Hangzhou to sue the company, which made me very anxious. My leader left the company midway and ran away. The whole team was leaderless, and my partners left one after another. In the end, I couldn't hold on anymore, so I just left. So I used my ability to talk nonsense seriously and went to other companies to eat and drink.
I feel like a pig, no different from a pug. I keep humming, running around in circles looking for something to eat, and filling the bottomless pit. Now that the problem of eating is solved, other desires come again. I have upgraded. By pig He was upgraded to a pig, dog, monster, and completely turned into a pitiful creature that even he hated.
