1. A friend, a man, asked his son: Do you love your father or mother more?
The child will say: Mom.
At this time, my father lifted his chest and said: You actually love mom more. Look, you drink so much milk from me. Your mom still has so much.
So the child was moved and said: Dad is the best
2. Gangzi just came home from get off work and saw his mother stew his favorite old duck soup. He took a spoon and jumped up so hot. He quickly ran to the refrigerator to find ice water. He found that there was no ice water. He took a frozen fish and stuck out his tongue to lick the fish head. Gangzi's mother was stunned: I knew that there was rabies before, but did I have crazy duck disease?
3. The brother always teaches his eldest nephew to go to bed early and get up early. Yesterday, he picked up his sister-in-law who gave birth to his second child from the hospital. After dinner, he asked his eldest nephew to go to bed early as usual.
This child said contemptuously, "I want to trick me into going to bed early, would I be so mean to mock my younger brother?"
4. Dalin: It’s going to rain, go and ask your mother to collect her clothes!
Son Kobayashi: The sky is yours, just let it not rain!
Dalin: Why is the sky mine?
Son: When you were beaten by your mother, don’t you shout “Oh my god”: ...
Dalin: ...
5. On the diversity of Chinese names.
A mother brought her son to buy things, and she was kind when she came in: Oldest son, what do you want, mom will buy it for you.
My son was not satisfied after buying and buying, so his mother pulled him out and said with a ferocious look: Little baby, I'll give you some face,
