Xiaolin Broadly recorded the story:
A guest said to the noble man, "Menggong lived for three thousand years last night." The noble man said, "Meng died for death, isn't it a bad omen." The man suddenly turned around and said, "Spit! I said it's bad. It's Menggong died for three thousand years."
(Spit! I said it's bad)
htt ml1 Translation:
One day, the guest flattered the noble person and said, "I dreamed that you lived for three thousand years last night." The noble person said, "I'm afraid it's unlucky to dream of death." The guest hurriedly changed his words and said, "Bah, I'm wrong. It should be because I dreamed that you died for three thousand years."
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Lao Ma, driving around, taking a little bit of things with his mobile phone, letting them out for people to see. There are actually fans. He calls his fans "Lao Tie" or "Lao Tie". For example: One day, in a wild camp, I ate noodles at noon and shouted, "Let's come and see, Lao Ma has cooked noodles." I said this.
At first, some people read and liked it, but later, fewer people gradually became.
(guide to experts)
Lao Ma was puzzled, asked the experts and got guidance: You are old, you can repeat a bowl of noodles and talk about things, it won’t work. If you pick up money, you will be lucky and have a good thing. If you are secretly happy, you should talk less. You have to be cruel and create some strange things about yourself...
As soon as you listen to a call from an expert, Old Ma suddenly realized that he had been reading for many years, even though he didn't read. People say that it is the same as the reason for carrying a pot and filling the brain with water (revelation). What other words do you have? I don’t remember that many.
Lao Ma started to do this, just saying that in the wilderness, someone knocked on glass in the middle of the night, and was robbed by driving, and his travel opinions were inconsistent, and his wife had a divorce. In the mountains and forests, deserts, no man’s land, I had eaten myself, made a story of lacking rice and oil, and I had been hungry for two or three days, and so on.
is really effective. People who watch the fun are not afraid of big things. Obviously, there are many more people who watch noodles.
(more than people who eat noodles)
On this day, there were many self-driving cars parked in the camp.
The person in Laoma's house was washing vegetables by the river and accidentally slipped. It was fine, and the clothes were clean. Lao Ma believes that this is the best material. You think, self-driving tour, background, so many cars in the camp, a self-driving person or a woman, almost died in the river. So Lao Ma pulled his wife and rushed to the riverside. The vegetables were scattered all over the floor, letting his wife roll in the mud and take a photo.
The night came, and Lao Ma was facing the wheat, crying and shouting, with both passion and singing and singing, and making a fuss.
finished and withdrawal. The old guys gathered together, and Lao Ma invited everyone to like it and add anything.
Someone was puzzled and asked, "Lao Ma, it's not right. A few days ago, your wife died once. Yesterday, your wife was determined to divorce, and another incident. Today, why did a hero come to save the beauty?"
"Isn't this? My wife has not divorced for the time being. Isn't it really dead yet?" Lao Ma said so.
Everyone was shocked.
(Laoma Series IV)
