The first time I went to a city in Shandong a few years ago, I went to a jewelry store to stroll around. As soon as I entered the door, I heard a sweet voice, "Teacher, morning!". I was a little surprised and looked around, and there were no other customers. "How did she know that I am a teacher? Could it be that I am a fire-eyed Venus? Or did she happen to have a university nearby and treat me as a teacher there? Or maybe I wear glasses, and my years of teacher career have given me a 'teacher appearance'?" When I was suspicious, the same sweet voice sounded again. When I looked back, it turned out that another customer came in. From the appearance, he didn't look like a teacher. After a few more minutes, I finally realized that the "teacher" was just a normal way to say hello. It seems that the hometown of Kong Fuzi is really that kind of "respect for teachers and respect for the Tao"!
In recent years, due to work, we need to frequently enter and exit the busiest port in the country - Gongbei Port . Every time I go back to the mainland, there are always a bunch of people at the door, holding a car key or a card in hand, and asking people, "Boss, do you want a car? Go to Guangzhou and Shenzhen." Under the port, there is a huge underground mall, near the door, mainly dealing in currency exchange. The beautiful girls and handsome guys always stand, wave their arms, and shout, "Boss, boss, here, here!" For a time, no matter you are a teacher, student, worker, or unemployed... they all become "boss". Perhaps in this frontier area of reform and opening up, people’s biggest dream is to be a “boss”! Even if I am not the boss, I don’t want to be the boss, and I have to be “been” again and again.
I remember the first time I went to a beauty salon, and I was called "Dear" by the unfamiliar female beautician, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body. Later, I went there too much and got used to listening. I would also jokingly call "Dear" to a few more familiar people. I started to go to Taobao, and I was almost vomited by a "kiss" on the left and a "kiss" on the right. After kissing each other, I gradually got used to being "kissed". Regardless of whether you are used to it or not, as long as you go to Taobao, you will have to be "kissed"!
My little girl (although she is not young, she still calls her this way. The word "ya" in the middle is still in the native dialect of my hometown, pronounced "ah"), in my memory, she never called me "mom". For a while, she called "Mom" all day long, and I protested, I was not that old. But the protest was ineffective, she continued to shout. After a while, I became "Old Shui Mom". I wonder what this "water" means, is it because I am very "watery", or is it because I am very "watery" as a mother (similar to "parallel goods")? When she asked her, she couldn't tell me why. Later, I got stuck with animals and became "mother rats". This seems a bit easy to understand. I am a rat, and she is also a rat. Although I hate rats, this title was called "her for a long time". I don’t know how long it took, but I got a foreign name "Mother Mou[se]". The reason I enclose the two letters behind mouse is because she never read that sound, and always drags the "mao" sound for a long time, and every time she shouts, it is connected twice, which is quite rhythmic. Strangely, I like this title quite well! This term does not seem to last for long because of my love, so I have to become an "old stupid mother". I protested many times and hated this title very much. I was old and stupid! But the little girl seemed to have no intention of correcting her. Whenever I protested, she always screamed like a cannon! Recently, I have another modifier "Damn stupid mom"!
Teacher, boss, old stupid mom, who is true and who is false?
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