Crazy Test of Young Chives
Text/Qian Lijie
When I was on a business trip in the south some time ago, I received a text message from a strange beauty salon. It basically meant that my membership card in a certain store could be used to spend money with them.
is a little happy and a little melancholy.
At the end of last year, I was about to style my hair, but the store where I applied for the card was empty. There was no notice of relocation or subsequent processing at the entrance of the
store.
After finishing it, I made leeks again. There were about 1,500 kari left, so I was unlucky!
Slowly, I forgot about it.
I didn’t expect that the dead heart could come back to life, the joy of regaining it.
The reason why I feel melancholy is because I know in my heart that this store has already sharpened its eyes on me.
If you just want to spend the balance in your card, then you must have the wisdom and courage to overcome five levels and defeat six generals.
I have a comprehensive card, so both the beauty manager and the hairdressing manager added me on WeChat.
then each made exaggerated introductions and invited experiences, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger.
As a common person who is always being harvested, I, like many people, cautiously explore the pits and be on guard.
, what discount did you use?
If you apply for a 35% off comprehensive card, you can consume at a 35% discount.
? If I have enough balance in my card, do I still need to pay other fees?
is not needed, don’t worry.
...
I made an appointment with the hairdresser for a hair perm the day before yesterday. I somewhat know the depth of the water here.
To avoid time-consuming and laborious dealings, I will inform you of some information in advance.
1. My hair is thin and soft, not easy to curl, so I have to cold perm it.
2. Is three hours of cold pressing of and enough? I arrived around six o'clock and made an appointment at nine o'clock in the evening.
This is a psychological competition.
What I think is that since can be used, I should try my hair again and never be fooled into a trap again.
What they think is, I will conquer the customer with good service first, and then let her continue to charge her card for consumption.
That is, I just want to use up the balance, and their goal is to renew.
Both sides have their own thoughts. Although it is Sima Zhao's heart, they try not to show any traces of it.
Halfway through, I thought that I would definitely not be able to use up the remaining balance if I just perm it once, so I quickly called a girl.
Are you free tonight? Let’s get your hair permed together? I told her everything about the card.
I had my hair cut short during the Chinese New Year and had it permed to make it even shorter. Maybe I should get a hair color.
We have the same goal, use up the balance and never renew the card!
arrived on time at around six o'clock, and was received personally by the director, who was very respectful. Later, I found out that he was a very good person at singles.
took me into a semi-enclosed small box - a VIP feeling, and at the same time, it is convenient for you to input information without interference.
After a while, he brought out a cup of freshly ground coffee. The style was pretty good and it definitely added to the sales experience.
After washing my hair, I put on the curling iron.
When you have a head full of curling irons and you can't easily escape, the price tag goes up.
first emphasizes that this is a unified price book in our store and is not targeted at anyone. said the director.
Oh, I thought to myself, why do I have to add such superfluous words?
had seen too many tricks to avoid pitfalls, so when faced with the three prices of high, middle and low, I skillfully pointed at the lowest price.
Oh, I suggest you not to choose this. Your hair is often damaged due to dyeing, so you can use something better...
This answer is expected, I would say go for the mid-range hair.
mid-range is 1,780 yuan.
Your card is 35% off. Our store system does not have this offer. The lowest is 32% off. The system has been set up and cannot be changed.
In this way, it is different from what was originally agreed upon, and the goodwill that was just established is gone.
Okay, let’s get 32% off. I thought it would be a small pitfall, as long as I didn’t continue to pay, I could do whatever I wanted.
At this time, the girl I had made an appointment with came in. After a brief discussion, I decided to dye it a blue-gray color. I chose a mid-range grade and the price was the same 1,780.
Curling, perming, styling... After applying the liquid, I started to heat it.
At this time, a plate of fruit was delivered. It was a plate of bright green grapes , the color of which was very similar to young leeks.
I ate it politely, chatting without a word.
praised the up-to-date decoration of their store, praised their considerate service, etc... half sincere and half performance.
They said that if you think it is good, you can renew your card here.
If you want to get a good perm this time, you need to apply for a card. In the long run, it will still be necessary. I have to say, at that moment, I was still a little excited. You can apply for
today. In addition to enjoying the normal discounts, we will give you some other items.
I won’t do it today. I want to see the effect of the perm in at least a week because my hair is not easy to curl. I woke up immediately.
I will show you our beauty department upstairs in a moment...
I have an appointment at 9 o'clock, and I have to leave immediately after it is done.
You can eat the tender green raisins, but you never want to be harvested young leeks.
finally got her hair done, so I went to pay the bill so I could get away in time.
After all the calculations, I had more than 100 left in my card. I thought it was just a loss, so it didn’t matter.
Then another wave of marketing came, and they continued to refuse sternly.
In the end, I won.
On the subway home, the girl who was still baking oil said that they were still marketing her, but to no avail.
I have the constitution of a young leek, with soft ears. I am always laughed at and easily deceived.
sounds naive at best, but childish and stupid at worst.
However, there are pitfalls everywhere in this society, and stories of being harvested are constantly being introduced, and at the same time, young leeks are also coming one after another.
These pitfalls may come from acquaintances, merchants, P2P, or pig-killing plates...
The world is complicated and there are countless pitfalls. There is always one that suits you. No one dares to say that they have never fallen into a pit.
Of course, some are unable to guard against it, and some are willing to do so. Anyway, now I am a young leek who is testing the pit.
