said that most Chinese people suffer from rickets, and too many people have no knee problems, but An Mie did not expect that in 2022, the Chinese people would still not have changed at all.
would like to kindly remind you that those with rickets who sing the praises of this movie had better not read An Mie’s complaints about the movie. An Mie is afraid that your little glassy heart won’t be able to bear it and will break.
We have anti-Japanese dramas, and the United States has anti-human dramas.
The audience should generally be the same type of people, or people with the same thinking ability.
Director Cameron, in order to show the evil and high technology of mankind, photographed the human fleet in a bizarre and bizarre way, with dark clouds over the city. The scene was comparable to the alien fleet in " Independence Day ".
It is not surprising to think about it. Human beings who can carry out interstellar travel, fly over nebulae and star clusters , and mine and mine planets are no longer at the high-tech level that humans in 2022 can imagine.
Our young people nowadays like to talk about characters at all times. This "Avatar 2: The Way of Water" also has a character, that is, high-tech humans. For the planet Pandora, humans are four-dimensional creatures, and human technology has crushed Pandora for a million years.
The picture above is a picture of humans directly mining Pandora in space, or in other words, directly drilling a hole into Pandora from space.
The picture below shows the shock wave caused by drilling holes. It is at least 10,000 times stronger than the Hiroshima atomic bomb. The Amazon forest on the planet Pandora was instantly wiped out.
This is the premise.
Then, the American version of the anti-Japanese drama officially began.
Because China is poor and the film industry started late, it can only film a hand-tearing Japanese.
Because the United States is rich and has an early start in the film industry, it is able to film unlimited ultra-luxury versions of Japanese films, one after another, and the biggest one is this "Avatar 2: The Way of Water."
The picture above is the Pandora version of Railway Guerrilla.
It was the indigenous people of Pandora who destroyed the railway, and the ones who patrolled the railway were not the Japanese, but the humans on earth, so this is an anti-human drama.
An Mie couldn't figure out how this explosion happened. It was so powerful that it could blow up an alien machine whose technology had crushed him for a million years.
Of course, at this time, the rickets secondary patients will come to wash the floor. This is people stealing human explosives, isn't it?
An Mie wants everyone to imagine a scene, how ants stole human explosives and blew humans into the sky. An Mie would take a step back, or say, how a group of African gorillas stole human explosives and blew white Africans into the sky.
Don’t be too busy trying to kill him.
Let’s take a look at a plot first. A native of Pandora is sitting on the Earth Goose. Come on, it’s the Earth Goose, and it looks exactly the same.
As soon as this native pulled his bow and arrow, he shot through the human warrior who was fully armored and equipped with high-tech equipment.
hahahaha.
Can you imagine, it's like the original indigenous Africans on the earth shot through the pilot of UFO with an arrow.
This is much more "advanced" than our anti-Japanese drama.
We are the devils who can tear with our hands, while others are four-dimensional creatures that can be pierced by arrows.
This is not over yet, I saw this native, a beautiful kite turned over and shot an arrow in the air.
Look at this action, how beautiful it is.
is comparable to China's method of throwing grenades to blow up planes.
only heard the sound of broken glass.
Then there was a scream, and the driver, who was fully armed and equipped with high-tech equipment, was shot through.
This is not a small bow and arrow made of a wooden pole. This is a super weapon made from the lightsaber in "Star Wars". Look, the sword tips are yellow and transparent.
Cameron can’t make an anti-Japanese drama? Can’t the Chinese grow vegetables on the moon?
Cameron kept saying, and even vowed, that he must produce something innovative and different.
As a result, An Mie saw in the movie all the familiar products of the earth without any innovation. For example, all the Pandora natives have Caribbean dreadlocks , all have Amazonian native makeup on their faces, all have African black braids and earthling tattoos, all have African tribal tent houses and bead strings, all have African tribal wizard costumes and decorations, etc.
Cameron has no imagination even about the various local specialties on Pandora.
The shape of the mountains is a stolen shape of Huangshan Mountain in China. This idea is a stolen Tsui Hark movie, and the various creatures are all earth creatures. For example, the most common Pandora guerrilla mount is the typical earth goose, which is exactly the same, except that the wings are replaced by butterfly ones. The most ridiculous thing about
is the description of human technology, which is even more outrageous than the Chinese anti-Japanese drama.
Everyone is well aware of this year’s new coronavirus, and everyone suspects that it came from a laboratory in the United States. The United States has always refused to investigate its biological experimental base, either because of a guilty conscience or something else. To be honest, with the capabilities of the American biological laboratory, let alone the new coronavirus, just get a virus from hundreds of years ago, such as plague .
If you drop a bottle of plague, how many natives of Pandora will die?
Moreover, with the scientific and technological capabilities of humans on earth that transcend interstellar mining, it would be difficult to randomly extract genetic fragments from the Pandora natives and recombine them to create a genetic virus to directly destroy this race, just like the extermination of Indians on the earth.
Isn’t it as easy as crushing a group of ants?
had to use huge resources to create a group of Pandora natives, and then let the artificial Pandora people fight the Pandora natives. They were really full and exhausted, and their balls ached with leisure.
This is the same logic as Wang Sicong spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to tow a luxury sports car thousands of miles away to Chengdu on a trailer.
There are hilarious plot scenes one after another, and An Mie is too lazy to complain.
For example, in the headquarters of the human base, the military leaders introduced them in a serious manner among a large number of three-dimensional holographic maps.
said that the other party is like a hornet's nest and cannot be provoked. Our aircraft can only stay in the other party's airspace for ten minutes. There seems to be another line, the other party is everywhere, their people are everywhere.
Can you imagine, the UFO aliens said that humans in the primitive society of the earth, our UFOs, could only stay in their airspace for ten minutes, otherwise their lives would be at risk...
What is the level of technology of Pandora's indigenous people? An Mie gave up after watching it for only thirty minutes, so he didn't know the plot behind it.
But from the first thirty minutes of the plot, as well as the plot of the first movie, it can be known that their technological level is not much higher than that of the primitive tribes on the earth. The most advanced technological weapons are bows and arrows made of plant poles.
As the villain of the movie, how did humans on Earth eliminate the natives of Pandora.
It sounds ridiculous, in a Vietnam War way.
Cameron used the dubbing of a Vietnam War helicopter, and the landing of the soldiers was also very backward rappelling . Think about it, humans were able to take off and land vertically on the planet in the past. Why did they change to rappelling when they got to this place and officially started combat?
and the weapons of these soldiers, all Vietnam War weapons, jammer guns and M-14.
Even the heads of these soldiers.
are all special punk head shapes.
This is not what America was like in the 1970s, talking about innovation.
turns out to be retro.
Then, the Vietnam War team found the remains of a human spacecraft.
The captain of the Vietnam War team knelt in front of the ruins and looked at the two arrows.
Really, An Mie has to admire Cameron and the American film industry.
The spacecraft made by humans using high-grade metals has been corroded by plants and air and turned into a pile of scrap metal. However, this arrowhead made of plant poles is still as good as new!
is amazing.
Waiting, there is something even more exciting.
Here the Vietnam War team is inspecting the remains of the spacecraft, and over there the Pandora guerrilla team can quietly approach within ten meters and eavesdrop on the Vietnam War team's conversation.
What An Mie wants to say is that even on the earth in 2022, it is a trivial matter to display high infrared detection and biological movement within a hundred meters. Not to mention the military, it is already very popular for police and civilian use.
The difference between American movies and Chinese anti-Japanese dramas is the difference between whether there is chocolate outside the shit.
Take an example, such as the American science fiction movie Predator. It is clear that alien biotechnology is crushing the earth, but the alien creature in this Predator has to give up all its technological advantages and become an indigenous person on the earth. Then he fights humans with rocks and wood, and is finally tortured and killed by humans.
This kind of plot is even more ridiculous than the Chinese hand-tearing devils.
But why are so many people kneeling and licking it? Because there is a layer of chocolate, computer CG and special effects.
Peel off this layer of chocolate, and the plot will immediately become worse than a pig or a dog. It's like, UFO aliens want to go to the earth to mine, and see that the earth is full of dinosaurs, so they send out a team of aliens, eliminate all high-tech weapons, and then let this team rappel to the earth with their bare hands, engage in hand-to-hand combat with dinosaurs, and then be brutally killed by the dinosaurs.
No matter how tall the building is, it has a foundation. If the foundation does not exist, it is rotten. No matter how tall or gorgeous the building is, the building will fall down and people will die.
This is the essence of American science fiction movies. From the first part to the second part of Avatar, it is fundamentally untenable. Humans only need to throw a gigaton hydrogen bomb , or spray herbicides like the US military during the Vietnam War...
An Mie said that back to the plot of the Vietnam War Squadron, the Vietnam War Squadron sneak attacked the Pandora guerrillas, and then without any action or disposal, they inexplicably led them into the forest, seemingly to lure out the main force and wipe them out. Then, the main force appeared in response, and then the main force used bows and arrows to eliminate the Vietnam War squad.
What is the difference between this and the American Vietnam War movies of the 1970s? It is just that the villain Vietnam is replaced by humans, and the US military is replaced by indigenous people.
At this point, An Mie could no longer watch it and exited the cinema.
made two final remarks.
First, the indigenous people on the entire planet Pandora all speak English, and I don’t know who taught them.
Second, the indigenous people on the entire Pandora planet all use earth gestures, such as the one below.
An Mie borrowed this gesture to send it to director Cameron and the rickets patients who are hyping this movie. If you brag about this movie, it will still be a piece of shit.
Douban has more than 90,000 viewers.
Among them, 40% gave it five stars, 41% gave it four stars, and 16% gave it three stars.
So, in total, as many as 96% of the audience gave it favorable reviews. Shit wrapped in chocolate is indeed delicious.
Only 0.5% of people gave it one star, not even 1%.
If there is a war in the future, and 99.5% of the people around you will kneel down and lick the enemy's big leather shoes, what will you do?
Please rest assured that in the end there will be a man named An Mie who will stand up. Please remember that he is the last man in China.
