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In winter, every time after getting up with all your strength, I collapsed on the bed. Every household with difficulty getting up needs a torture little demon (shen) spirit (qi) around.
Please read the full text below before you fall asleep!
courier
brutal index: ☆☆☆☆☆
If there is a man in this world who can make appointments with countless girls, then this person should be the courier .
If there is a man in this world who can forcefully wake up all the sleeping girls and be treated gently, then this person can only be a courier.
Escape Alarm Clock
Brutality Index: ★☆☆☆☆
Escape Alarm Clock, as the name implies, the moment the alarm rings, it will run around the room. Until the sleeping master catches it, otherwise it will keep getting you up with a unique sound.
electric shock alarm clock
cruel index: ★☆☆☆☆
When the user in his sleep presses the aluminum "snooze" button, the alarm clock automatically gives the lazy bed a small electric shock. Even those who sleep no matter how dead they are, they can feel the intimate caress of electric currents. Although it does not harm the human body, it is enough to wake you up.
shredded paper alarm clock
brutality index: ★★☆☆☆
Put a hundred oceans in it before going to bed every night. As long as the time arrives, you need to get up quickly to unlock it, otherwise you will be ready to say goodbye to these hundred oceans.
If you are rich enough and don’t care about these hundred oceans, then what else can you do?
laser + Husky
Brutality index: ★★★☆☆
If you have a slut at home, maybe you don’t have to worry about getting up anymore.
Just turn on the laser pen regularly and throw it on your face. Next, please enjoy this "second-handed" Foshan Shadowless Foot. If you still can't wake you up, please keep another one.
face slap machine
cruel index: ★★★★☆
When the time you set to wake up, the alarm clock will not only buzz, but also the fake arm will turn wildly, slap your face hard until you are awakened in your sleep, get up and let the device stop rotating, otherwise you will be waiting to become a fat man.
High-pressure bouncing bed
Brutality index: ★★★★★
A British Colin Fordz, known as the "weird inventor", specially created a high-pressure ejection bed for "households with difficulty in getting up". When the alarm clock rings in the morning, if the person staying in bed does not get up in time, the high-pressure ejection bed will immediately bounce the person staying in bed, accompanied by the dazzling flash lights at the head of the bed and the high decibel alarm ring, turning the originally warm and comfortable bedroom into a noisy downtown, and it is difficult to not get up.
If you adjust the gear to the maximum, you will most likely be photographed on the wall!
Mum said, I can't get up yet, so she planned to hang me out of the window and sleep~
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