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Several years ago, I was a child and insisted on having a tattoo.
The parents were very thoughtful and almost wiped out their mouths, and they were fruitless.
Finally, I was asked to persuade me.
I asked, "Brother, aren't you dizzy? Why do you have to tattoo?"
posted a solemn voice, deafening and deafening: "For love."
tsk, the power of love is really powerful.
I asked again, "What are you going to tattoo?"
's young man lifted his shirt up,
took off his big pants down,
pointed to his rough and fleshy belly and said, "It's here, I'm tattooing two lines of poetry, a total of 14 words."
Well, a seven-character quatrain, a bit poetic and picturesque,
can be much more elegant than thorns such as the green dragon and white tiger, the beautiful girl supposes peaches, etc.;
and the selected place is more secret,
should not cause trouble and get beaten.
Unless, you take off your pants when you see someone,
show off: Look, is it a good poem?
It would be strange if someone didn't beat you and you would get shit out of your mouth.
thought to myself, and I continued to ask, "What kind of poem is it?"
cleared his throat and said with a whisper:
"Let the earth be deserted and the sky is deserted, I will only love Ma Xiaofang for my whole life!"
02
It turns out that this Ma Xiaofang is the new girlfriend of my childhood friend, and
has just met for a few days.
As for the appearance, it looks really good: high chest, thin waist, raised legs, and so fascinated by the little girl. Not to mention tattoos, even if you sacrifice yourself,
will never regret it and will never regret it.
"Why do you have to have a tattoo?"
I asked.
"I also have to keep up with Xiaofang's fashion pace and have similar interests."
posted a novel,
"Her belly also has tattoos."
"Brother, to be honest, I don't agree with you doing this."
Next, I gave my childhood friend a simple science about tattoos.
roughly as follows:
Tattoo, or tattoo, was originally one of the ancient punishments, Jimo punishment, also known as tattoo , tattoo.
is sentenced to this sentence and will be engraved on the forehead or face.
is right, it is a knife carving or cutting, without a needle.
If you are unlucky and you are not sharpened or sharpened, then you can grit your teeth and hold it up.
After cutting, the ink is dyed to record it, and most of the prisoners are slaves.
"That's great. What's the point of suffering?"
yelled excitedly, "I am willing to be Xiaofang's slave, the slave of love!"
"In the Western Zhou Dynasty, tattoo punishment was legally designated as one of the five punishments. Upgrading one square is a punishment. Crack, chopping off the nose; no matter how serious the crime is, it is a punishment, chopping the feet."
"Next, castration and punishment. Prisoning is beheading and cutting the head. Castration is to cut off your life root, teasing your balls, and letting you live forever from now on."
said, I used my hand as a knife and castrated it.
号号 was frightened and hurriedly covered his crotch:
"Don't talk about useless things, continue to talk about tattoos."
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's face punishment is actually a shameful punishment, and
intends to embarrass the person being punished.
and as early as the early Han Dynasty, they still followed the Qin system, and
used tattoos on a large scale.
However, the method is simple and has no novelty.
only engraves the word "prison".
As for movies and TV,
burns the triangle soldering iron red,
thorns, burns it,
is purely a huqin in the crotch, nonsense (egg).
In a blink of an eye, it was the Jin Dynasty.
Taunting gradually developed new tricks:
According to "Youyang Zazu", during the Jin Dynasty, if a servant escaped, he would tattoo his eyes above his eyes and add bronze blue;
escaped twice, and then tattoo his cheeks;
escaped for the third time, tattooed his eyes below him.
The above three places must be used to make the tattoo one inch and five minutes longer and five minutes wider when torture, and the knife marks must be penetrated into the bone.
And this is the real "unforgettable".
What about the fourth time?
has tattooed on the forehead and on the cheek,
7788, horizontal and vertical, there is really no place to cut it,
is simply a knife on the neck.
Circumcision.
According to "Southern History·Song Ming Emperor's Chronicle":
468,
Emperor Liu Yu of Song Ming issued a tattoo and a criminal law.
stipulates that those who commit crimes of robbing officials and stolen officials and injuring officials should be punished and executed;
If the pardon is received,
will be changed to tattoo the word "robbery" on the cheeks of the crime,
cut off the tendons at the same time,
is sent to the remote military state.
It was not until the time of Emperor Wu of Liang that
carried out a major reform on tattooing, and
turned into a needle prick.
Tattoo theory begins from this.
And it is precisely this innovation that
has driven the tattoo to gradually rise to a meticulous "art creation".
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is by no means nonsense, there are many stakes in history to prove it:
"History of the Song Dynasty·Criminal Law" records: The crimes of prison sentences are different, and the positions and shapes of the words are also different.
Those who commit theft will be stabbed behind the ear;
The size of the word "
" is like a soybean, which is similar to a black powder tumor, and it is not a big deal;
As for the crime of being absent and being absent, it will be changed to the cheek or forehead; the characters that are stabbed in
need to be framed, which is similar to the calligraphy and painting, or to issue an obituary;
The tattooed Song Jiang, Lin Chong , Wu Song , Dai Zong , etc. in "Water Margin" are added with black frames. If you move around your eyes, each one looks like a national treasure panda; if
is a sin of a stick, the characters you stabbed are listed in a circle.
is right, it looks like the Olympic Five Rings.
"History of Liao·Criminal Law" records: Liao Xingzong Yelu Zongzhen stipulates that prisoners sentenced to imprisonment will be stabbed on the neck, which means the neck is pricked. The neck is mostly soft tissue, which really hurts. If the slave escapes privately, if he steals his master's property, the first crime will stab the right arm, and the second crime will stab the left arm, the third crime will stab the right side of the neck, and the fourth crime will stab the left side of the neck; if the fifth crime, the executioner will be annoyed, and will directly pierce into a hornet's nest.
And when it came to the Ming Dynasty, it was even more interesting.
Tattoo is only robbed.
is the first crime, and the word "steal" is stabbed on the right forearm;
is again, and the left forearm is stabbed;
is like stealing other people's property in broad daylight,
is the word "stealing" is the word "stealing" is the right forearm;
is again, and the word "stealing" is severely stabbed. The thickness of the strokes of
is one minute and five centimeters, and the position of
is not as high as the elbow and the lower one is not as low as the wrist.
I have read "History of is just like these " written by scholar scholar Zhang Facai . The discussion on tattoos in the book
is quite interesting to read: for example, if you catch a Popeye with a thick forearm, the tattoo official is also a literary youth, and for a moment, his writing is like a spring, and he finally found a place to play. He stabbed all the motives of crime and the list of stolen objects, and a reportage was announced on his arm.
I have to say that
Guangxu of the Qing Dynasty was a good comrade.
felt that the tattoo was indecent, so
abolished this punishment that had been passed down for two thousand years.
About the Chinese tattoo sketch,
will talk so much about it for now.
05
"Brother, in foreign countries, only soldiers could have tattoos at first."
I asked seriously,
"Do you know why?"
"Why?"
sent a little puzzled.
"Once you go to the battlefield, you will be bombed and smashed, so you can follow the map and piece together the corpse!"
said this word by word, and I said goodbye.
I thought my childhood friend would have some insights from it, but
abandoned his tattoo.
is not the reason, I was talking nonsense for a long time,
wasted two kilograms of saliva, and
was all regarded as nonsense by him.
The next day,
took off his pants and prepared skin,
shaved his hair,
thorned the two sentences on his bare belly: "Let the earth be deserted and the sky is deserted, I will only love Ma Xiaofang for my whole life."
The thorn marks are very deep, and it is difficult to wash them off.
Love vows, you should be unforgettable and deeply rooted in your heart.
, not long after, something went wrong:
, this little girl gritted her teeth,
,
, dear Ma Xiaofang was moved for less than two months,
, then fell in love with someone else, patted her butt,
twisted and flew away;
later, the little girl finally got out of her heart's sorrow and started a blind date.
has only one condition: tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly, and nothing matters, as long as the name is Ma Xiaofang.
is really depressing. In the past three or four years, from reality to the Internet, I have met more than a hundred blind dates, met Ma Xiaoli, Ma Xiaomei, Wang Xiaofang, Chen Xiaofang, etc., but I didn’t call him Ma Xiaofang.
NND, the baby feels bitter.
Until not long ago,
finally met a person named "Feng Xiaofang".
although he was 1.58 meters tall and weighed 158,
was still confused.
plunged into the tattoo shop again,
added two points to the word "horse" in the quatrain and turned it into "Feng"!
0 million, I thought to myself,
If Feng Xiaofang breaks up again, what can I do in the future?
Alas, let’s take a look at it step by step.
But it shouldn't be true depending on your weight.
