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Have you eaten dumplings during the winter solstice this year?
No, we all take ibuprofen !
But at this stage, most places are in urgent need of medicines. Not to mention ibuprofen, even common cold medicines are hard to find. Looking around, the queues for consultations are often longer than those for inspections a long time ago.
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Several patients queued up to grab medicine. When asked what medicine someone wanted, they responded in a hurry: Beethoven! The old man behind
probably still had some artistic talent, so he responded in a hurry: Give me a box of Leonardo da Vinci!
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A patient consulted a doctor.
The doctor asked: Is it yin or yang?
The patient is confused: Hasn’t the verification been cancelled?
doctor’s reply: Our hospital implements two sets of mechanisms. We know that you are yin, so we will arrange for a yin doctor to see you; if we confirm that you are yang, we will arrange for a positive doctor to provide you with one-stop sunshine service!
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After full liberalization, the number of sheep people increased rapidly.
There are 8 people at a certain dinner party, with 7 yang and 1 yin.
Everyone unanimously discussed and decided: adhering to the highest principle of the minority obeying the majority, and persuading those who retreated from the yin, everyone exchanged cups for cups, and everyone was very happy. The
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virus is raging, and there are so many orders from various takeout platforms that it is difficult to make normal arrangements even when working overtime. As a last resort, production and delivery are repeatedly postponed after receiving orders. It’s even more painful for countless courier guys who have been hit by the disease one after another. Because of life and responsibilities, most of them have to grit their teeth and move forward with heavy burdens.
A certain person ordered a takeout, but was repeatedly pushed back by the platform. He was filled with unknown anger and thought that he would have to repair the goods when they arrived.
When the goods arrive, the courier guy will call first. Warm reminder: Hello, can I pick it up at the door? I am a Yang with a red code, so I don’t want to cause any trouble to you.
's anger subsided instantly and tears streamed down his face.
In this era, it is not easy for everyone.
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All doctors in a certain hospital were infected one after another, and normal medical work was barely maintained.
After 120, human life is more important than heaven, so a medical driver with a fever of 40 degrees and a medical nurse with a fever of 39.8 were dispatched for an emergency trip, and a critical patient weighing more than 110 kilograms with a fever of 38.2 was carried out from a high-rise residential building.
When the common people and gentlemen saw this, they all had solemn expressions and solemn eyes, and they all praised: The doctor is kind-hearted, long live the doctor!
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The screenwriter has a friend, Sister Mei.
has poetry and books in his belly, is smart on the outside, and always behaves unscrupulously, but always has countless compassions in his heart. Due to work, I have lived in northern Xinjiang for many years.
During the rampant period of the sheep demon, I saw more and more relatives and friends around me lying on the ground, and my heart felt like a knife, so I yelled three times and struck the case. I removed the personal pictures that I had used for many years on WeChat and replaced them with scary ghost-like avatars with green background and black face.
The author was surprised and asked why, and replied Feng Qingyundan: There is a legend in ancient books that viruses are afraid of Yama. Sacrifice me alone and wish to save all sentient beings from calamity.
I still remember that a few years ago, the anthology of Sister Mei's "Encounter" came out. It was signed and sent from thousands of kilometers from northern Xinjiang. It also came with thick raisins from northern Xinjiang and jujubes from northern Xinjiang. This sweetness still warms my heart. Now her move may not necessarily work, but she does it knowing that it cannot be done. It is like the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva. It is also a great blessing for me to have such chivalrous and courageous friends in this life.
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A certain gentleman was born in a poor family, and he is very talented and has great ambitions for the world, but he can only manage to get a job as a grassroots copywriter for a small unit. Leaders point east and west, run errands, do errands, stay up all night, and work overtime. It is common for leaders to talk to others about their embarrassment. It's hard to make a living in a tight niche, and status and dignity are even more dispensable. However, I deeply feel that the old man is the superior and the junior is the subordinate, and the responsibility is heavy, so I have to endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden and put aside Yuan Yuan's ambitions. Moreover, he suffered from malnutrition and hard work due to long-term desk work, which often resulted in physical overdraft and sacrifice. When he was less than forty years old, his eyes were hunched over and his face was desolate and dusty.
is such a low-level worker, and Sheep Poison failed to give him any special care. After being infected, my bones were sore and my head was sore, I was alternately cold and hot, and life was worse than death. I thought about having a family to support, not to mention asking for leave to lie down. Even buying a box of regular cold medicine for myself had to think over and over again, and it turned out to be stingy.
went to work despite being ill, and drank water to detoxify.It's okay to be at work during the day, since no one cares about the weather, but when I go home at night, I have no choice but to continue doing the same thing. And because three generations lived in the same room, he could only secretly indulge in intoxication in the middle of the night and go to the toilet several times to urinate and expel toxins. One night at about 3:20, I got up again for the eighteenth or nineteenth time to detoxify. When I walked out of the bathroom, I saw the mentally retarded old mother standing at the door, stroking the wall and crying.
The mother said in a vague language that only he could understand: Son, don’t be too hard on yourself and don’t stay up late anymore. Look at how broken your body is. In half a night, you ran to the toilet dozens of times. You are only in your 30s, my son, so you are working day and night. Anyway, mom is useless, you have a good rest and let mom suffer for you...
A certain gentleman was so sad that he collapsed in an instant and burst into tears. I feel grateful that the most difficult thing in this world to repay in this life is always the deep kindness and love of my parents as high as the mountains and the sea. Even though the mother is mentally retarded and doesn't know that there is such a thing as a yang demon in the world, she can still feel her son's hidden pain from an ordinary night.
In the words of the screenwriter,
literature and art have the function of entertainment, but if it is just a gag that makes no sense, or if it is made up to attract attention because of boredom or just to cater, it is a shame for the writer.
describes the fireworks of the common people and the waves of the world. Occasionally hearsay, mostly around. No matter how good your writing skills are, there will always be moments of collapse. The cold winter will surely pass, let’s pray for spring to fill the world. When I was compiling this script, it was the winter solstice in the traditional solar term, when the rooster map became popular after the general release, and we were forced to crowd onto the sheep path in succession.
Since most of the morning sun and evening sun are positive, and since pain must be tasted by ourselves, then why not be bold and forthright, and take pleasure in suffering and swim upstream?
The people around me were moaning loudly, and the air was too absurd. There are hard tears hidden in the smile, and there is laughter in the tears. I compiled this set of jokes to give you and me confidence when we are going through a tribulation, and to give infinite tenderness, warmth and strength to more people.
