Death is a problem that humans can never avoid. The laws of nature determine that everyone's life has a time limit. On this topic, Chinese people believe that people will never have any illness or disaster in their lifetime, and that a good ending is the best destination.
But things always have two sides, a good ending corresponds to sudden death, and what is even more regrettable is unexpected death. There is an award in the world that is specially awarded to people who died unexpectedly because they are too stupid. After understands this award and the way these people are confused to death, you will only sigh: "As a matter of fact, there are all kinds of wonders in the world."
funny Darwin Award
Darwin in " Origin of Species ", proposing the biological evolution theory of "success in nature, survival of the fittest" in " Origin of Species ", confirming that humans have evolved step by step into today's high-intelligence creatures and dominate the world.
But the winner of the "Darwin Award" in the world is a negative teaching material. They usually "receive this honor" because of their bizarre and stupid methods, which eliminate themselves or make themselves lose their fertility.
These people who won the Darwin Award are believed to have "improved the human gene bank " to ensure that their idiot genes are not inherited. Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, their stupid way of dying is really hilarious.
Deadly Cactus
1982 Darwin Award winner is a 27-year-old young man from Mexico . In the vast Mexican desert, cactus grows wildly and is shockingly sized.
On a day, 27-year-old David and his roommates traveled to the desert. When they saw the giant cactus, David suddenly had the idea of knocking down the cactus with a shotgun. "Bang", David fired the gun without hesitation. Unexpectedly, David was shot by the cactus that was shot down and David died on the spot. It was hard to tell whether he was smashed to death or stabbed to death.
It is reported that this cactus is nearly 8 meters tall and is almost 100 years old. The young David was "death" by himself. I wonder if it was a revenge of the cactus?
outrageous drowning
There are countless people in the world who drown every year. People often say that drowning people are those who can swim, but the winner of the 1985 Darwin Award will make you sincerely sigh: "It's so outrageous."
The winner's job is a lifeguard. He should be very skilled in swimming, but he was drowned. This is not over yet. The most outrageous thing is that he drowned at a gathering of lifeguards with more than 200 people. I can't think of any reason why he would be drowned in water except that he was suicide or murdered.
dedicated shooting
American Ivan won the Darwin Award in 1987, and he was praised by those who remember him as "extremely dedicated." Ivan is a videographer with rich experience in parachuting. Once he was invited to film a program where parachuting instructors train students.
After the plane arrived at the parachuting airspace, in order to shoot the entire process, before the instructor and students jumped out of the cabin door, the dedicated Ivan had already jumped down from the back door. However, after Ivan jumped out, he realized that he was not carrying a parachute. His backpack contained a camera charger and other tools. The dedicated Ivan is too devoted to his work, which is really admirable.
"Smart" robber
Because the United States cannot ban guns, robbers robbed with guns and robbers often occur. A robber from Washington won the 1990 Darwin Award for his unexplained brain circuit.
This man has no criminal record. Perhaps he chose to rob the robbery simply for excitement, but his goals and methods make people laugh. First of all, the robbery location he chose was a weapons store. At that time, many customers with live ammunition were purchasing in the store.
Secondly, a police car was parked at the entrance of the store, and two policemen stood at the entrance of the store, drinking coffee leisurely. As a result, he rushed into the store, fired a gun at the sky, and shouted "I want to rob!" Before he finished speaking, the "smart" robber had been sieve by the police and self-defense customers. No one was injured during the robbery.
Devout believers
India's "A San Ge" refreshes our cognition again and again. Whenever you think there will be no more stupid and exaggerated behavior than this, they will always do something big to shock us all year.
1996 Darwin Award winner is two Indian San Ge. They believe in Hinduism and especially worship the Indian goddess Durga . In Hinduism, the goddess Durga rides a tiger, so believers regard the tiger as a sacred animal.
, these two devout believers, sneaked into the zoo, ran to the territory of the wild Bengal tiger , and presented a garland to it. The result of can be imagined. The Bengal tiger is so arrogant that it bites the person who presented the garland.
Another believer rushed to rescue him, but unexpectedly, the tiger changed his target and bit his head off directly. The person who was bitten just now escaped by chance and saved his life. Sure enough, in this magical land of India, nothing is possible.
God's Punishment
The word "being guilty" is the most appropriate thing to put on this 1999 winner. A thief in Kenya failed to succeed repeatedly, so he started to think about the church.
When worshiping, believers usually donate money to a basket and pass it on to each other. The thief chose a Sunday and sat quietly on the church bench pretending. When the basket full of money was passed to him, he naturally put the money in his pocket.
Unexpectedly, his behavior was photographed clearly by the surveillance. When he noticed that the matter was exposed, he snatched the door and drove to a highway with huge traffic. The panicked thief was in a car accident and was directly hit and killed by a bus. It is said that the thief's death was due to God's punishment.
The Duel of the Brave
2004 Darwin Award winner is two Taiwanese University students in Taiwan Province, my country. The two who fell in love had a crush on a beautiful girl at the same time. They argued over the girl, and one of them proposed a duel game.
duel content is that two people are riding motorcycles at the same time and will be eliminated if they are afraid of dodging first. The two "brave" boys rode on their motorcycles and rushed towards each other with enough power, with a momentum of "I will go even if I have tens of millions of people."
Neither of the warriors chose to dodge. The motorcycle collided at high speed. The two died on the spot. The young boy paid the price of his life for love. , however, is surprisingly, according to the girl’s friends, the girl is not interested in both of them.
professionally matched
Two engineers from Texas, USA were winners in 2006, and their way of dying made people laugh.
At that time, a warehouse containing chemical supplies in Texas showed the smell of gas leaking, and the staff hurriedly called a professional to check it out. After two security engineers arrived at the warehouse, they couldn't wait to solve the problem, but the warehouse was powered off and there was no light, so the two couldn't see clearly.
One of the "big clever" proposed to use a lighter to light it, and the other agreed foolishly! The faint flames of lit up and exploded violently to send them back. The two of them had no bones left, but the rescuers found an intact lighter at the scene.
Popular Temper
The Darwin Award in 2010 was awarded to a Korean man who died of a violent temper. What’s even more funny is that he didn’t lose his temper with people, he lost his temper with the elevator, which led to his death.
At that time, this Korean man in a wheelchair was shopping in a large shopping mall. After that, he was about to take the elevator downstairs. But the elevator was closed too fast and he was blocked outside the elevator door before he even entered. The old man instantly became angry. In order to vent his anger, he retreated the wheelchair several meters back and crashed into the elevator.
He was not relieved after hitting twice. During the third impact, the metal door of the elevator was knocked open. The poor, violent brother fell into the elevator shaft with his man and car, and was thrown to death. This matter tells us: it is necessary to control emotions.
Romantic until death
The last one I want to introduce is not the winner of the Darwin Award, but his death is both hilarious and romantic. He is Li Bai, a poetic immortal in the prosperous Tang Dynasty in my country.
762 On a beautiful moonlit night in 762, Li Bai drank alone under the moonlight, drunk. The drunken poet came to the lake and looked at the reflection of the moon in the lake and murmured to himself: "Why did my favorite moon fall into the water?"
So, Li Bai, who had written about the moonlight for a lifetime, decided to go to the water to fish out his beloved moon. With a " pounce", Li Bai jumped into the lake. The moon was not fished up, but he slowly sank the bottom. This makes people sigh: "Romantic until death is unswerving."
Darwin Award is being updated continuously, and more stupid ways of dying continue to appear. These people are gone forever on the road to removing bad genes. Finally, I would like to sincerely advise everyone: Life is precious, and IQ is paid.
Author: Two horizontal and one vertical Proofreader: Chuanchuan
