[Movie]: King of Destruction [Director]: Li Lizhi
[Starring]: Stephen Chow , Ng Mengda , Zhong Liti , Lin Guobin , Li Lizhi, Zheng Zu , Huang Yifei
[Plot]: In the Judo Hall in the elite center, the main general Black Bear (played by Zheng Zu) won the applause of the students with one battle with one enemy, "overwhelming the sea". The black bear taught Ali (played by Joey Chung) that she was not allowed to eat gum. Ali stuck the gum on her clothes and praised the black bear for being so handsome that she was so cool. The black bear greeted her with a smile in an instant, wanting to ask Ali to come to his house to watch TV at night. Ali laughed at him for being nervous, and then ate gum and left.
In the women's locker room, vivian asked Ali why she didn't agree to the date just now? Ali vomited disgustingly as a black bear. Vivian asked Ali about her mate selection criteria, and Ali said she must be a handsome, gentle and generous, truly brave hero!
vivian asked her to call the newspaper's friend advertisement, saying how could there be heroes in this era? Ali smiled and said nothing, opened her wardrobe cabinet, revealing a large poster of Schwarzenegger . (Salute to the Terminator 2" Terminator)
At night, the garbage truck driver ( Lin Xue ornaments) was loading the goods. He saw lightning and thunder in the sky, and a naked man appeared out of thin air-- He Jinyin (played by Stephen Chow). (Salute to the Terminator 2)
Two policemen came. It turned out that He Jinyin was snatched away just now, so he called the police himself. The police asked him if he remembered the robber's appearance? He Jinyin said forget it, he voluntarily robbed him.
Just now, there was a man in rags. He first asked him for 20 yuan to buy something, and he said that his wife and children had no food and no clothes to wear. So he took away his clothes and wallet and asked him if he minded? He Jinyin also had to take off his underwear and help others to the end. I am also afraid of being reported and exposed, so I call the police first to explain the situation.
The police were stunned and shouted on the walkie-talkie, saying that they had discovered the mentally retarded and exposed, and sent a car to take He Jinyin away. There was really a robber. The family of three was eating food bought by He Jinyin's money and wearing He Jinyin's clothes. Fortunately, they met a kind-hearted person.
He Jinyin helped Rongji Bingfang deliver takeout. When he came back from a long distance, he added mustard oil to his water to tease him. The boss (played by Huang Yifei) carries out "Mencius". When God is about to give a great responsibility to this person, he must first work hard, starve his body, and suffer his mind, and then give him a farther order.
A Niu ( Gu Dezhao ornaments) also came to tease him, saying that the boss loved him and he was jealous. Some customer called the boss and said there was a fly in the soup. A Niu pushed He Jinyin out to deal with it. He Jinyin called Xiaoqiang and was beaten away by a customer.
The customer told the boss that the fly was swimming around in the bowl, as if mocking himself. The boss said that business is the most important thing to do hygiene. He fished out the flies and asked the clerks to step on them with their feet and slapped them with folding beer. He Jinyin smashed a beer bottle and wanted to insert it. The client didn't think it was that complicated, he just wanted to change the soup.
He Jinyin called everyone to stop. Just as he was about to change the soup for the customer, the boss said that the fly was on He Jinyin, and everyone beat him up again. The customer had no choice but to leave with 10 yuan. The boss educates everyone: If you don’t make such a big deal, you not only have to change the soup for the customers, but you can’t receive the money, so you have to do your best in everything. The boss also taught He Jinyin not to break the beer bottle, one is worth 50 cents.
In the judo hall, Ali and the black bear practice judo, and the black bear always gives in to her. Heixiong said that she had her birthday today, and said that she would take her to the concert of Jacky Cheung tomorrow. She always wanted to meet Ali, but Ali was not interested at all.
Global Elite Sports Center, a group of football players passed by He Jinyin and stepped forward to pat his head. Everyone is familiar with each other, and He Jinyin doesn't look angry at all.
Black Bear asked Ali to kiss him. Ali said that he could kiss anyone, but he wouldn't kiss Black Bear. The Black Bear was a little angry. It happened that He Jinyin came in to deliver the meal. Ali deliberately kissed He Jinyin on the cheek in public, and the black bear became even more angry. Ali kissed He Jinyin's mouth again and pulled him to listen to Jacky Cheung's concert. Black Bear was furious.
He Jinyin was serious and told Ali that she only has time on Wednesdays, so she can go to the concert today, but she has to perm her hair first, so she deserves more than Ali. Ali apologized to him and kissed him without his consent just now. She was joking.
He Jinyin was not angry and asked Ali to leave first, saying that she would wait until her legs stopped shaking and her heartbeat was not so fast before leaving. Then she sat on the turf and rested. Seeing that he was serious, Ali felt a little sorry and left each other's names. He Jinyin asked if he would still watch the concert together? Ali said that tickets were difficult to buy, and He Jinyin said that as long as he had confidence, the iron rod was ground into a needle, the two of them said goodbye with a smile.
Hissue tickets for Jacky Cheung will be sold at 9 a.m. in the gymnasium. He Jinyin went to sleep in the tent the night before and was ranked first. The security guard maintained order in line, and the female fan group shouted, "Jackie Cheung, we love you."突然冲进来一个男粉丝喊“我爱黎明”,被众人蒙上被子围起来揍。
Seiko watch (advertising implant) showed that it was almost 9 o'clock. A man in suit told He Jinyin that he would spend 1,000 yuan to buy his position, and He Jinyin said that this position is very important to him. The man raised the price to 2,000 yuan, and he promised his girlfriend that he must buy tickets. He Jinyin believes that it is not a matter of money. He must rely on his own efforts to buy tickets. He only has this day of vacation per month and comes to queue up all night.
A sexy woman came over to ask He Jinyin to give her the position. She promised her boyfriend that she must buy tickets and said she would invite him to dinner. He Jinyin asked her to ask for three or four salaries, but the other party refused. He Jinyin said that if he were himself, he would be willing to ask for 30 salaries. If you refuse to sacrifice for love, you will never buy tickets in your life.
An old lady ( Hou Huanling decoration) wanted to buy tickets for her grandson. She loved her grandson very much, and He Jinyin agreed and asked her to insert it in front. The old lady was the first to buy tickets as she wished, and He Jinyin ranked second but couldn't buy two tickets worth 320 yuan. The ticket seller said there were 20 tickets in total, and they were all bought by the old lady.
He Jinyin squeezed out of the crowd, found the old lady, and asked her to give her two votes. The old lady gave all the tickets to her grandson, who shouted at the door, with each price increase of 500 and the front row price increase of 1,000. A large number of people rushed towards their grandson. He Jinyin rolled down the steps and broke his head. He handed over the money and was about to get the ticket, but his grandson was taken away by the police for reselling the scalper ticket.
people left, the scene was in a mess, He Jinyin squatted on the ground with his head covered in annoyance. Someone asked him why he didn't leave yet? He said he didn't buy the ticket, and God was too unfair to him. The man said that the votes were all in his place and gave He Jinyin two pieces. Looking up, it turned out to be Jacky Cheung (played by Jacky Cheung) himself. He Jinyin said to Jacky Cheung, "I love you", and Jacky Cheung said, "No need, I already have a girlfriend."
He Jinyin wrote a love letter to Ali: Jacky Cheung's appearance made him believe that there are miracles in this world, and at the same time encouraged him to pursue Ali boldly. He attached two concert tickets and asked her to wait at the station at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon. He Jinyin put the love letter and ticket in the egg sandwich, pretending to meet him and want to give it to Ali, but unexpectedly Ali said that she would not eat eggs, and He Jinyin seemed to be hit hard.
He Jinyin caught up with Ali again and asked her to take it home for her mother to eat. Unexpectedly, Vivian snatched it and stuffed it into her mouth to eat it all in a few bites. He didn't even notice the tickets and love letters, and He Jinyin was foolishly in the same place. Vivian walked for a while and felt uncomfortable in his throat. He coughed hard and vomited love letters and tickets.
The next day, vivian came to tell He Jinyin that Ali was waiting for him at the station and praised him for being smart yesterday. vivian asked He Jinyin to invite him to dinner, and He Jinyin said he would invite him to dinner together. He Jinyin was in a good mood. He wore a shirt and tied a tie. When he saw Ali crossing the street, he was taken down by a car. (Famous scene)
He Jinyin felt the shit when he stood up, and hid his hands behind him and did not dare to shake hands with Ali. He took out the gift from his backpack and gave it to Ali. Ali thanked him for shaking his hand, but he couldn't reach out and smiled and stretched out his feet to hold it. Ali thought he was so special, thanked him for the ticket and forced him to pull out his hand.
He Jinyin's hand was forced to stretch out when he was held by the black bear.Black Bear asked them how are they okay? I kissed me just met yesterday. Did you go check in today? Black bear deliberately looked for He Jinyin's fault and grabbed his hand and asked him to hit him, but his face was covered in shit. Black Bear asked what this is? He Jinyin said it was a rice field. The black bear punched He Jinyin, but knocked Ali away.
Ali's nose bridge was injured and she was resting at home on the second floor. My mother called her to watch Zhang Xiaoyan's TV, but she didn't. He Jinyin climbed up the street light and greeted Ali by the window. He came to apologize specifically. He just tried to slap his nose and found it very painful. He told Ali to go to the hospital for a check-up. The injury to the nose may cause intranasal bleeding, sinusitis , nasopharyngeal carcinoma .
Ali thought he was annoyed and asked him to leave. She also returned the gift he gave - Garfield (salute to the protagonist of "Garfield"). He Jinyin attaches great importance to the relationship between the two and asks Ali to give him another chance. Ali told him that she didn't like cowardly people. He Jinyin slid down the street lights and thought for a long time. On his way back, the light went out, and even the moon went out. In the sports center, Black Bear brags to the players about how brave he was when he beats He Jinyin, and also beats Ali to 9 feet high and rotates 720 degrees. He Jinyin came to him and asked him why he didn't say that his face was covered with rice fields? Everyone laughed at the black bear.
He Jinyin asked He Xiong to apologize to Ali. He Xiong punched him and wanted to hit him. He Jinyin squatted down with his hat. Ali came, and the black bear grabbed He Jinyin's hair and said love words to Ali. Ali called Black Bear to let go, and Black Bear slapped He Jinyin in the face and kicked him away. He Jinyin put on his hat and walked away with a fast food basket.
He Jinyin ran outdoors and was hit in the nose by the flying football, bleeding, and the lunch box in the fast food basket was also spread all over the floor. The football players came over to make faces at him and teased him in circles. He crawled out of the crowd and found his hat and covered his head, as if the turtle felt safer only if it got into the shell.
He Jinyin looked up and saw a billboard hanging on a store with a "Coward Savior" and went up and knocked on the door and said he was a coward. Ghost King Da (played by Ng Mengda) thought he was impotence, so he took him 20 yuan and sold him a bottle of Indian magic oil. He Jinyin said he didn't want this to refund the money, but Ghost King Da said that he had fingerprints after touching it, but he couldn't refund it, so he could change the beer.
Ghost King Da knew at a glance that he had broken up. He Jinyin started crying. Ghost King Da handed him a tissue and said that he should change to a good-looking set of clothes to cheer up, listen to a popular music, and eat a rich breakfast, and feel much happier.
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Ghost King Da recommended him the "Resistance to Love and Joy Set", beautiful clothes, good songs and rich breakfast, and the fee is 6 cents per 6 seconds. He Jinyin wore a groom's hat on his head, a big red flower on his chest, a recorder in his arms, and a ham sausage in his hands, feeling that he was talking to the boss. Ghost King Da asked him to sing "Give Up Her" with the music, and it turns out that the feeling of breaking up love has improved a lot.
football kicked over again, smashing the ghost kingda's nose and bleeding. Ghost King Da said that he had practiced Kung Fu, and he was the head of ancient Chinese boxing. He was known as the Devil Muscle Man (Salute to "Hidden Ultraman "). Opening a grocery store is just his interest, and teaching boxing is his main job. Bruce Lee is his senior brother, and Jackie Chan often asks him for tea. He Jinyin looked at his lame leg and didn't know whether it was true or false.
Ghost King Da asked He Jinyin what he wanted to learn? 20% off for the fee: iron sand palm , 3 days of training, 600 yuan. Iron cloth shirt, made in 5 days, 800 yuan. Blood droplets, made in 7 days, 1,000 yuan. Electric Dulong Diamond (salute to " Street Fighter "), 1,500 yuan. Lightning Infinite Death Lightning (Salute to Ultraman) does not have this kind of martial arts. He is the purpose of his boxing teaching to be honest and seek truth from facts.
He Jinyin still didn't believe it, so he turned around and wanted to leave. Ghost King Da slapped the table with his palm, and quietly took away a piece of the table leg that had been sawed off in advance with his other hand, and the table broke. Ghost King Da said that the highest level of Iron Sand Palm is to win internal strength and kill people without shadow. He Jinyin believed that the Ghost King Da really had skills, but I wonder if he could defeat Judo? The Ghost King Da said that there is skill but no coward.
He Jinyin has to learn everything, and he is not afraid of being expensive, he wants to become the strongest person.Ghost King Da asked him to pay the tuition immediately and become a disciple immediately. He also brought out a merit box that "everyone has boxing practice".
He Jinyin put on new running shoes and tied his headband. He ran every morning, carefully trained peerless martial arts such as iron sand palms and tiger and crane double shapes, and also donated money every day. The Ghost King Da counts money every day and praises him for being great. He Jinyin told Ali that she practiced martial arts and asked her to find herself if she had something to do. Vivian casually punched him and knocked down He Jinyin.
He Jinyin was possessed and practiced constantly in Rongji: practicing tiger and crane double shape on the lobby stool, practicing iron sand palms while washing rice in the kitchen, and guarding the customer's hands to cook noodles on the dining table, and constantly being taught by the boss. The boss drove him away, and he actually left.
Ghost King Da taught He Jinyin that everyone has their own identity and dignity. He took out the uniform that ancient boxing disciples should wear, and gave him the treasure of the sect, "Nine Yin Sutra". (Salute to " The Legend of the Condor Heroes ") He Jinyin asked why the woman in the cover was covered with face, and the Ghost King Da said that she had a higher skill in covering her face.
This time He Jinyin only donated 20 yuan, he only has so much, and he said that he had no job, and hopes to follow his master to practice martial arts and serve him in the future. Ghost King Da was shocked.
Ghost King Da brought He Jinyin to the platform and taught him the most powerful "Invincible Hot Wheels". It is to roll down long steps with the enemy, use the enemy to protect himself, and throw the enemy to death. If you fail, it proves that it is not a material for practicing martial arts, and you don’t have to come back to find your master in the future; if you succeed, it proves that you have already mastered the peerless martial arts, and you don’t have to come back to find your master in the future.
He Jinyin gave Gui Wangda a watch, saying it was very commemorative. Ghost King Da turned around and left, still thinking he was nagging. He Jinyin looked at the long steps and thought about it and didn't dare to jump. Ghost King Da touched the watch in his hand and thought of He Jinyin a little.
Ghost King Da came back to find He Jinyin. When he saw that he was not on the platform, he accidentally rolled down from the platform, and was bleeding from the platform. Fortunately, he was fine. He Jinyin licked the ice cream and witnessed everything, thinking that his master was making a demonstration. He said that this move is too advanced, so he should practice some basic skills first. In the parking lot of
Sports Center, a black bear suit and tie, with Armani gold-rimmed glasses, gave Ali a bouquet of pink roses. The black bear held Ali's hand and touched her, and invited her to watch TV at home. Ali knocked off Black Bear's glasses and raised his knees to his crotch. Black Bear was about to unbutton his pants and commit murder on Ali. He Jinyin, who was wearing a Garfield cat hood and an ancient boxing uniform, drank him.
"Let that girl go", (famous scene) He Jinyin said it three times in a row, posing in a double-shaped posture to meet the enemy, but was knocked over by a black bear with a punch and sat on his body. The black bear couldn't lift his mask and called someone to get a knife. Garfield stood up again. The black bear hugged him with a judo technique and threw it. Garfield stood up again, and it was like this several times in a row.
Black Bear used his ultimate move to "overwhelm", and Garfield also used his ultimate move to "Invincible Hot Wheels". He crawled into the middle of the black bear's legs to protect his head, and rolled down the steps with the black bear. The black bear was hit and his head was bleeding, and Garfield was safe and sound. Ali chased after him and saw Garfield pose in a V-shaped gesture.
He Jinyin walked to a place where no one was around and took off his head hood. He believed his master's words more, and he was indeed more skilled in covering his face. He finally succeeded and burst into tears with excitement. The police came and said that he was inappropriate in public, suspected that he was the gangster's elder brother, and that Garfield's hood was also taken back as evidence.
Judo Hall has big news. The masked Garfield defeated the head general of the Judo Ministry with the Invincible Hot Wheels, rescued the elite flower Ali, and the ghost king Tatsu who was using the toilet also heard it. Everyone was betting to guess who this person was, Ali said she didn't know, but he met his standards for choosing a spouse. On the avatar (salute to the protagonist of "Alien"), someone bet on 10 yuan.
In the parking lot, Ali saw the masked Garfield cat, but she took off her head and said it was the boss. Then a bunch of Garfield masks appeared, and many people said that they saved Ali and wanted to take advantage of Ali. He Jinyin put on the Garfield cat hood and wanted to save Ali again, but she punched her.
Ali ran away in a taxi, and a bunch of Garfield cats squeezed into a taxi to chase, He Jinyin and Gui Wangda were both inside. He Jinyin said that he had mastered the Invincible Hot Wheel, and Ghost King Da told him that this time it happened and he would not be so lucky next time. The car hit the mountain and a bunch of people threw it out.
He Jinyin knew that Ghost King Da was lying to him, so he was so angry that he used a folding bench to slap the door. He Jinyin said that he defeated the Black Bear, and Ghost King Da said that he gave him confidence first. The Ghost King Da didn't believe He Jinyin dared to confess to Ali, and the two of them scolded each other and punched them.
He Jinyin found Ali and confessed to her that the masked man who saved her that day was himself. Ali asked him what evidence he had? He couldn't say it for a moment. Ali felt that even He Jinyin wanted to take advantage of him, so she took out a pistol and shot He Jinyin to death. Vivian was shocked by the side. This turned out to be what He Jinyin imagined. Thinking of this, he felt sweat on his head.
Ali called him from behind, scaring He Jinyin to run forward quickly. Ali asked him if he knew who the masked Garfield was? He Jinyin said he didn't know. Ali knew that the reason why that person was masked was that he didn't want to repay him himself. He Jinyin also said that this amazing man who did not want to repay him was so great that he was about the same as Jesus .
Ali pulled He Jinyin's hand and asked herself how she should repay him? He Jinyin said he would kiss him, and this kindness must be repayed. Just as He Jinyin was waiting for the kiss with expectations, Ali kissed Duan Shuiliu (played by Lin Guobin) next to him, saying that he was the karate general in the elite center and had just returned from Japan. They were old classmates, and he saved Ali in a mask.
cut off the water to lead Ali away and told He Jinyin that he didn't want Ali to be with a garbage, so that he could stay away from Ali. He Jinyin also confirmed with him whether this garbage refers to himself? Shuo Shuo said yes. Ali came over and took Chuan Shuiliu's arm to leave, shook He Jinyin's hand, and thanked him for giving his advice. He Jinyin smiled bitterly.
He Jinyin sat in the garbage collection station and muttered to himself, bags of garbage behind him. He was unwilling to give Ali to the four-eyed frog with his own hands. Ghost King Da actually came to the garbage station with a pile of garbage, and He Jinyin grabbed him.
Ghost King Da knew that He Jinyin was a real masked Garfield cat. He Jinyin told him that a senior brother pretended to be him and wanted to ask Ghost King Da to help clarify. Ghost King Da agreed to help him clarify, and He Jinyin asked him to go with him now. Ghost King Da said that He Jinyin is like this now, no one will believe anything.
He Jinyin had no desire to live, and the Ghost King Da asked him to die. He Jinyin said that he would beat his senior brother before he died because he said he was garbage. The Ghost King Da pulled He Jinyin next to the garbage and compared it, it was indeed like garbage. He Jinyin asked Ghost King Da to teach him his kung fu again. Ghost King Da reiterated that he was lying to him and that he would not lie to others again in the future.
He Jinyin held the Ghost King Da with his knife and asked him to go to the elite center with him to give a letter of war to the senior brother. Mary was familiar with them at the front desk and asked Ghost King Da to invite her to watch a movie. Ghost King Da said that he would watch "The Destruction Expert". (It is this "King of Destruction") He Jinyin asked his senior brother to give a letter of war. Mary said that he was having a meeting with Director Chen, and He Jinyin asked Mary to convey it.
Ghost King Da saw the coaches in the conference room having a meeting and called He Jinyin to come and peep. Director Chen (played by Qin Pei-) is introducing to Duan Shuiliu: the four departments of the elite center: the main general of Taekwondo (played by Zhou Billy), with flexible legs; the main general of the kendo department, with fast sword speed; the main general of the Western boxing, with heavy right hook punch; the main general of the Judo department, three outstanding fighters.
油水水水 need to reorganize the elite center. He believes that karate is the strongest martial arts in the world and that the other four departments can be abolished. You can also join the Karate Department, but you have to go through the selection and only train the elites yourself and don’t have to waste. He said to the Black Bear again, "I'm not targeting you, I mean everyone here is rubbish." (Famous scene)
The four main generals wanted to interrupt the water flow, but they were all blown up by him. Seeing that Duanshui Liu was so cruel, He Jinyin was so scared that he ran back to the front desk to burn the challenge book.
[Movie]: King of Destruction [Director]: Li Lizhi
[Starring]: Stephen Chow , Ng Mengda , Zhong Liti , Lin Guobin , Li Lizhi, Zheng Zu , Huang Yifei
[Plot]: In the Judo Hall in the elite center, the main general Black Bear (played by Zheng Zu) won the applause of the students with one battle with one enemy, "overwhelming the sea". The black bear taught Ali (played by Joey Chung) that she was not allowed to eat gum. Ali stuck the gum on her clothes and praised the black bear for being so handsome that she was so cool. The black bear greeted her with a smile in an instant, wanting to ask Ali to come to his house to watch TV at night. Ali laughed at him for being nervous, and then ate gum and left.
In the women's locker room, vivian asked Ali why she didn't agree to the date just now? Ali vomited disgustingly as a black bear. Vivian asked Ali about her mate selection criteria, and Ali said she must be a handsome, gentle and generous, truly brave hero!
vivian asked her to call the newspaper's friend advertisement, saying how could there be heroes in this era? Ali smiled and said nothing, opened her wardrobe cabinet, revealing a large poster of Schwarzenegger . (Salute to the Terminator 2" Terminator)
At night, the garbage truck driver ( Lin Xue ornaments) was loading the goods. He saw lightning and thunder in the sky, and a naked man appeared out of thin air-- He Jinyin (played by Stephen Chow). (Salute to the Terminator 2)
Two policemen came. It turned out that He Jinyin was snatched away just now, so he called the police himself. The police asked him if he remembered the robber's appearance? He Jinyin said forget it, he voluntarily robbed him.
Just now, there was a man in rags. He first asked him for 20 yuan to buy something, and he said that his wife and children had no food and no clothes to wear. So he took away his clothes and wallet and asked him if he minded? He Jinyin also had to take off his underwear and help others to the end. I am also afraid of being reported and exposed, so I call the police first to explain the situation.
The police were stunned and shouted on the walkie-talkie, saying that they had discovered the mentally retarded and exposed, and sent a car to take He Jinyin away. There was really a robber. The family of three was eating food bought by He Jinyin's money and wearing He Jinyin's clothes. Fortunately, they met a kind-hearted person.
He Jinyin helped Rongji Bingfang deliver takeout. When he came back from a long distance, he added mustard oil to his water to tease him. The boss (played by Huang Yifei) carries out "Mencius". When God is about to give a great responsibility to this person, he must first work hard, starve his body, and suffer his mind, and then give him a farther order.
A Niu ( Gu Dezhao ornaments) also came to tease him, saying that the boss loved him and he was jealous. Some customer called the boss and said there was a fly in the soup. A Niu pushed He Jinyin out to deal with it. He Jinyin called Xiaoqiang and was beaten away by a customer.
The customer told the boss that the fly was swimming around in the bowl, as if mocking himself. The boss said that business is the most important thing to do hygiene. He fished out the flies and asked the clerks to step on them with their feet and slapped them with folding beer. He Jinyin smashed a beer bottle and wanted to insert it. The client didn't think it was that complicated, he just wanted to change the soup.
He Jinyin called everyone to stop. Just as he was about to change the soup for the customer, the boss said that the fly was on He Jinyin, and everyone beat him up again. The customer had no choice but to leave with 10 yuan. The boss educates everyone: If you don’t make such a big deal, you not only have to change the soup for the customers, but you can’t receive the money, so you have to do your best in everything. The boss also taught He Jinyin not to break the beer bottle, one is worth 50 cents.
In the judo hall, Ali and the black bear practice judo, and the black bear always gives in to her. Heixiong said that she had her birthday today, and said that she would take her to the concert of Jacky Cheung tomorrow. She always wanted to meet Ali, but Ali was not interested at all.
Global Elite Sports Center, a group of football players passed by He Jinyin and stepped forward to pat his head. Everyone is familiar with each other, and He Jinyin doesn't look angry at all.
Black Bear asked Ali to kiss him. Ali said that he could kiss anyone, but he wouldn't kiss Black Bear. The Black Bear was a little angry. It happened that He Jinyin came in to deliver the meal. Ali deliberately kissed He Jinyin on the cheek in public, and the black bear became even more angry. Ali kissed He Jinyin's mouth again and pulled him to listen to Jacky Cheung's concert. Black Bear was furious.
He Jinyin was serious and told Ali that she only has time on Wednesdays, so she can go to the concert today, but she has to perm her hair first, so she deserves more than Ali. Ali apologized to him and kissed him without his consent just now. She was joking.
He Jinyin was not angry and asked Ali to leave first, saying that she would wait until her legs stopped shaking and her heartbeat was not so fast before leaving. Then she sat on the turf and rested. Seeing that he was serious, Ali felt a little sorry and left each other's names. He Jinyin asked if he would still watch the concert together? Ali said that tickets were difficult to buy, and He Jinyin said that as long as he had confidence, the iron rod was ground into a needle, the two of them said goodbye with a smile.
Hissue tickets for Jacky Cheung will be sold at 9 a.m. in the gymnasium. He Jinyin went to sleep in the tent the night before and was ranked first. The security guard maintained order in line, and the female fan group shouted, "Jackie Cheung, we love you."突然冲进来一个男粉丝喊“我爱黎明”,被众人蒙上被子围起来揍。
Seiko watch (advertising implant) showed that it was almost 9 o'clock. A man in suit told He Jinyin that he would spend 1,000 yuan to buy his position, and He Jinyin said that this position is very important to him. The man raised the price to 2,000 yuan, and he promised his girlfriend that he must buy tickets. He Jinyin believes that it is not a matter of money. He must rely on his own efforts to buy tickets. He only has this day of vacation per month and comes to queue up all night.
A sexy woman came over to ask He Jinyin to give her the position. She promised her boyfriend that she must buy tickets and said she would invite him to dinner. He Jinyin asked her to ask for three or four salaries, but the other party refused. He Jinyin said that if he were himself, he would be willing to ask for 30 salaries. If you refuse to sacrifice for love, you will never buy tickets in your life.
An old lady ( Hou Huanling decoration) wanted to buy tickets for her grandson. She loved her grandson very much, and He Jinyin agreed and asked her to insert it in front. The old lady was the first to buy tickets as she wished, and He Jinyin ranked second but couldn't buy two tickets worth 320 yuan. The ticket seller said there were 20 tickets in total, and they were all bought by the old lady.
He Jinyin squeezed out of the crowd, found the old lady, and asked her to give her two votes. The old lady gave all the tickets to her grandson, who shouted at the door, with each price increase of 500 and the front row price increase of 1,000. A large number of people rushed towards their grandson. He Jinyin rolled down the steps and broke his head. He handed over the money and was about to get the ticket, but his grandson was taken away by the police for reselling the scalper ticket.
people left, the scene was in a mess, He Jinyin squatted on the ground with his head covered in annoyance. Someone asked him why he didn't leave yet? He said he didn't buy the ticket, and God was too unfair to him. The man said that the votes were all in his place and gave He Jinyin two pieces. Looking up, it turned out to be Jacky Cheung (played by Jacky Cheung) himself. He Jinyin said to Jacky Cheung, "I love you", and Jacky Cheung said, "No need, I already have a girlfriend."
He Jinyin wrote a love letter to Ali: Jacky Cheung's appearance made him believe that there are miracles in this world, and at the same time encouraged him to pursue Ali boldly. He attached two concert tickets and asked her to wait at the station at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon. He Jinyin put the love letter and ticket in the egg sandwich, pretending to meet him and want to give it to Ali, but unexpectedly Ali said that she would not eat eggs, and He Jinyin seemed to be hit hard.
He Jinyin caught up with Ali again and asked her to take it home for her mother to eat. Unexpectedly, Vivian snatched it and stuffed it into her mouth to eat it all in a few bites. He didn't even notice the tickets and love letters, and He Jinyin was foolishly in the same place. Vivian walked for a while and felt uncomfortable in his throat. He coughed hard and vomited love letters and tickets.
The next day, vivian came to tell He Jinyin that Ali was waiting for him at the station and praised him for being smart yesterday. vivian asked He Jinyin to invite him to dinner, and He Jinyin said he would invite him to dinner together. He Jinyin was in a good mood. He wore a shirt and tied a tie. When he saw Ali crossing the street, he was taken down by a car. (Famous scene)
He Jinyin felt the shit when he stood up, and hid his hands behind him and did not dare to shake hands with Ali. He took out the gift from his backpack and gave it to Ali. Ali thanked him for shaking his hand, but he couldn't reach out and smiled and stretched out his feet to hold it. Ali thought he was so special, thanked him for the ticket and forced him to pull out his hand.
He Jinyin's hand was forced to stretch out when he was held by the black bear.Black Bear asked them how are they okay? I kissed me just met yesterday. Did you go check in today? Black bear deliberately looked for He Jinyin's fault and grabbed his hand and asked him to hit him, but his face was covered in shit. Black Bear asked what this is? He Jinyin said it was a rice field. The black bear punched He Jinyin, but knocked Ali away.
Ali's nose bridge was injured and she was resting at home on the second floor. My mother called her to watch Zhang Xiaoyan's TV, but she didn't. He Jinyin climbed up the street light and greeted Ali by the window. He came to apologize specifically. He just tried to slap his nose and found it very painful. He told Ali to go to the hospital for a check-up. The injury to the nose may cause intranasal bleeding, sinusitis , nasopharyngeal carcinoma .
Ali thought he was annoyed and asked him to leave. She also returned the gift he gave - Garfield (salute to the protagonist of "Garfield"). He Jinyin attaches great importance to the relationship between the two and asks Ali to give him another chance. Ali told him that she didn't like cowardly people. He Jinyin slid down the street lights and thought for a long time. On his way back, the light went out, and even the moon went out. In the sports center, Black Bear brags to the players about how brave he was when he beats He Jinyin, and also beats Ali to 9 feet high and rotates 720 degrees. He Jinyin came to him and asked him why he didn't say that his face was covered with rice fields? Everyone laughed at the black bear.
He Jinyin asked He Xiong to apologize to Ali. He Xiong punched him and wanted to hit him. He Jinyin squatted down with his hat. Ali came, and the black bear grabbed He Jinyin's hair and said love words to Ali. Ali called Black Bear to let go, and Black Bear slapped He Jinyin in the face and kicked him away. He Jinyin put on his hat and walked away with a fast food basket.
He Jinyin ran outdoors and was hit in the nose by the flying football, bleeding, and the lunch box in the fast food basket was also spread all over the floor. The football players came over to make faces at him and teased him in circles. He crawled out of the crowd and found his hat and covered his head, as if the turtle felt safer only if it got into the shell.
He Jinyin looked up and saw a billboard hanging on a store with a "Coward Savior" and went up and knocked on the door and said he was a coward. Ghost King Da (played by Ng Mengda) thought he was impotence, so he took him 20 yuan and sold him a bottle of Indian magic oil. He Jinyin said he didn't want this to refund the money, but Ghost King Da said that he had fingerprints after touching it, but he couldn't refund it, so he could change the beer.
Ghost King Da knew at a glance that he had broken up. He Jinyin started crying. Ghost King Da handed him a tissue and said that he should change to a good-looking set of clothes to cheer up, listen to a popular music, and eat a rich breakfast, and feel much happier.
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Ghost King Da recommended him the "Resistance to Love and Joy Set", beautiful clothes, good songs and rich breakfast, and the fee is 6 cents per 6 seconds. He Jinyin wore a groom's hat on his head, a big red flower on his chest, a recorder in his arms, and a ham sausage in his hands, feeling that he was talking to the boss. Ghost King Da asked him to sing "Give Up Her" with the music, and it turns out that the feeling of breaking up love has improved a lot.
football kicked over again, smashing the ghost kingda's nose and bleeding. Ghost King Da said that he had practiced Kung Fu, and he was the head of ancient Chinese boxing. He was known as the Devil Muscle Man (Salute to "Hidden Ultraman "). Opening a grocery store is just his interest, and teaching boxing is his main job. Bruce Lee is his senior brother, and Jackie Chan often asks him for tea. He Jinyin looked at his lame leg and didn't know whether it was true or false.
Ghost King Da asked He Jinyin what he wanted to learn? 20% off for the fee: iron sand palm , 3 days of training, 600 yuan. Iron cloth shirt, made in 5 days, 800 yuan. Blood droplets, made in 7 days, 1,000 yuan. Electric Dulong Diamond (salute to " Street Fighter "), 1,500 yuan. Lightning Infinite Death Lightning (Salute to Ultraman) does not have this kind of martial arts. He is the purpose of his boxing teaching to be honest and seek truth from facts.
He Jinyin still didn't believe it, so he turned around and wanted to leave. Ghost King Da slapped the table with his palm, and quietly took away a piece of the table leg that had been sawed off in advance with his other hand, and the table broke. Ghost King Da said that the highest level of Iron Sand Palm is to win internal strength and kill people without shadow. He Jinyin believed that the Ghost King Da really had skills, but I wonder if he could defeat Judo? The Ghost King Da said that there is skill but no coward.
He Jinyin has to learn everything, and he is not afraid of being expensive, he wants to become the strongest person.Ghost King Da asked him to pay the tuition immediately and become a disciple immediately. He also brought out a merit box that "everyone has boxing practice".
He Jinyin put on new running shoes and tied his headband. He ran every morning, carefully trained peerless martial arts such as iron sand palms and tiger and crane double shapes, and also donated money every day. The Ghost King Da counts money every day and praises him for being great. He Jinyin told Ali that she practiced martial arts and asked her to find herself if she had something to do. Vivian casually punched him and knocked down He Jinyin.
He Jinyin was possessed and practiced constantly in Rongji: practicing tiger and crane double shape on the lobby stool, practicing iron sand palms while washing rice in the kitchen, and guarding the customer's hands to cook noodles on the dining table, and constantly being taught by the boss. The boss drove him away, and he actually left.
Ghost King Da taught He Jinyin that everyone has their own identity and dignity. He took out the uniform that ancient boxing disciples should wear, and gave him the treasure of the sect, "Nine Yin Sutra". (Salute to " The Legend of the Condor Heroes ") He Jinyin asked why the woman in the cover was covered with face, and the Ghost King Da said that she had a higher skill in covering her face.
This time He Jinyin only donated 20 yuan, he only has so much, and he said that he had no job, and hopes to follow his master to practice martial arts and serve him in the future. Ghost King Da was shocked.
Ghost King Da brought He Jinyin to the platform and taught him the most powerful "Invincible Hot Wheels". It is to roll down long steps with the enemy, use the enemy to protect himself, and throw the enemy to death. If you fail, it proves that it is not a material for practicing martial arts, and you don’t have to come back to find your master in the future; if you succeed, it proves that you have already mastered the peerless martial arts, and you don’t have to come back to find your master in the future.
He Jinyin gave Gui Wangda a watch, saying it was very commemorative. Ghost King Da turned around and left, still thinking he was nagging. He Jinyin looked at the long steps and thought about it and didn't dare to jump. Ghost King Da touched the watch in his hand and thought of He Jinyin a little.
Ghost King Da came back to find He Jinyin. When he saw that he was not on the platform, he accidentally rolled down from the platform, and was bleeding from the platform. Fortunately, he was fine. He Jinyin licked the ice cream and witnessed everything, thinking that his master was making a demonstration. He said that this move is too advanced, so he should practice some basic skills first. In the parking lot of
Sports Center, a black bear suit and tie, with Armani gold-rimmed glasses, gave Ali a bouquet of pink roses. The black bear held Ali's hand and touched her, and invited her to watch TV at home. Ali knocked off Black Bear's glasses and raised his knees to his crotch. Black Bear was about to unbutton his pants and commit murder on Ali. He Jinyin, who was wearing a Garfield cat hood and an ancient boxing uniform, drank him.
"Let that girl go", (famous scene) He Jinyin said it three times in a row, posing in a double-shaped posture to meet the enemy, but was knocked over by a black bear with a punch and sat on his body. The black bear couldn't lift his mask and called someone to get a knife. Garfield stood up again. The black bear hugged him with a judo technique and threw it. Garfield stood up again, and it was like this several times in a row.
Black Bear used his ultimate move to "overwhelm", and Garfield also used his ultimate move to "Invincible Hot Wheels". He crawled into the middle of the black bear's legs to protect his head, and rolled down the steps with the black bear. The black bear was hit and his head was bleeding, and Garfield was safe and sound. Ali chased after him and saw Garfield pose in a V-shaped gesture.
He Jinyin walked to a place where no one was around and took off his head hood. He believed his master's words more, and he was indeed more skilled in covering his face. He finally succeeded and burst into tears with excitement. The police came and said that he was inappropriate in public, suspected that he was the gangster's elder brother, and that Garfield's hood was also taken back as evidence.
Judo Hall has big news. The masked Garfield defeated the head general of the Judo Ministry with the Invincible Hot Wheels, rescued the elite flower Ali, and the ghost king Tatsu who was using the toilet also heard it. Everyone was betting to guess who this person was, Ali said she didn't know, but he met his standards for choosing a spouse. On the avatar (salute to the protagonist of "Alien"), someone bet on 10 yuan.
In the parking lot, Ali saw the masked Garfield cat, but she took off her head and said it was the boss. Then a bunch of Garfield masks appeared, and many people said that they saved Ali and wanted to take advantage of Ali. He Jinyin put on the Garfield cat hood and wanted to save Ali again, but she punched her.
Ali ran away in a taxi, and a bunch of Garfield cats squeezed into a taxi to chase, He Jinyin and Gui Wangda were both inside. He Jinyin said that he had mastered the Invincible Hot Wheel, and Ghost King Da told him that this time it happened and he would not be so lucky next time. The car hit the mountain and a bunch of people threw it out.
He Jinyin knew that Ghost King Da was lying to him, so he was so angry that he used a folding bench to slap the door. He Jinyin said that he defeated the Black Bear, and Ghost King Da said that he gave him confidence first. The Ghost King Da didn't believe He Jinyin dared to confess to Ali, and the two of them scolded each other and punched them.
He Jinyin found Ali and confessed to her that the masked man who saved her that day was himself. Ali asked him what evidence he had? He couldn't say it for a moment. Ali felt that even He Jinyin wanted to take advantage of him, so she took out a pistol and shot He Jinyin to death. Vivian was shocked by the side. This turned out to be what He Jinyin imagined. Thinking of this, he felt sweat on his head.
Ali called him from behind, scaring He Jinyin to run forward quickly. Ali asked him if he knew who the masked Garfield was? He Jinyin said he didn't know. Ali knew that the reason why that person was masked was that he didn't want to repay him himself. He Jinyin also said that this amazing man who did not want to repay him was so great that he was about the same as Jesus .
Ali pulled He Jinyin's hand and asked herself how she should repay him? He Jinyin said he would kiss him, and this kindness must be repayed. Just as He Jinyin was waiting for the kiss with expectations, Ali kissed Duan Shuiliu (played by Lin Guobin) next to him, saying that he was the karate general in the elite center and had just returned from Japan. They were old classmates, and he saved Ali in a mask.
cut off the water to lead Ali away and told He Jinyin that he didn't want Ali to be with a garbage, so that he could stay away from Ali. He Jinyin also confirmed with him whether this garbage refers to himself? Shuo Shuo said yes. Ali came over and took Chuan Shuiliu's arm to leave, shook He Jinyin's hand, and thanked him for giving his advice. He Jinyin smiled bitterly.
He Jinyin sat in the garbage collection station and muttered to himself, bags of garbage behind him. He was unwilling to give Ali to the four-eyed frog with his own hands. Ghost King Da actually came to the garbage station with a pile of garbage, and He Jinyin grabbed him.
Ghost King Da knew that He Jinyin was a real masked Garfield cat. He Jinyin told him that a senior brother pretended to be him and wanted to ask Ghost King Da to help clarify. Ghost King Da agreed to help him clarify, and He Jinyin asked him to go with him now. Ghost King Da said that He Jinyin is like this now, no one will believe anything.
He Jinyin had no desire to live, and the Ghost King Da asked him to die. He Jinyin said that he would beat his senior brother before he died because he said he was garbage. The Ghost King Da pulled He Jinyin next to the garbage and compared it, it was indeed like garbage. He Jinyin asked Ghost King Da to teach him his kung fu again. Ghost King Da reiterated that he was lying to him and that he would not lie to others again in the future.
He Jinyin held the Ghost King Da with his knife and asked him to go to the elite center with him to give a letter of war to the senior brother. Mary was familiar with them at the front desk and asked Ghost King Da to invite her to watch a movie. Ghost King Da said that he would watch "The Destruction Expert". (It is this "King of Destruction") He Jinyin asked his senior brother to give a letter of war. Mary said that he was having a meeting with Director Chen, and He Jinyin asked Mary to convey it.
Ghost King Da saw the coaches in the conference room having a meeting and called He Jinyin to come and peep. Director Chen (played by Qin Pei-) is introducing to Duan Shuiliu: the four departments of the elite center: the main general of Taekwondo (played by Zhou Billy), with flexible legs; the main general of the kendo department, with fast sword speed; the main general of the Western boxing, with heavy right hook punch; the main general of the Judo department, three outstanding fighters.
油水水水 need to reorganize the elite center. He believes that karate is the strongest martial arts in the world and that the other four departments can be abolished. You can also join the Karate Department, but you have to go through the selection and only train the elites yourself and don’t have to waste. He said to the Black Bear again, "I'm not targeting you, I mean everyone here is rubbish." (Famous scene)
The four main generals wanted to interrupt the water flow, but they were all blown up by him. Seeing that Duanshui Liu was so cruel, He Jinyin was so scared that he ran back to the front desk to burn the challenge book.Director Chen snatched the challenge book and said that the Ghost King Da was driven out by the Elite Center, so why is there any face to come back? He gave him change to let him go, but Ghost King Da said that he challenged Duan Shuiliu as the head of ancient boxing.
Duanshuiliu recognized him, and ancient Chinese boxing is known as the nemesis of karate. Ghost King Da is the Southeast Asian free fighting champion in 1974 and the all-Japanese free fighting champ in 1980. Unfortunately, he was broken by his master who had broken water in 1988 and there was no news anymore. It turns out that Ghost King Da has since withdrawn from the world, abandoned himself, robbed and cheated, and has been living to this day.
Director Chen asked Ghost Wang Da why he is challenging Duanshuiliu now? Ghost King Da said that the challenger was He Jinyin, the second generation of ancient boxing disciples. The two met for a month later. If the Duanshuiliu wins, the ancient Chinese boxing technique will disappear from the earth; if Chen Jinyin wins, the ancient Chinese boxing technique will enter the elite center with a dignified reputation.
Ghost King Da said that this matter is beneficial but not harmful. If you win, you can promote ancient boxing. If you lose, let He Jinyin buy a high-value insurance and the beneficiary write his name. He Jinyin didn't want to fight, but when the Ghost King Da mentioned Ali, he was willing to fight again.
Happy TV Station (Paying for Shaw Brothers TV Station) program ratings have been declining. Editor Xiaogui (Hong Kong Yishan ) said that those who deliver food should challenge the water flow, and ancient boxing fights against karate. So "Happy Tonight" hosted this "Happy Ring Night" Director (played by Li Lichi) introduced the contestants on both sides, and they both signed a life and death clause.
Director asked He Jinyin why he made such a tragic decision? Described as a "suicide" challenge. He Jinyin looked at Ali in the audience and was about to answer, but he couldn't get the microphone. Xiaogui’s interview with Chuan Shuiliu, why did he agree to the TV broadcast? He said he wanted to promote karate.
Xiaogui asked him again if he had once masked a hero to save the beauty? He said that he grew up in Japan and his idol was a masked superman, so he liked to wear masks to help the weak and put on several masks. Chuanshuiliu confessed to Ali in public, and the two told each other about the past, and He Jinyin burst into pieces in anger. The two held hands and sang "Love Flowers Bloom" for duet, and He Jinyin bleed in his seven orifices.
Duan Shuiliu took the opportunity to take out the ring and proposed to Ali. Just as Ali was about to bring it with him, He Jinyin said in a hurry, "Let go of that girl." Ali was stunned. This was exactly what the masked Garfield said that day. He Jinyin pointed out that Duan Shuiliu lied and that the person who saved Ali that day was himself. Duan Shuiliu said that he was slandered and he would be killed at the game site.
Ghost King Da stood up and said that He Jinyin was not a suicide challenge, and his title of "Devil Muscle Man" was not a false reputation. The hell-style death training will officially begin tomorrow and will be announced in a month. The Ghost King Da pulled He Jinyin away. Duan Shuiliu wanted Ali to bring the ring, but she refused and pulled vivian away.
At night, Ali was awakened by a dream. In the dream, she rushed towards the masked Garfield cat's broken water flow, and she didn't want the broken water flow tore off the human skin mask. The truth was He Jinyin.
Ghost King Da's devil training begins immediately, and entertainment reporter Xiaogui went to the scene to conduct a live report. The environment is terrifying and chilling, and the camera records everything. Ghost King Da actually brought He Jinyin to hot pot and pee beef balls . (Salute to the God of Food) Duanshuiliu also made Director Chen pay attention to the dynamics of Ghost King Da. Director Chen said that it would be better for them to eat hot pot at night.
There are two weeks left in training, and He Jinyin and Rongji's people also have many beauties in swimsuits playing in the pool. Director Chen doesn't understand what they are doing, either being crazy or having a conspiracy. He Jinyin sang "The Man who is Easy to Injured" in karaoke (Salute to "The Man Who is Easy to Injured") The Ghost King Da was also hugging a woman and dreaming of being drunk. Chuanshui Liu took off his shirt and practiced karate skills.
On the night of the competition, doctors and nurses also came to the scene, preparing to rescue them immediately if there is danger. A reporter conducted a pre-match interview and asked if Duan Shuiliu would shoot a third-level film if he lost? Duan Shuiliu grabbed him and said that he could only make kung fu movies.
In the lounge, everyone bets are buying out and winning. Duan Shuiliu was still a little nervous. He didn't understand what Master He Jinyin was doing.He Jinyin wanted to see Ali for the last time, but Ali was stuck in the elevator and couldn't get out. She wanted to persuade He Jinyin not to play the game.
on the stage, the host introduced Chuanshuiliu, known as the human weapon, and will kill with one blow. He Jinyin and Ghost King Da both appeared in Ultraman Salted Egg Superman. He Jinyin wore the battle robe sewn for him by Rongji Ice Room, and behind it was a dish advertisement. Almost all the hosts and fans are optimistic about the no-shuiliu.
pose photo session, and the water flow broke into a fighting style. He Jinyin held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, the meteor hammer, and the machine gun respectively, and the water flow broke into a sweat. He Jinyin won the Best Model Award and waved his hand to celebrate, and the water flow gave him the award.
The first round begins, and the broken water flows towards Chen Jinyin, who faces the enemy on his back. It turns out that this month's ghost king Da knew that it was difficult to surpass the cut off water flow in his fists and feet, so he directly trained the highest level of ancient Chinese boxing - psychological warfare. After eating, drinking, having fun and facing the enemy for a month, I did not dare to move forward in the first round.
Both commentators watched both sides move, so they had to read " The Legend of the Condor Heroes " (paying tribute to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes") and "Jin Ping Mei" (paying tribute to "Jin Ping Mei") and change the protagonist's name to the names of both sides so that they will not be empty when broadcasting. Duan Shuiliu felt uncomfortable and started arguing with the commentator. At the end of the first round, He Jinyin passed by luck.
The second round begins, the Ghost King Da threw a stone in the audience and smashed the water flow, threw a hammer and played with a knife, making the water flow nervous. Ghost King Da threw the knife again, and He Jinyin took advantage of the water to distract himself and punched him, and then he hit him with the tiger and crane in the shape of a double-shaped tiger and crane, bleeding from both nostrils. Ghost King Da kept shooting arrows, throwing grenades, throwing an axe, throwing durian, and the water flow was about to kick over, and the advertising time was up.
turns out to be the "Wiyuantang" advertisement for singing and dancing. Ali and vivian were still stuck in the elevator and could only learn about what was happening in the field by listening to the radio. The elevator repairman heard the call of the trapped people, but because Ali had a bad attitude, he trapped them for a while.
The third round began, Chuanshuiliu thought that He Jinyin had no martial arts at all, and he didn't want anyone around him to tell him that every morning he saw He Jinyin swinging around on a high-speed truck, just like a madman, maybe he was practicing his own martial arts.
Broken water flows to He Jinyin and punches, but He Jinyin goes around behind him and crosses his legs with his hands and legs. One commentator believed that the water cutter was entangled with He Jinyin, while the other commentator found that the water cutter was entangled with He Jinyin. The introduction of Ghost King Da is the ace defensive skill in ancient Chinese boxing - the golden snake wrapped around the sticky hand. It requires a truck to train the big technique. The core is just one word - lock.
No matter how the water cut off the water cut off, he has a way to lock the water cut off the water cut off so that he can't use it. Duan Shuiliu hit He Jinyin's back with one punch and one punch, and He Jinyin didn't let go even after vomiting blood. Chuan Shuiliu kicked He Jinyin with a kick. He hit the guardrail and bounced back to Chuan Shuiliu to hold him. The commentator and audience on the scene changed to support He Jinyin's side and encouraged him to hold on.
Crying with broken water flow, the reporter took a close-up of him. After several impacts from the broken water flow, he used a killer move - breaking his head and feet, and the referee rings the bell, and the third round is over. He Jinyin celebrated that he was not dead and stood up to cheer. Chuanshuiliu was also judged as the winner, but because He Jinyin was not killed, he attracted a lot of boos, and many people lost money.
He Jinyin was raised up and singing karaoke. He finally met Ali and was very happy. Just as he was about to tell his secret, he was kicked away by Chuanshuiliu. Chuanshuiliu hurt Ali and was slapped by Ali. Chuanshuiliu was about to fight back, but the referee Ban Leishui (Handlei) (played by Zheng Jiasheng ) (salute to "The Book and Sword" Ben Leishui) stood up and showed off his muscles and was about to use the Mantis Fist, but was knocked down by Chuanshuiliu in one second.
The head of the Eagle Claw Sect used a thousand miles of voice transmission, saying that there was a strong hand in the strong, and He Jinyin won with his wisdom, but Chuanshuiliu wanted to kill him, which was too much. There are also Bagua Sect and Baihe Sect, who all look down on Shuoshuiliu. The broken water flow made them all come up, punching and kicking masters from all walks of life.
He Jinyin was going to leave with Gui Wangda and Ali, but when he saw this situation, everyone asked him to find a staircase for him. He wanted to use his last move. It happened that the organizer announced that the lucky wheel lottery was about to begin, and some big color balls were rolling inside the large Ferris wheel.
The Ferris wheel door opened, and the lucky lottery number 9 rolled out.
He Jinyin faced the Shuiliuliu, and he got up and entangled him with the "Invincible Hot Wheel". The two of them entered the Ferris wheel. The Shuiliuliu's head kept hitting the iron rod of the Ferris wheel, and the Ferris wheel also turned. The people on the scene stopped and watched. The Ferris wheel was overloaded and fell to the ground. Duan Shuiliu stood and laughed wildly, saying that the karate was the strongest, and He Jinyin told him not to pretend anymore, and Duan Shuiliu fell down.
reporter surrounded He Jinyin, and Ghost Wang Da was also very proud and boasted about himself in front of the camera. He Jinyin also modestly introduced himself: eliminating violence and maintaining good deeds is the responsibility, doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is the interest, and helping the old lady cross the road every week, and doing it two or three times during the National Day. The reporter asked He Jinyin what he wanted to do most at this moment? He said he wanted to go to the concert with Ali tomorrow night, and he had already bought two tickets.
Ali walked towards He Jinyin and threw herself into his arms. Without waiting for He Jinyin to say anything, she kissed him first.
[Highlights]: One of Stephen Chow's early works, there are also many famous scenes in the formation of a nonsensical style. Stephen Chow's humor is like Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do , which quickly, accurately and vigorously pokes the laughing hole. Stephen Chow is very good at shaping small people. He Jinyin seems to be stupid and persistent, but it is his principle of being a human being. He believes that love is worthy of possession through hard work and persistence.
The old partners Stephen Chow and Ng Mengda play like whatever they play. The scene of scolding was also very exciting. You were like two martial arts masters, without any place to insert the needle. The most important thing when chasing a girl is the word "dare". When people have poor results, they are not convinced.
on the stage, the host introduced Chuanshuiliu, known as the human weapon, and will kill with one blow. He Jinyin and Ghost King Da both appeared in Ultraman Salted Egg Superman. He Jinyin wore the battle robe sewn for him by Rongji Ice Room, and behind it was a dish advertisement. Almost all the hosts and fans are optimistic about the no-shuiliu.
pose photo session, and the water flow broke into a fighting style. He Jinyin held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, the meteor hammer, and the machine gun respectively, and the water flow broke into a sweat. He Jinyin won the Best Model Award and waved his hand to celebrate, and the water flow gave him the award.
The first round begins, and the broken water flows towards Chen Jinyin, who faces the enemy on his back. It turns out that this month's ghost king Da knew that it was difficult to surpass the cut off water flow in his fists and feet, so he directly trained the highest level of ancient Chinese boxing - psychological warfare. After eating, drinking, having fun and facing the enemy for a month, I did not dare to move forward in the first round.
Both commentators watched both sides move, so they had to read " The Legend of the Condor Heroes " (paying tribute to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes") and "Jin Ping Mei" (paying tribute to "Jin Ping Mei") and change the protagonist's name to the names of both sides so that they will not be empty when broadcasting. Duan Shuiliu felt uncomfortable and started arguing with the commentator. At the end of the first round, He Jinyin passed by luck.
The second round begins, the Ghost King Da threw a stone in the audience and smashed the water flow, threw a hammer and played with a knife, making the water flow nervous. Ghost King Da threw the knife again, and He Jinyin took advantage of the water to distract himself and punched him, and then he hit him with the tiger and crane in the shape of a double-shaped tiger and crane, bleeding from both nostrils. Ghost King Da kept shooting arrows, throwing grenades, throwing an axe, throwing durian, and the water flow was about to kick over, and the advertising time was up.
turns out to be the "Wiyuantang" advertisement for singing and dancing. Ali and vivian were still stuck in the elevator and could only learn about what was happening in the field by listening to the radio. The elevator repairman heard the call of the trapped people, but because Ali had a bad attitude, he trapped them for a while.
The third round began, Chuanshuiliu thought that He Jinyin had no martial arts at all, and he didn't want anyone around him to tell him that every morning he saw He Jinyin swinging around on a high-speed truck, just like a madman, maybe he was practicing his own martial arts.
Broken water flows to He Jinyin and punches, but He Jinyin goes around behind him and crosses his legs with his hands and legs. One commentator believed that the water cutter was entangled with He Jinyin, while the other commentator found that the water cutter was entangled with He Jinyin. The introduction of Ghost King Da is the ace defensive skill in ancient Chinese boxing - the golden snake wrapped around the sticky hand. It requires a truck to train the big technique. The core is just one word - lock.
No matter how the water cut off the water cut off, he has a way to lock the water cut off the water cut off so that he can't use it. Duan Shuiliu hit He Jinyin's back with one punch and one punch, and He Jinyin didn't let go even after vomiting blood. Chuan Shuiliu kicked He Jinyin with a kick. He hit the guardrail and bounced back to Chuan Shuiliu to hold him. The commentator and audience on the scene changed to support He Jinyin's side and encouraged him to hold on.
Crying with broken water flow, the reporter took a close-up of him. After several impacts from the broken water flow, he used a killer move - breaking his head and feet, and the referee rings the bell, and the third round is over. He Jinyin celebrated that he was not dead and stood up to cheer. Chuanshuiliu was also judged as the winner, but because He Jinyin was not killed, he attracted a lot of boos, and many people lost money.
He Jinyin was raised up and singing karaoke. He finally met Ali and was very happy. Just as he was about to tell his secret, he was kicked away by Chuanshuiliu. Chuanshuiliu hurt Ali and was slapped by Ali. Chuanshuiliu was about to fight back, but the referee Ban Leishui (Handlei) (played by Zheng Jiasheng ) (salute to "The Book and Sword" Ben Leishui) stood up and showed off his muscles and was about to use the Mantis Fist, but was knocked down by Chuanshuiliu in one second.
The head of the Eagle Claw Sect used a thousand miles of voice transmission, saying that there was a strong hand in the strong, and He Jinyin won with his wisdom, but Chuanshuiliu wanted to kill him, which was too much. There are also Bagua Sect and Baihe Sect, who all look down on Shuoshuiliu. The broken water flow made them all come up, punching and kicking masters from all walks of life.
He Jinyin was going to leave with Gui Wangda and Ali, but when he saw this situation, everyone asked him to find a staircase for him. He wanted to use his last move. It happened that the organizer announced that the lucky wheel lottery was about to begin, and some big color balls were rolling inside the large Ferris wheel.
The Ferris wheel door opened, and the lucky lottery number 9 rolled out.
He Jinyin faced the Shuiliuliu, and he got up and entangled him with the "Invincible Hot Wheel". The two of them entered the Ferris wheel. The Shuiliuliu's head kept hitting the iron rod of the Ferris wheel, and the Ferris wheel also turned. The people on the scene stopped and watched. The Ferris wheel was overloaded and fell to the ground. Duan Shuiliu stood and laughed wildly, saying that the karate was the strongest, and He Jinyin told him not to pretend anymore, and Duan Shuiliu fell down.
reporter surrounded He Jinyin, and Ghost Wang Da was also very proud and boasted about himself in front of the camera. He Jinyin also modestly introduced himself: eliminating violence and maintaining good deeds is the responsibility, doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is the interest, and helping the old lady cross the road every week, and doing it two or three times during the National Day. The reporter asked He Jinyin what he wanted to do most at this moment? He said he wanted to go to the concert with Ali tomorrow night, and he had already bought two tickets.
Ali walked towards He Jinyin and threw herself into his arms. Without waiting for He Jinyin to say anything, she kissed him first.
[Highlights]: One of Stephen Chow's early works, there are also many famous scenes in the formation of a nonsensical style. Stephen Chow's humor is like Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do , which quickly, accurately and vigorously pokes the laughing hole. Stephen Chow is very good at shaping small people. He Jinyin seems to be stupid and persistent, but it is his principle of being a human being. He believes that love is worthy of possession through hard work and persistence.
The old partners Stephen Chow and Ng Mengda play like whatever they play. The scene of scolding was also very exciting. You were like two martial arts masters, without any place to insert the needle. The most important thing when chasing a girl is the word "dare". When people have poor results, they are not convinced.